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Has picrel ever happened to (You)?

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This literally never happens

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No one complements my jacket even doe it cost alot

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geg this literally never happened in the history of mankind

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Recently two girls complimented my curls, one of them being kind of a stranger so I felt happy

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marge nothing like this happens

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If a girl complimented me on my jacket I'm wearing it for the rest of my life

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Shit that never happens award

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Picrel did happen to me once actually. A pretty white girl once started flirting with me in a supermarket. I was on the hurry so didnt ask her out. I have a BBC btw, if that matters.

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>>71537 (OP)
literally happened to me like 30 mins ago. idk why I'm like this robots…

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>>>71537 (OP)
>literally happened to me like 30 mins ago. idk why I'm like this robots…

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women avoid me in real life because i look like a homeless bum

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>>71629
homeless bum is a pleonasm

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I guess women dont talk to you either?

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>>71628
Some girl in my physics class sat next to me and introduced herself. She caught me at the worst time because I was feeling depressed af and just wanted to be left alone so I brushed her off very rudely. It's 3/4 through the semester btw and she had other friends. fml bro

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Why does he looks like James Sunderland geg?

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Once a similar situation happened to me. I was near my house, then two strange girls were passing by, and they complimented me or something i don't remember exactly. And i'm sure it was some kind of trolling 'cause they were older than me.

>KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKIN' ZOGBOT POONER 'CORD FOID WHORE STOP BAITING ME!

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>>71663
geg, I wasnt so lucky sadly

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>>71757
>two strange girls
that was Soytan and Mimi

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This happened to me, some foid said she likes my eyes and my smile and I told her "KYS 'CORD POONER YOU WILL NOT BAIT ME MOOOODS"

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A girl complementd me and I said DOCTOOOORS SHES GROOMING ME POONER POONER POONER 'APE AND 'OX FROOOOOOOOT LEAK XER IP AND RANGEBAN XIM DOCTOOOOOS

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nu 'toss
<Uonirugnal conte t ! youv have been gmuted for 2

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foids are so disconnected with the average man it's insane geg

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>>71843
Turn foid into a Soytan

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>>71843
Gemerald
>>71852
DO THIS

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Most women genuinely don't even notice men who are below their standards, let alone consider them human beings. So, when she approaches Chad and Chad obviously rejects her because he has 10 girls in his DMs who are way hotter, she thinks that the experience of getting approached by a girl and rejecting her is shared by all guys. She does not realize that even most above average guys have never been and will never be approached by a girl, let alone incels. I hate women so much it's unreal.

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>Most women genuinely don't even notice men who are below their standards, let alone consider them human beings. So, when she approaches Chad and Chad obviously rejects her because he has 10 girls in his DMs who are way hotter, she thinks that the experience of getting approached by a girl and rejecting her is shared by all guys. She does not realize that even most above average guys have never been and will never be approached by a girl, let alone incels. I hate women so much it's unreal.
>i never go outside btw

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>>71869
Shes right though

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>>71663
Something similar happened AGAIN today with a different girl who I think had a crush on me for a couple months. She came up to me and said hi in a kind of flirty voice but I just said β€œwhat’s up” and went back to my phone in a very rude manner because I was too fucking nervous

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>>71883
Now she’s avoiding me geg its so awkward

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>>71537 (OP)
Why was he so mean to her? All she was doing was complimenting his jacket. She didn't deserve that bro

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>>71883
holy fuck you're fucking autistic

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>>71883
bros the guy from the meme

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i don't know how i messed up this badly

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>>71883
Shut the fuck up nobaldi cares go kill yourself

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>>71891
i think my ibis paint is corrupted whenever i try to fill anything it turns the whole canvas a random gradient this has never happened to me before

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>>71891
The Aryan girl is better anyways

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>>71893
why so obsessed with mi o algo

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>>71898
Subhuman fakecell

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No I am actually very sweet and personable IRL. You have to get to know me very well before you discover the deep, irredeemable chuddiness in my soul, like finding cockroaches under the refrigerator

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bumping this gem thread
<unoriginal

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I have been complimented by multiple girls all said I either smell good or they liked my long hair so take it from Mr.Bitchgetter (me) wear good cologne and shower

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>>71888
being autistic is sharty culture

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>>71891
geeeeeeeeeeeg
>idxhal[0enhjkbbe



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