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what do i do as a 5'8 autistic manlet
i wasted most of my teenage years sitting inside, gooning, eating goyslop. If I'm turning 19 now, can I still heightmaxx by sprinting and taking calcium supplements etc? Do I need to get to low bodyfat first?

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>>71246 (OP)
you're not a manlet if you 5"8, you're only a manlet if you're under 5"6

 β„–71253[Quote]

>>71246 (OP)
I'm 5'9 and I heightmog you

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>>71253
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF CHADLITE

 β„–71260[Quote]

Take vitamin D and lift

 β„–71263[Quote]

5 8 is average, you shouldnt worry too much about it

 β„–71266[Quote]

>>71263
Well… below average

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its just over for me and im sad.

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>>71246 (OP)
i tried this shit 2 years ago and it didn't help. i did stretching exercises, jumping, and even some unusual methods like using a vibrating massage device to stimulate my spine because i heard it might help with growth. nothing helped. after age 18, it’s almost certain that you won’t grow any further.

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>>71271
what was your bodyfat percentage

 β„–71275[Quote]

Have you tried flying over to turkey to get your ankles broken and have metal rods stuck into them to force growth or something? It seems to be a very smart and financially sound decision.

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>>71275
even if it was a healthy operation, its just aesthetically increasing the length of your legs, arm length and overall size are more important; the reason why women are attracted to height is because it means you will win more fights.

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>>71273
12%
>inb4 you had to be 8% o algo

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>>71271
You were supposed to insert the vibrating massage device up your ass and stimulate the spine from the inside

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>>71285
ITS OVER
<EVERYTHING IS UNORIGINAL
you had to be 6 or 7 percent
>>71286
DO THIS

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it could be possible to grow a bit if you are lucky, you should start drinking raw milk and eating raw liver yesterday
5'8 really isnt that bad though, alot of guys have it worse

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>>71271
You need to do 1000 high effort jumos per day and stretch your arms and legs apart by ropes in your sleep. I recommend that you read the exercise routine of Rustam Akhmetov, he grew 20 cm after his growth plates fused

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>>71309
that's not healthy vro…



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