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 â„–71233[Quote]

My grandma is in hers 80s and I always wanted to see her high as fuck because it's funny. I was thinking about putting it into her food but I'm not sure. Will this kill her? I don't want to accidentally murder my grandma and go to jail for life.

 â„–71234[Quote]

just don't do it

 â„–71245[Quote]

where did you find the shrooms

 â„–71255[Quote]

Why the fuck would you do that, just for shits and giggles?
Thats some sociopathic shit

 â„–71258[Quote]

>>71233 (OP)
it might.
Psychedelics heighten blood pressure by constricting your blood vessels
normally you offset this by drinking enough water or taking magnesium supplements, but if you dont you can suffer an ischemic stroke.
At older ages it might cause a heart attack by closing up the coronary artery, since those get weaker with age.

At any rate I doubt your plan will work, psilocybin can only be converted to psylocin if your gut has low pH and is basically empty, otherwise the conversion is done way too inefficiently.
On an empty stomach 5 grams is enough, but if you've had even just breakfast you might need far more.
If you dont tell her she will likely just eat something and lessen the effect.
Secondly, remember the pH thing? If she doesnt eat limes or something similarly sour beforehand she'll just barf the shrooms out.

For these reasons I think LSD is the superior choice.

 â„–71274[Quote]

>>>71233 (You) (OP)
>it might.
>Psychedelics heighten blood pressure by constricting your blood vessels
>normally you offset this by drinking enough water or taking magnesium supplements, but if you dont you can suffer an ischemic stroke.
>At older ages it might cause a heart attack by closing up the coronary artery, since those get weaker with age.
>
>At any rate I doubt your plan will work, psilocybin can only be converted to psylocin if your gut has low pH and is basically empty, otherwise the conversion is done way too inefficiently.
>On an empty stomach 5 grams is enough, but if you've had even just breakfast you might need far more.
>If you dont tell her she will likely just eat something and lessen the effect.
>Secondly, remember the pH thing? If she doesnt eat limes or something similarly sour beforehand she'll just barf the shrooms out.
>
>For these reasons I think LSD is the superior choice.

Ok is the lsd going to kill her? I don't want to accidentally kill her.

 â„–71276[Quote]

>>71274
i'm really not sure if you're baiting and i might be falling for bait but if you REALLY are serious with this please don't fucking do it at all, alright?

 â„–71277[Quote]

>>>71274 (You)
>i'm really not sure if you're baiting and i might be falling for bait but if you REALLY are serious with this please don't fucking do it at all, alright?
I'm serious, it'd be so funny.

 â„–71301[Quote]

Why not just offer it doe

 â„–71305[Quote]

>>71233 (OP)
blvd is plotting to murder his grandma 💀 next hes going to ask what the lethal dosage is, "just to be safe" 🥀 🥀

 â„–71307[Quote]

>>71274
LSD will have the same physical complications, but its easier to administer.
stroke will still be just as likely

 â„–71316[Quote]

don't do it, what's wrong with you?

 â„–71345[Quote]

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>erm I'm gonna potentially kill my 80 year old grandmother….because it's funny and shieet!

 â„–71346[Quote]

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>spiking the mother to your mother because it'd be funny or however the socio is pathed



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