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 70573[Quote]

I’m turning 19 this month and I still don’t have a gf or any friends that I can try and convince to date me. A girl I like (genuinely like not for her body but for who she is) rejected me. My other friend isn’t gay.
I’m swallowing the niggerpill bros….

 70579[Quote]

>cant fuck his homie, retreats to BBC

 71971[Quote]

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>>70573 (OP)
t. unc
You're fucking 19 years old, you have so much fucking time to pursue your interests. You have nothing but time. I would stalk and call that girl endlessly until she's forced to fuck you. When you're 19, no one expects anything of you, so if you seriously fuck up or do something fucking retarded it's really not a big deal. Whenever I see a gay 19 year old crying that it's over, I get fucking mad and I want to fucking punch them in the face. I'm almost 30 with no hairline, still live with my parents and no wife because I wasted my youth crying about this shit and not doing anything. You need to make a social media account where you can express yourself in a nongay way, that is how I think your generation meets each other I think. Looksmax, benchmax, do all that shit so you don't look like a gay marshmallow.

 71974[Quote]

19 is still young bro you should get on the carnivore diet and start looksmaxxing and hitting the gym and by your early 20s you could have ascended depending on your looks and height

 71981[Quote]

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>I would stalk and call that girl endlessly until she's forced to fuck you. When you're 19, no one expects anything of you, so if you seriously fuck up or do something fucking retarded it's really not a big deal.

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>>71981
How the fuck did you get this

 72001[Quote]

>>70573 (OP)
Literally all you need to work on is your social skills. And don't mean learning PUA tactics or becoming more social. But working on your own emotional intelligence. Lookism or bullshit like heightmaxxxing ain't gonna do shit when halfway you just sell your own body and looks like meat in the meatmarket online or irl.

Learn some about dark psychology, how to make friends and influence people, no more mr nice guy. Ask AI to teach you basic social skills being less afraid to express yourself as you really are.

Last but not least if all you are striving for is your looks, do not think that the girls you interact with are all fancy and wholesome. Women can be just as manipulative and repulsive than they show on the outside. That's why I recommend learning dark psychology so you can recognize a manipulative bitch within moments.

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>Learn some about dark psychology, how to make friends and influence people, no more mr nice guy.

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>>72003
I have an inflation fetish, but its not a fetish about inflating myself, but a fetish about economic inflation. Every day I turn on BBC and masturbate to the news about the british pound losing its value. I vividly remember being rock hard during history class when we were talking about the great depression. To this day I'm thankful for the year 2008, when I busted the bighest nuts every day to the news of real estates losing value. There is something so sexy about the hard cycle of poverty associated with the devaluation of fiat with the throbbing of the stock market up and down as the government enjoys a euphoric surplus of purchasing power for an excruciating brief and tantalizing, teasing moment, until the markets plummet into the nation’s tight little bottlenecked international trade relations brokered by naughty naughty billionaire-run conglomerations until the entire financial system explodes all over the hard little public body.

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>I have an inflation fetish, but it's not a fetish about inflating myself, but a fetish about economic inflation. Every day I turn on BBC and masturbate to the news about the british pound losing its value.



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