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been e-dating literally my ideal waifv bvt irl, shes young, white, beavtiful, virginal, rich, loves cooking, trad, hates jews and groids etc. however, she vsed to be really into self harm (doesnt cvt anymore), loves 'o and wants me to beat her, like, really really badly.
>i want u to cover me in bruises nd give me black eyes teehee
>u can break my legs if u want daddy teehee
ev&do i dont mind a lil rovgh play this is obviovsly schizoid levels of masochism. shovld i marry her 'teens?

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Can I beat her for you?

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>>70283
no im not a cuck

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lemme guess you have e-sex on der 'cord
maybe you should get a second opinion from your father, her father, or your priest. Nobaldi on the incel forum can give you a good answer
don't beat her, her talking about that is probably a manifestation of her shitty past and her desire to be dominated

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>>70281 (OP)
>loving 'o

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>>70281 (OP)
how do foids end up like this

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>>70302
>noone here can give (You) advice
>gives advice
im up for a little rough play like choking and spanking but im not going to actually domestically abuse her geg. i think shell understand when we actually start having segs irl doe.

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>>70304
theyre foids, 'teen, theyre GOING to be mentally ill

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>>70281 (OP)
what happened doe.? do you know? not saying you shouldn't go for it but it takes a lot for someone to reach that point o algo

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>>70309
not sure tbqh, but probably EEI (early internet exposure) if i had to guess bc shes gamer gurl and likes teh interwebz a lot xddd

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>>70310
is it.. a heckin' transqueen?

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>>70311
fuck no geg, xhes just a really girly girl (female)

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>>70312
incredible, OP i'm proud of you o algo, alwaus stick your dick in crazy. this amount of luck will not go unnoticed however and a terrible event will occur later on in life

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>>70313
well my actualy biological xister trooned out and wants to chop xer 'its off so i guess its to make up for that or something

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no one here can give (You) advice
gives advice

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gigaquoted for the first time award
relies on strangers from a tajikistanian gem mining forum for validation award

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How did you find her? Fuck my piece of shit chud incel life

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>>70319
some online chatroom that lets u dm people from a list cant remember the name

 â„–70324[Quote]

I tried E dating before. I really thought I found love for once. I really thought she was perfect, that I would meet up with her and everything would work out. Sadly though, it ended before we could meet up. It only lasted like 4 months but it felt so real to mi…

I'm really hoping it works out for your case OP, even if your chudete might be a little on the kookier side. How far do you live apart if you don't mind me asking?

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>>70324
xhes in sweden and im in texas geg. howd your ldr end?

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>>70325
I live in Canada and xe lived in muttmerica geg. I can't imagine edating someone from another continent, but if you two are really that crazy for eachother maybe it could work out idk.

Basically I admitted to sorta lying about something and it probably could of been worded better. It honestly wasnt that big, but I guess she was dealing with a lot at the time, and she didn't take it well. She called me a lier. said that I only used her for complements and that this whole relationship was never going to work out. she blocked me before I was even able to respond. I've thought about it a lot since then and now I've kinda accepted that the whole thing was never going to work out anyway. Looking back there were a few ways we subtlety conflicted with eachother, and there were probably a dozen issues with us that would come up later down the road. But Gosh I still miss her sometimes. She was a certified SISA, beautiful hair, had similar sense of humor, kinda chuddy(though I don't think she was nearly as chuddy as me geg), and she was so sweet too. I miss calling her cute names, and her calling me "pookie" and "hubby". Fuck I just miss hearing her laugh. I was a lot happier back then than I am now tbh. Idk, maybe our love just wasn't that strong. I hope it's strong enough for you two.

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>>70326
well im glad you moved on bro. hkw old were yall if you dont mind my asking? and what did you lie about?

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>>70304
They got bullied in school or their dad shouted at them
Basically the most mildest things guys deal with

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>>70328
We were both 18(sorta). When we first met I was 17, and when I told her such, she said that we should refrain from doing any sexual stuff until my birthday hit. I thought it was kinda retarded, though I never told her that. When my birthday did come we slowly started becoming more hecking romantic i guess, though we never really did discuss sex all that often. She said she wasn't into sending nudes, which I respected as I didn't wanna be a perv.

As for the reason we broke up? I honestly don't wanna get into detail because it's super fucking embarrassing and I don't want to derail this thread. I think the real reason was because she also started realizing that this whole thing probably wasn't going to work out, and my confession was just the straw that broke the nigger's back. Idk, I guess it's possible that she was getting and just felt like dumping me, but I just don't wanna believe she was that kind of person. She seemed so relatively kind hearted, and she definitely cared about me to some extent. I sometimes wonder if she regrets her decision

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>>70336
how do people even meet others online anyway

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>>70340
this baffles me too.
i like to think the fact we don't know the answer to this question means we are relatively healthy individuals

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>>70340
I mean… It's really not that complicated

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>>70336
You lied about your dick size didn't you?

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>>70345
No. Honestly it might be worse than that

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>>70346
Weight or height?

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>>70348
it's more complicated than that

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>>70281 (OP)
Marge, why is this guy such a faggot? Also you could still marry her if it's just a sexual thing for her but if she tries to take it further no. Make sure she's not a psycho bitch tho.

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>>70349
just tell us

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>>70349
just tell us u retard

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>>70353
you promise you won't laugh? cuz the truth is pretty ugly

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>>70355
eh i doubt its that bad guarantee ive heard worse

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>e-dating

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>>70355
TELL US NOWWWWW

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>>70368
>>70356
Alright Firstly I lied about it being a girl. I'm a faggot who fell in love with a guy he met on der 'cord. I'm sorry for lying, but I just wanted to tell OP about my own experience with e-dating without being told to kill myself. I know all of you will make fun of me, but he was unironically so beautiful. He had perfect brown hair, and the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen. The reason we broke up was because, while I didn't mind being a top for him, I also have a side of me that enjoys being submissive. I tried explaining this to him, and I also admitted to sometimes posting parts my face on 4cuck and some subreddits because I liked it when people said I looked cute. I thought he'd understand, that he'd tell me to stop acting retarded, and that I'd agree to never do anything like it again. But no. That was it for him. All of our vidya sessions together, our conversations we had, the times he made me laugh and cry, the countless nights I spent cuddling with my pillow that I imagined was him. All was nothing. Honestly before I thought him breaking up with me would probably be the best outcome, since I also really hated being a faggot. That feeling of freedom never came though, and instead I just felt so cold and empty for weeks. And yeah, I still really really want a boyfriend. I'm a fucking mess.

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>>>70368
>>>70356
>Alright Firstly I lied about it being a girl. I'm a faggot who fell in love with a guy he met on der 'cord.

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>>70381
>homosexuals fight over who gets to bottom
GEG

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>>70381
this is awful

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>>70383
>>70384
>>70385
like I said. The truth is pretty ugly neutralplier

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>>70381
he sounds like a massive faggot if he broke up with you just for posting your face on 4cuck GEG

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>>70381
>>70386
why bother lying about it in an anonymous bald cartoon man with glasses forum or to your 'girl' friend? you gain nothing from bullshitting soyteenagers or homosexual men

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>>70381
hell naw 💀 💀 💀 blud is gay af

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>>70381
why do all r9kakas turn out to be faggots

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>>70381
<Unoriginal niggers! kys Unoriginal niggers! kys Unoriginal niggers! kys Unoriginal niggers! kys Unoriginal niggers! kys Unoriginal niggers! kys

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>>70281 (OP)
Are you euromutt?

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>>70393
im from burgerland originoli ravioli

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>>70381
fags being fags geg, that is kinda crazy that he stopped talking to you just because you posted ur face though geg

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>>70381
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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>>70381
Okay that gave me a laugh but he broke up with you for the most retarded reason, he should have atleast tried to resolve it.
It was nothing you did that was wrong

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>>70381
I'd top for you…

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>>70381
Didn't you create a thread or share this story here before? I think I remember hearing this exact story and talking to you about it.

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>>70396
>>70396
So new york or some big city shithole in muttmerica

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>>70388
I didn't think of it as that big of a lie. Just me changing a few certain details so that I can have
an actual conversation.
>>70397
>>70403
It wasn't just me farming compliments on 4cock that did it. In his final messege he sent to me, he said stuff like "this relationship was built on lies", and "this was never going to work out". I think maybe he had stuff he was keeping from me. Maybe a guy irl asked him out. It seemed like such a strange reaction from him. There was probably a side to him that I wasn't aware of. Idk. I'll never truly know why he chose to end things so abruptly, and that really bothers me because I genuinely loved him.
>>70410
Correct. I made a blogpost here about it when it happened. Pretty pathetic, but I was literally was left with no one at that point, and I just wanted to talk to someone about it. Most people just made fun of me and told me to kill myself, doe surprisingly a few people tried giving advice on how to cope.
>>70404
Erm, are you really selfinserting as a pedophile? Yup enjoy your 3 day ban, buddy.

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>>70414
yes (houston)

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>>70416
>>70418
houston is famous for having fags and cucks o algo

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>>70416
Do you live in the uk

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>>>70416 (You)
>Do you live in the uk
>>70326

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>>70423
Shame

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>>70424
Shame? Oh… well i'm flattered

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>>70419
yeah i vliterally live in whats coaloquially known as "the gaybhorhood" geg, vliterally everyone on my apartment complex is gay, and im 2 blocks away from all the gay bars. also theres more spics and niggers here than whites which is even worse geg.

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>>70426
Come to great britain

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>>70281 (OP)
>I want u to cover me in bruises nd give me black eyes teehee
Hate to break it to you but this is an exit strategy. Women simply do not experience sexual desire in the same way men do due to their profoundly diminished capacity for wanting things that do not depend on how they're perceived by others compared to men. All female "kinks" are just ideas women have about what men want and in the case of these abusive style kinks or rape kinks etc. it's a perception that men all secretly want to do this and so it's used to build an exit strategy: if you try to leave her, if you try to draw boundaries, all those things she asked her to do magically become things you did to her of your own volition when she didn't want it to her friends, family and if enough people believe her the police. Call me a schizo chudcel or whatever but you can't play games with stupid bitches, no one in real life has ever got horny off being threatened and hurt.

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> >>70281 (OP)
>>I want u to cover me in bruises nd give me black eyes teehee
>Hate to break it to you but this is an exit strategy. Women simply do not experience sexual desire in the same way men do due to their profoundly diminished capacity for wanting things that do not depend on how they're perceived by others compared to men. All female "kinks" are just ideas women have about what men want and in the case of these abusive style kinks or rape kinks etc. it's a perception that men all secretly want to do this and so it's used to build an exit strategy: if you try to leave her, if you try to draw boundaries, all those things she asked her to do magically become things you did to her of your own volition when she didn't want it to her friends, family and if enough people believe her the police. Call me a schizo chudcel or whatever but you can't play games with stupid bitches, no one in real life has ever got horny off being threatened and hurt.
originoli stromboli

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>>70281 (OP)
Sounds hot as fuck I wish I had a masochistic gf (I wouldn't beat her doe I would just choke and slap her)

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ew
>unoriginal content

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>>70325
I'm also e-dating a swedish girl, are You sure we arent e-dating the same one?

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>>70476
erm idk mines named meilla wbu

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>>70517
you could at least use a 'jak that i didnt literally just post

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disgusting subfag foid

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>>70660
subfag? never heard that one before, what do you mean?

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>>70677
Kys nigger SNCA post

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>>70679
I for one cared about it

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>>70694
>ESL babble

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>>70677
i just think women like that are gross as fuck

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>>70707
i mean, it wouldve been correct if it just had a couple commas



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