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This week we're having some quarter year exams or whatever in the uni and I'm really stressed about all the results since these could be quite heavy on what might happen to my life later on. This Sunday, a friend has sent me some NSFW pics of a furry BHM, the result of which being me, a straight male, snapping and doing you know what to the aforementioned images. Now I can't spend a day without looking for fat furry males or roleplaying as such. 'Kay, do I need help?

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>>69972 (OP)
>'Kay, do I need help?
Yes, stop watching that crap. It will screw you up in the head and will make you less focused on your uni. If a friend sent you that than I think you should block him.
<Please, don't be bait. Please, don't be bait. Please, don't be bait. Please, don't be bait.

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It isn't bait. I was thinking of whipping it out to a video of a morbidly obese raccoon dog getting milked and slammed in the rear. At these moments, I feel like I'm not myself.

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>>69975
bro wtf just kys

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How and why?

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Nigga what the fuck. If you're going to be degenerate at least goon to women like any other normal 'teen.
>>69975
>getting milked
Please don't tell me it means what I think it means, please. If so, then holy fucking shit you gooned to gay furry lactation porn. Please do something with yourself.
<
>inb4 "read the Bible and go to church"
Not even God has enough energy to deal with this.

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If you want to know how brimmy (well-animated doe), look for the post #44740370 on the 'nity.
>If you're going to be degenerate at least goon to women like any other normal 'teen.
I used to do so to female anthros exclusively. Right until that snapping point.

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you sound based, ignore never gooncels itt

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Cut out that gay retard from your life and stop being a pornbrained coomer dumbass

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I'd love to.
Is this a problem with teens (not only soyteens) focused on maths? Are we cursed to be furries?

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>>69988
>'nity
Marge
>I used to do so to female anthros exclusively. Right until that snapping point.
That is a tiny bit better, but it's still not great. Maybe you snapped because you're too stressed about exams?

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>Marge
furaffinity.net
>Maybe you snapped because you're too stressed about exams?
That's my theory too.

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>>69995
WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THERE
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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Nigga you're nuts

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one more

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>>70000
I wasted it

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>WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THERE
To look at and comment on fat furries. What else can it be for?

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Also, is Clawhauser (the fat cheetah from Zootopia) unbothered Germanic or obsessed Brimstone?

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>>69972 (OP)
Why did your friend send you porn and why did it magically make you addicted to gay furry porn

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>>70029
What part of your body did you read the post with?

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Either way, I've somehow managed to skip doing it today. I genuinely hope that it can be considered progress.

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>>70004
gigamouse.gif.webp

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webWHAT?

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Anyone here?

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Maybe the things are getting better. I'm not feeling quite as horny as I did yesterday, just bored. And the dude who's gotten me into BHMs is not responding (likely asleep).
Cog' on the 'log must be a thing for once, so be it.

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I was wrong. I was so wrong. I can only theorise if it is permanent.

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>>69972 (OP)
Kill your friend with a chainsaw.
>>69988
I was gonna way do it to women, but atp it's best if you quit it all. Your brain was twisted by porn so much you developed unnatural homosexuality. Break the relationship and all similar ones. Quit the internet if you can, work oj yourself.

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>>70000
getty get

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>>70125
>Kill your friend with a chainsaw.
How unexpected
>I was gonna way do it to women, but atp it's best if you quit it all. Your brain was twisted by porn so much you developed unnatural homosexuality. Break the relationship and all similar ones. Quit the internet if you can, work oj yourself.
Highly unlikely since the uni I'm studying in is so tied to the Web itself.
Answer this, instead.
Does furrification happen to maths guys as the most common victim group?

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Sumo wrestler or something

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I did tell my friend that he made my snarky mind quite snappy. He only admired my transformation.

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>>69972 (OP)
same issue but with tranny porn

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>>70258
Have you done anything to combat it?

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nigga what type off friends sends you furry porn

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The ones that you start talking to because you wanted to get fat furries from them, but begin talking about life and roleplaying out of the lack of options.

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In fact, who can ignore or dislike such a lovely lad?

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>>70394
ew
<unoregano

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>>69972 (OP)
Can you post it?

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>>70394
Here's one of the BHM artworks.
>>70471

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Even a certified psychologist doctoOOOOOOS has no clue what to do with a barely adult zGOD male who gets to be into furry BHMs.
chat am i cooked

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>>70578
nigga some 25 year old faggot with a psychology degree cant save you you need God
seek God and repent

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I'd love to. But the more horrid stuff I see, the less I believe that someone with good intentions could've been related to that.

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A bit unrelated, but I remember a 'teen from /nate/ whose name on the 'gram (the T one) was Hixto (@t1t2t43). Does anyone know where that BHM lover is now?

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Is my problem genuinely nophonoic?

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This works precisely the way I need to depict my feelings with.

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The two weeks for that exam stuff have finally ended. The results are brimmy, to say the least. I did get somewhat decent results on two exams,but the others are simply abysmal.
Also, i is an vigrin and wood lick to stey wan forewe.

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Still not straight…

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I don't even recall the last time I whipped it on a female…
I hope that not a single person who knows me by face finds out about me being a BHMkisser…
I was snapped into it, implying some sort of involuntarity, but I still don't want to be considered a bug-spreader…

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Got too horny and started 'aping a pillow the size of a BHM's rear…
!!OYYYYYYYYYYYY….!!

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Jesus Christ, people….
Can ANYONE respond to this 'ead?

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if you want a response, you should really just stop gooning

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>>75654
nobaldi cares xister

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Who fucking cares GTFO here.
>>70597
Kill yourself

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>>70191
Porn blocker retard

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>>69972 (OP)
this is kinda funny ngl

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I genuinely hope that nobody from my surroundings realises that I might be a BHMlover.
Something inside of me has prompted my fingers to decorate out my whole social media page over a furry character who often gets to be a fat dominant instead of the more Orthodox likeness of the Rayfield Caliburn, albeit in SFW only. Do you,the 'teens of 'kay, think that I might be suspected for being into obese furries from the outside from having a Tom Nook profile picture (whose imagery I also use for roleplaying)?

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>>75846
From all characters in the world, you chose Tom fucking Nook, a guy who looks about 40 and has two kids. If he was female, then all 'pillers on 'arty's /r9k/ will laugh at her for being a whore who was left with two annoying mulatto shitskins from her previous relationship with Tyrone.
Regarding your question, if it is some normal fan art of him or the in-game render, it'll be fine. THOUGH I don't think you did that and instead put cropped furry porn you found on the '21.
Also
>More Orthodox likeness of the Rayfield Caliburn
Marge

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Also how the fuck can you RP as Tom Nook? Do you just RP as a kike and go
>OY VEY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOU GOVERNMENT APPROVED SUM OF MONEY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

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>>75853
I did the render part
>Marge
The fastest vehicle in Cyberpunk 2077.

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>>75877
>I did the render part
That's good I guess, but tell me, what do you see in Tom Nook? Because as I said, he's a 40 year old shop owner with two kids. I am legitimately curious about this, as for all furries you had to choose that one. Even the basic choices like Bowser, Fox McCloud, Wolf or that Rabbit fucker from StarFox seem to be better choices.

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>>75880
Dude. I'm into Big Handsome Males. I've been a fatfur for over two years at this point, even as a straight for almost all that time, until recently. I ENJOY OBESE ANTHRO BODIES. There are many fat fetish images with Tom and I've grown fond over raccoons/raccoon dogs. Makes any sense now?

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>>75883
But most of them show his weenie (since he's ACKSHUALLY a tanuki, who were shown with massive nutsacks). Do you also jork it to that? Do you also jork it to gay ships and irl fat men?>>75883

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>>75884
I despise humans and humanoids in NSFW. I wish the entire genre to vanish. Human barazoku simply revolts me.
>Do you also jork it to that?
To an obese raccoon showing off his "money bags"? Absolutely.

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>I despise humans and humanoids in NSFW. I wish the entire genre to vanish. Human barazoku simply revolts me.
I guess that makes sense, since bara artists often love to make everything as disgusting as humanly possible.
>>Do you also jork it to that?
>To an obese raccoon showing off his "money bags"? Absolutely.
On one hand, I'm not surprised, on the other hand, DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.
Also about the BHM claim; again, the StarFox crew might interest you, especially Wolf, who also seems to be 40 years old. At least they go on cool gay space adventures or some shit idk I haven't played the games that much as it's mostly overrated.

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>>75886
It's not the age that attracts me the most. Again, there has to be a certain build to the body. Maybe, I just like the "Asian Carnivorous" since I live in the north of it and has somehow managed to be white.
>On one hand, I'm not surprised, on the other hand, DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.
What's the reason for 'osing?

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>>75887
>It's not the age that attracts me the most. Again, there has to be a certain build to the body.
Oh. Well I'm pretty sure someone draws that type of stuff. It does remind me of Asgore THOUGH.
>Maybe, I just like the "Asian Carnivorous" since I live in the north of it and has somehow managed to be white.
Like in picrel?
>What's the reason for 'osing?
I didn't think you'd go so far as to 'jak it to THE PENIS. I thought it was basically BBWs but with men for you.

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>>75889
>Like in picrel?
Maybe. I really like Pawbert. He looks like a fatty you can rub everywhere, even if he only agreed for you to rub his cheeks. He may be Canadian, though.
>I didn't think you'd go so far as to 'jak it to THE PENIS. I thought it was basically BBWs but with men for you.
Sounds… Fair.

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>>75891
>Pawbert
Googling it up it shows that he wasn't fat originally, and yeah, that 'is' how Asgore is often portrayed by the fandom, being a mix of Tom Nook and that Pawbert dude. I assume you also like the cheetah cop from Zootopia, right?
>Sounds… Fair.
There's a reason why it's called a fetish. Most people don't have that strong of an attraction to genitalia and the premise of sex (as it should be in mammals), but rather to the body, specifically the stomach. In short, it's not scientifically considered normal.

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>>75894
>I assume you also like the cheetah cop from Zootopia, right?
Ohhh yeah… Clawhauser has some really good artwork on him. I wish at least one of the anthros came to life.
>There's a reason why it's called a fetish. Most people don't have that strong of an attraction to genitalia and the premise of sex, but rather to the body, specifically the stomach.
Don't worry: that's in my menu as well . I'm also into blob faces (picrel) and burps. God,do I love burping fatties…

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>>75897
>Ohhh yeah… Clawhauser has some really good artwork on him.
Why did you start it like that? It makes it sound way worse in my mind than it was hopefully intended pleasetellmeyoudidntmeanitthatway
>blob faces and burps
At least it's not lactation I guess…
Wait does that mean that you could jack off to furry meximutt? (also isn't that creature in picrel a woman?)

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>>75898
>pleasetellmeyoudidntmeanitthatway
Marge
>Wait does that mean that you could jack off to furry meximutt?
I doubt so. Again, there needs to be some level of overall furry attractiveness. Look ath the fatso on the picture and tell me he isn't a HISA.
>also isn't that creature in picrel a woman?
Must have been an old picture.

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>>75899
>Marge
It kind of sounded like you either gooned or you were ready to goon when you wrote it like that.
<OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH… HE HAS SOME GOOD SHIT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
>I doubt so. Again, there needs to be some level of overall furry attractiveness. Look ath the fatso on the picture and tell me he isn't a HISA.
Eh won't really say that. Most of these artists, including the one in picrel, basically draw women with dicks. No thought into the anatomy or whatever. The face is also just anime levels of simplistic. The previous Pawbert drawings had more charm in them at least. The only good thing one could leverage from it is dick size, but I imagine that being more of an inconvenience during sex.
>Must have been an old picture.
Fair I guess. I assume you have this stuff saved, right?

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>>75902
>Most of these artists, including the one in picrel, basically draw women with dicks.
Maybe. He does look like a femboy whose feminine traits didn't drown in the fat. The lack of tertiary indicators like eyelashes does the job: he looks like a male.
>The only good thing one could leverage from it is dick size, but I imagine that being more of an inconvenience during sex.
Not that I'd want to be a human-sized myself with Tello. The fatty looks too sensitive to be on top, I can sense him being a weak slave you can toy around.

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Anyways, in my case, should anything be done?

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>The fatty looks too sensitive to be on top, I can sense him being a weak slave you can toy around.
>Anyway do I need help?
Yeah probably

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>>75905
Yup. Probably need one in my life.

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Either seek God or therapy. Better yet, just quit for a month or two and open the 'hub. Your brain will be so starved of sexual pleasure that it'll cave in.

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>>75909
Why the 'hub? It's more Jewish than '21!

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You really are weird.

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>Wait does that mean that you could jack off to furry meximutt?
I absolutely will NOT lay my hands on my privates thinking about Meximutt. I absolutely !!DESPISE!! lips on anthros!

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>>75910
He comes from a rare n64 game

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I hope you kill yourself. Besides that there is nothing attractive about what you just showed.

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>>75929
I know that it most likely looks awful for a foreigner. Besides, why would anyone strong enough to live kill themselves?

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Either way, is this supposed to be a sibling/subvariant of Smugjak?

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lvl 1 white hat moded vs level 999 black hat moded

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>>76087
Is it le keyed?

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>>75853
Also, Timmy and Tommy are not his relatives.

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>>76145
They still legally count as his sons doebeit

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>>76150
Who said that? He's their mentor and employer, their ancestry is blatantly stated to be nonexistent!

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I also did some slob vore raisin eating RP with a dude. My accomplice enjoyed that. Pinky promise, I didn't pleasure myself with it, nor did it arouse me, but still…
I wonder how they'd react if they had known about Poop 2…



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