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any robots want advice on losing weight without any exercise?? this isn't gonna be le heckin' "eat this exact diet every day for 3 years" I'm just gonna tell you guys how I lost weight, for background I was about 230lbs and in 5 months I got down to 180lbs, I'm actually visibly skinny now and it literally got me a girlfriend, this is not a healthy way to lose weight and you will almost certainly end up with an eating disorder but in my opinion its better to be skinny and anorexic with a girlfriend than a fat virgin, you will also feel very fatigued and cold if you lose weight too fast but its not that bad, if just one person wants to know the method then I'll say it but I don't feel like typing all that right now

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btw I'm 6'6 so my BMI isn't super low but I'm closer to underweight than I am overweight

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>>69616
can you do stretching to be 6'7" please

 â„–69636[Quote]

I am more interested in knowing how garfield did that

 â„–69638[Quote]

yes share your wisdom with me

 â„–69639[Quote]

yes i'm 6'5 and 205 and barely got down to 190 like a year ago but ive been stuck since

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>>69639
geg 67
>>69638
>>69639
first of all, you basically have to quit eating any sugary junk food at all, its just empty fatty calories that make you hungrier, second off, you cant just not eat at all or else your metabolism will get fucked, you have to do a consistent diet, the best one I found is called the "zigzag diet" where you eat more one day and less the next, hat I did was eat 1200 calories on the high days since it was just enough to give my metabolism a break, then on the low days I eat like 500-700, enough so that you aren't starving but still hardly anything, though you can adjust these numbers to what works for you, the best part about this method is that eventually you will lose an appetite so you wont actually feel the need to eat so you will be completely in control, early on you will probably fail to avoid sugary food and snacks like chips but its ok, you really don't need any exercise to lose weight like this but it would definitely help if you could just go on a walk every day, for meals I would recommend eating toast for breakfast, skipping lunch, and then eating some kind of meat for dinner, ground beef or a turkey sandwich works great, it really all does sound pretty obvious but this is the only way of losing weight that I've tried thats actually worked and thats because it doesn't really require any dedication or discipline other than quitting sugary snack foods (which you will not miss btw) so I feel it wouldnt be the worst for my fellow lazy robots. fair warning doe, you'll probably get an eating disorder, especially if you already feel bad about how your body looks, you also don't get too much nutrients from this kind of diet so atleast get some vitamin gummies from Walmart or something geg, if you're a NEET you can just sit around and play video games and jerk off and still lose weight from this method as long as you just stay away from snacks and sugary food, never eat chips or cake or anything.

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>>69636
the chair pressed him out duh

 â„–69649[Quote]

Water fast

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>>69649
Literally just watch this and follow the steps. Trying to hold a caloric deficit will just leave you hungry 24/7.

 â„–69653[Quote]

try eating a salad fatty

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How did you managed to get a girlfriend? Is it that easy?

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>>69650
This is not true btw
If you have an eating window and get your protein you can fast for like 20 hours without hunger

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(source, I fast for 20 hours almost every day)

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>>69649
you just gain the weight back as soon as you start eating again
>>69650
no, you lose an appetite after a couple of weeks to a month
>>69653
I'm 'tistic I cant eat nasty plants they feel weird on my teeth
>>69655
met her at school, she is very infatuated with me and we started dating soon after we met, she really likes that I'm skinny and it certainly helps that I'm tall, shes a bit crazy (schizo, depression, bpd) but I love her and she loves me. girls love tall skinny guys, especially if you're still in high school or college, so if you're tall just get skinny and you should be able to find a girl that finds you attractive
>>69656
tsmt I could go days without eating and barely feel hungry but I eat so that my girlfriend doesn't worry about me



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