/r9k/ - ROBOT9999

I truly cannot even imagine how utterly repulsive you'd have to be in order to be an incel. To put it in perspective, there was an inmate who I (unfortunately) knew at Terre Haute FCI known as Ben who is unbelievably repulsive in every conceivable way. Physically, Ben is one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life, obviously the result of generations of hillbilly inbreeding (he legitimately looks like one of the inbred hillbillies from Deliverance, and that's not an exaggeration). His personality is even more repulsive than his appearance, with a presence so toxic and disgusting that absolutely everyone hates him, myself included. Even his voice is repulsive, like nails grating down a chalkboard. And no, he certainly doesn't have money either. He's dirt-poor white trash from a Kentucky trailer park, and he can't stay out of prison for more than a month at the most. But even he has had multiple sex partners (when I first encountered him, he was back in prison for a probation violation for beating up his girlfriend, who, from what I understand, is also STD-ridden inbred trailer trash just like him). He also openly admits that he has a tiny dick and that, in order for girls to be able to feel it, he has to cut his foreskin and shove domino pieces into it while he fucks them (he actually tried to show his dick to everyone in the prison as well). He's bipolar and probably slightly retarded as well, but that is certainly no excuse to act the way that he does. Much like Andrew Anglin, Ben is the absolute epitome of someone who does not possess a single redeeming characteristic, and there really is not one slightly positive thing that I (or anyone else) can find to say about him. It's pretty hard to imagine how anyone could possibly be much more repulsive than this vile waste of DNA, but I guess that incels manage to pull it off. Rest assured, however: if this putrid reprobate can get laid, then literally anyone can.

Instead of taking responsibility for your own failures and trying to change things, you miserable incels will instead continue to rot away in your mother's basements and post misogynistic hate screeds on /r9k/ about how "foids" should all be raped and killed because you still haven't been given the perfect 13-year-old tradvirgin bride that you genuinely believe that you're entitled to.

News flash, incels: you are not entitled to any woman or girl, much less a gorgeous teenage virgin. I know that this is a deeply shocking revelation, but women generally aren't attracted to depraved, misogynistic pedophiles who spend every waking moment spewing impotent vitriol about how "used-up holes" should all be violently gang-raped, beheaded, and necro-skullfucked.

You will never do anything to make yourself less repulsive and you will never accept even a modicum of responsibility for your own failures, so the only option for you at this point is to kill yourself. What are you waiting for? Get a rope and hang yourself. Get a razor blade and slit your wrists open. Get a gun and blow your brains out. Get charcoal grills and burn them in a room. Whatever you do, just end your miserable existence once and for all. Spare yourself a lifetime of further misery and humiliation. End it all now. You know you want to.

(Just to be perfectly clear: normally, I would never unironically encourage anyone to kill themselves. However, when it comes to sexual predators, I show absolutely no mercy whatsoever and I sincerely wish a slow and painful death and each and every one of them.)