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 â„–68611[Quote]

fast metabolism has to be the worst thing ever, its almost impossible to gain any weight. what do you guys eat and shieeet.

 â„–68612[Quote]

its not that bad, i'd rather be able to eat whatever i want and be skinny than be a fat nigger

 â„–68613[Quote]

>>68612
true THOUGH, but ill just look like a fucking twig.

 â„–68614[Quote]

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I'm a fatty, sometimes I envy those with a fast metabolism. Then again I feel like I could get muscular if I started working out again.

 â„–68616[Quote]

>>68614
i promise you do not want to have a fast metabolism, people can eat 2 boxes of pizzas and still weigh 100 pounds. it can be really frustrating if you are trying to change the way you look.

 â„–68617[Quote]

>>68616
okay but imagine having man tits

 â„–68619[Quote]

>>68617
i would rather have man tits than have rib cages sticking far out geg.

 â„–68626[Quote]

to gain weight you have to eat calorie dense food. Like nuts

 â„–68628[Quote]

>>68616
>>68614
"Fast" and "Slow" metabolism does not not turn you into a 600 pound whale or a skeleton, it may cause a difference at 10-15lbs at best and the rest is at the eating habits.

 â„–68629[Quote]

>>68616
For people who eat "2 boxes of pizza and weight 100 pounds" it's often all food that they eat in a week, cause they skip meals and eat only one bite and get full from that

 â„–68630[Quote]

>>68626
but nigga… IM OUT OF NUTS!!!

 â„–68631[Quote]

>>68630
fucking grey squirrels

 â„–68632[Quote]

>>68629
makes sense i guess.
i eat when i feel hungry, i don't really have a breakfast-lunch-dinner thing.

 â„–68633[Quote]

>>68632
Reverse of this is what makes fatties fat. Fatties are often addicted to food. They eat food not because they're hungry but because it gives them pleasure, and they will eat literally ANYTHING they see. One fat fuck once ate a WHOLE birthday cake that was supposed to be for 15 people

 â„–68635[Quote]

>>68633
>a whole birthday cake for 15 people
GEEG wtf, i guess im just not eating enough.

 â„–68636[Quote]

>>68635
Nuts are cheat food for bulking, a handful of nuts will give like 800 calories and won't make you feel like you have a brick in your gut

 â„–68637[Quote]

>>68636
damn, i wish nuts didnt taste so weird though.

 â„–68638[Quote]

>>68631
/red/ won btw and will kill /grey/ if that matters

 â„–68715[Quote]

put olive oil in just about everything that you can pour it into and spread butter into everything you can

 â„–68757[Quote]

>>68637
smash nuts and mixture with honey or something

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>>68715
eating fat is a meme (unless it's fast food)

 â„–68785[Quote]

>>68611 (OP)
just be skinny and post "lean is law" ragebait on the 'gram until you make 6 million goybucks from daytrading or something. The benchpress is vaulted bro, gym is cope, masculinity is a consensus that has moved on from strength, duty, honour and muscularity. Or something.

 â„–68816[Quote]

>>68611 (OP)
DRINK ice cream

 â„–69055[Quote]

Fast metabolism doesnt exist you retard just eat more food. It literally isnt hard



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