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PSSSST. I have a secret for everyone that's tuning into this video. Come a little closer. It's such a valued secret, it defies belief. It'll rattle you to your very core. A little closer. A little - there we go. Here it is:
*inhales*
There are other videos on my channel.
Other Homestuck videos, in fact. That have a very similar style to this one. And also cover similar topics. And even some that, while they don't cover Homestuck explicitly, might just be worth checking out anyways.
Yeah. That's a pretty good secret, ISN'T IT?
Don't mind the smell, I've just been drinking heavily this morning.
Wh - what, no! Don't run away! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Damn you, reality! Why do you always have to ruin everything!
*knocks over a table*
It's always like this! You're always like this! Uh -
*buckles over and vomits*
Blorrrrrrgh! Ugh, kaff, kaff -
*falls down into vomit*
Ah! Shit! Shit!
*spins around in vomit, spreading it over clothes*
I've - FUCKING had it! I am fed up with this world!
*starts glowing*
*levitates off of the ground*
*shoots into space*
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(Will Mivnol ever achieve relevance? Will this incredibly unfunny vignette not completely demolish his chances? Find out next time, on Lairstay EX.)