You made me second-guess my prospective relationship with my sweetheart who's merely 8 years older than me (I'm 20).She's perfect, virgin, Indonesian, and loves me for who I am (unironically). We talk 24/7 and I don't have to wait 3 hours for an "wtf"

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You all bamboozled me Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:01:37 №977316 [Quote]

You made me second-guess my prospective relationship with my sweetheart who's merely 8 years older than me (I'm 20).

She's perfect, virgin, Indonesian, and loves me for who I am (unironically). We talk 24/7 and I don't have to wait 3 hours for an "wtf" reply to my wall of text just because she's talking to 10 other men and her dopamine receptors are fried up.

I am gonna marry her and make a huge family before her eggs dry up. BELIEVE THAT

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:26:24 №977331 [Quote]

Have you met each other yet?

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:32:40 №977333 [Quote]

>>977331
Not yet since I was very busy with graduation and school, but we've been talking for almost a year, and we already planned how our meetup will look like.

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:43:23 №977343 [Quote]

>>977333
Do this before you convince yourself she's worth marrying

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:46:20 №977345 [Quote]

i hate foids the only reason i would marry a foid is to give her dutch ovens
jerking off feels better than sex so you dont need them for that

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:55:09 №977351 [Quote]

>>977343
What could be such a deal breaker irl? I already saw how she looks, and even if she's a bit overweight, I am not a model either, unless you mean something else

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 12:59:21 №977352 [Quote]

>>977345
I used to say the same thing, to her even. No joke I once wrote a whole wall of text to her about all my misogynist takes, I thought she'd block me because we've only talked for a little then, yet she didn't and she actually argued back but more in a "Well yeah but look at the bright side some aren't psychos" way

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:01:51 №977354 [Quote]

>>977351
Having online friends/relationships is so easy. Typing is the best because you have time to think and process stuff and have more indepth conversations, you get to be the best version of yourself because you have time to plan before you talk.
Being in person shows a different side to someone, you might both be a little awkward and that can make the relationship really stale. You might have been talking for a year, but you haven't started 'the conversation' yet.
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An intimate relationship is in essence, a conversation that doesn't end. You haven't got to this point yet and you're both experiencing the best part of each other, so just be careful and don't jump the gun. You will be different people in person, prepare for that.

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:14:48 №977363 [Quote]

>>977354
That's a good point, not gonna lie. Though calls/voice chats could bridge the gap. I hope we end up on the same frequency the moment we meet irl, but I will be prepared for the worst.

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:16:23 №977364 [Quote]

has she shown you any pictures of herself?

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:18:59 №977365 [Quote]

>>977364
Yes. She was a little insecure, and I gotta admit her nose isn't winning any prizes, but other than that she's gorgeous. She also sent photos showing her entire silhouette and she's really fit.

She's Muslim though, so no hair reveal yet.

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:20:30 №977366 [Quote]

>>977365
>She's Muslim though
Good luck nigga.
>She also sent photos showing her entire silhouette
Wait so you still haven't seen what she looks like?

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:22:52 №977369 [Quote]

>>977366
>Wait so you still haven't seen what she looks like?
I did see what she looks like. I must've poorly phrased my previous replies.
>Good luck nigga.
Is that supposed to warn me of something??

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:23:34 №977370 [Quote]

>>977369
If you won't convert then she's going to have to fight her entire family to convince them you're worth it.

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:23:45 №977371 [Quote]

>>977369
To be clear, not all Muslims wear full face/body coverings. She just wears a Hijab so no Ninja mode

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:24:31 №977372 [Quote]

>>977370
Let's just say that's taken care of. She's not even living with her family anymore

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:25:34 №977373 [Quote]

>>977372
that sounds suspicious as fuck for an Indonesian woman

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:28:56 №977375 [Quote]

>>977372
How autistic is this lady? This sounds kinda suspicious

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:30:27 №977377 [Quote]

>>977373
Yeah she's quite independent. Probably the same reason she wasn't hurried into an arranged marriage already.

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:31:05 №977378 [Quote]

>>977375
Honestly now that I think about it she might be on the spectrum

Paranoid!!LLIjW25DPY 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:32:35 №977380 [Quote]

>>977378
Well this is a good thing. You should definitely meet up
Don't join any terrorist cels accidentally

Chud 04/07/26 (Tue) 13:35:29 №977382 [Quote]

>>977380
Will do. I was overdue for a vacation anyway (Never left the country lmao)