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gears being incorporated into the design in a very tacky way. shitty steampunk is an example.

>>977160
i always thought over the top voices, fancy weird clothes and a clockface was extremely overdone

this thread is actually raw as fuck

Here's my new idea for a clock character he 100% has clock face and he wears a fancy suit with some flamboyant color like hilighted purple and maybe even a top hat and has a cane and also talks really exaggerated to the point its actually fucking insufferable and maybe he says "well folks" a lot and as he moves you can hear gears churning and ticking with each step he takes and theyre represented as two cartoonishly giant cogs on the back of his head. nooseworx hire me

you can balance his character out by giving him a buddy maybe like some kind of small ball like critter that just says retarded nonsense all the time and has a real simple design unlike the more complicated clockman and basically theyre companions and tolerate each others company for literally no reason because they basically hate each other. i think it would be good though if you want to clipfarm cause we can just make the ball say sus things 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

but then what good is a god of time clockman guy when he doesnt have any loyal subjects to his disposal so okay how about this what if you made an ensemble cast of wacky colorful characters who were all one-note characters. each one would fufill a specific troon niche and troon fantasy so basically it's like there's an ice cream flavor for everybody. you can have one basically be like, just the victim who constantly gets played into the clockmans schemes until she snaps or goes evil or something so shes like basically kinda like the lowkey quiet kid who gets pushed around until she snaps or something. then you can have another character whos really edgy and just doesnt give a fuck and just loves to have fun. basically hes just a badass and hes a foil to the clockman because he gives no reaction to any of the schemes and profits from the hecking chaos but, hes really lonely because hes the most obnoxious character. and then you can have a woman character. idk what personality she would have. then you could have another woman character whos just overemotional all the time and sometimes shes sad and sometimes shes really happy and basically its kinda like how i have bpd and basically im just writing my troon fantasies so other emotionally dysregulated troons can relax to it. speaking of troons we should have character that is literally straight up an ugly hateful troon. nothing else just an asshole who's also a troon. not sure what i mean by that. i dont wanna say that troons are self hateful and self destructive and hate their own body and will never be their desired body and are just angry at life all the time or whatever. oh and we should have another character who's just fucking grey as fuck and is just straight up unbothered and is the best character and he just does whatever he wants cause hes autistic, which is kinda lowkey relatable.

so how would the clockman even have access to all of these colorful chatacters for his schemes. that would somewhat imply that the characters are unable to escape their circumstances throughout some means, which is kinda interesting. so basically maybe you can have a place where nobody is able to go home and they're just forced to do the clockmans schemes forever. i honestly think this could be the next big thing and i lowkey think this unironically has potential. i could even see myself opening up a restaurant in japan over these ideas i just came up with. let me know what you guys think

here's a section i wrote
>god this clockman guy is really getting on my nerves
<heh. youre telling ME. asshole…
>youre the asshole… you dickhead
^guys… CAN WE STOP. F***KING… MESSING AROUND. WE only have ONE HOUR to collect all these little pininterest scrimblos or the clockman will put us in the analog horror dimension, where basically it is not fun and we will actually have to give a fuck and the worst part about it? there's a river that runs and if you step into it its basically the opposite of how jesus was baptized but will turn you more brown over time until you basically become an analog horror version of yourself that basically has a bunch of eyes and is literalblack or something
>so…what now?
<now… we fight
^Wait, you're gonna fight the clockman? How? He can literally control all time and space. You're gonna need a f**king nuke for–andddd yep. you have a nuke.
>Where the hell did you even get that nuke from?
<they say a magician never reveals your secrets
>oh… you……i love you
<i….i love you too……
^omg……….
then the clockman shows up.
>CLOCKMAN!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!
<but im not even done with my masterplan yet!
^ohhhhhhh sh*****t.
and then the clockman hes basically like "WELL HERE'S THE THING. IF YOU WANNA KILL ME, AT LEAST BE DISCRETE ABOUT IT. YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN WATCHING ALL YOU FUNNY LITTLE PATRONS OF MY DIABOLICAL SCHEMES, YES, FOR SOME TIME, AND WELL I MUST SAY, YOU WERE AWFULLY CARELESS. YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD NOTICE DID YOU?"
>clockman-i-ican explain
<we are so f***ked
^QUICKLY GUYS THE EXIT DOOR IS OPEN WE HAVE TO GO. ILL HOLD IM BACK. YOU GUYS RUN!!!
>but what about you bluetext?
^ill be fine….heh….time to do something i should have done a long time ago……..
(then that little ball thing i mention remember that guy he comes and basically licks the asscheeks of bluetexts until he dies; they all escape to the exit and it cuts to a black screen)
Let me know what you guys think. This is my first time writing something like this so I really want honest critiques for my first time. This is really important to me.