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 â„–974179[Quote]

>Be me
>21
>Used car salesman at an urban Acura dealer
>Business is slow
>One of my leads got stollen by a sandnigger
>Arrive at 8:50ish
>Said sangnigger then comes in saying I should "thank him" because I got half the money from that sale
>I tell him to fuck off
>He's acting like he did me a fucking favor when I should've gotten the ENTIRE sale if he didn't steal my lead
>9:23
>Management comes in demanding I deal with a walk-in
>At my previous dealer, I was quite good with walk-ins, as they happened frequently and they were very helpful for getting quality leads
>Go over to see this customer
>Its a kike with the surname "Rothman" who was born in 1942
>Could not come up with a more insufferable-sounding demographic description if I could
>Rothman demands an MDX (3 row luxury SUV) for $12k
>"Did you do any research at all, Mr. Rothman?"
<"What research is there to do? Its a fucking car do you have it or not?"
>Show him the listings
>Cheapest MDX is $43k
>I then get him to try a 2013 TLX, our cheapest vehicle
>On the test drive he doesn't even ask about the car, just complains about his argumentative Jew wife and Donald Trump
>We then arrive to do the credit app
>iPad we used breaks
>Get second iPad
>99% done with credit app
>Asks for insurance
<"Oh I don't have car insurance"
>"Why don't you have car insurance?"
<"Because I totaled my car"
>Contact our dealer's connected GEICO agent
>Agent's representative simply refuses to provide quote to Rothman because this Jew can't drive
>Contact GEICO regional office for a quote
>Regional office demands Rothman provide proof of home ownership
>Rothman throws a fit over having to provide proof of home ownership
>We try again online
>Same fucking problem
<"Well, we aren't going anywhere with this and it would be too embarrassing for me to walk home. I want a lift"
>Boss hears this and volunteers me to drive this piece of shit home
>The car's AC isn't working properly and we're stuck in urban gridlock
>Iran conflict plays on the radio
<"Say, what do you think about this whole Iran thing?"
>"I don't want a war. Iran is an incredibly difficult country to invade"
<"No it isn't! You can just put boots on the ground and Iran will have all the casualties!"
>I try explaining to him that that's literally impossible
>I have to listen to this old ass heeb talk about how Israel is the only democracy in the middle east and how Iran needs to suffer and that they are literally the Gestapo
>Finally drive him back home
>Call management
>"Please give me the second position instead of the first position on this deal. I hate this man and I still have the in.honda shit to do or else I'll get fired"
<"I understand"
>Arrive back at work
>1:32
>Cram the rest of in.honda and miraculously finish before 5:00
>I'm not about to overstay my shift on a 60 hour per week job to do more bullshit training
>Get caught in traffic on the way home
>Nearly run over a pedestrian walking in the middle of the street
>Arrive at home an hour late because of a 3 lane closure on the highway
>Get drunk and start cursing the Jews

 â„–974184[Quote]

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>joos or something, indeed.

 â„–974189[Quote]

>>974184
It wasn't even proactive antisemitism, I just really consistently get mistreated by them

 â„–974190[Quote]

>>974179 (OP)
yo can i get 1 acura integra (ship to europe thanks ok)

 â„–974191[Quote]

>>974190
I don't think we're allowed to export, unfortunately.

 â„–974223[Quote]

Jews aren't even from Judea, they're not the Ancient Israelites from the Old Testament, they're literally just Turks. Entitled fucking Turks with superiority complexes that read the Old Testament and started LARPing as an ancient race that probably doesn't exist cause of interbreeding with other White populations like Europeans, Iran/Syria/Afghan mountaineers, pre arabic conquest Mediterraneans

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>>974223
Would people actually read and reply to my posts if I add Mymy or some hot anime lust inducing image?

 â„–974241[Quote]

>>974179 (OP)
Honestly, this is how I imagine real life interaction with 4chan's mods would go.

 â„–974242[Quote]


 â„–974248[Quote]

BTW OP, tell your boss that the brand lost a sale last year mainly because you can't get a TLX Type S in with a light interior unless you get it in Blue or whatever. We ended up getting an Audi A6 (not an S6, because again: no light interior option on that). These idiotic color combination restrictions are infuriating when you're looking to spend a decent amount of money on a nice new or used car.

I'll also remind your boss for the trillionth time that gloss black plastic is pathetic to the point it's insulting, and any decent wood, like Maple or walnut, should be used in place of plastic trim in premium car brands. Cheap/basic brands can at least go with matte/textured plastic.

 â„–974250[Quote]

>>974248
Do you think jarrah wood would look cool in an interior? The question is pointless because Australia has not made cars for 9 years but I'm curious.
>inb4 wtf is jarrah
I would paste an image but Quote cucked ClipboardChuddies, just google it

 â„–974270[Quote]

tldr?

 â„–974273[Quote]

>>974250
It's red, but could look nice depending on what the rest of the interior looks like. the grain reminds me of maple.

 â„–974283[Quote]

this is entirely understandable, also if he has no proof of homeownership then send his kike ass back to israel before he turns into dust

 â„–974289[Quote]

Jews really believed their "own nothing and be happy" shit my fucking sides

 â„–974296[Quote]

>>974248

You must not know how dealerships work. Unless you're at a Tesla dealer, the dealerships are all either chain dealers like Koons or Ourisman or family owned like Jim Coleman. There's literally nothing I could tell my boss since Honda doesn't own the Acura dealer I work at.

 â„–974298[Quote]

>>974296
There is a little bit of contact between dealers and upper management. It's not like the dealer is selling pirated cars.

 â„–974347[Quote]

>>974298
True, that HAS been a problem with a lot of my leads where we have the model year, but not the interior-exterior combo that they're looking for.



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