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Most importantly, I would wear a cheap robe to minimize any contact of pQQp with my body, first and foremost.
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I would also put on gloves so that I could fling shit on my own without feeling disgusted.
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Next, I would wear a hat to protect my hair, but also it would feature a plastic screen so that I can see where I toss my supply of raisin but also to keep any of the caca from making contact with my face.
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oh and an after thought, under the robe I would wear spikes in case the locals would try to grope me

i also drew the flag from memory so forgive me if it's wrong

 â„–962241[Quote]

we're going to cover you in poop and you wont be able to stop us

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>962241
not if I hit you first in your unprotected eyes

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>>962244
not if I'm wearing goggles

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>>962248
not if I aim at your forehead and knock you out

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>>962250
you can't because I'm like bigger and stronger than you

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>>962251
you would try to punch me but you would hit one of the hidden spikes and bleed out though

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>>962252
yeah but what if I'm wearing protective gloves that the spikes can't go through? then what hmm?

 â„–962255[Quote]

I'm sorry for trying to rape the Jax Pony

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>>962254
Drat! Back to the drawing board I go then…
>>962255
why are you saying this in this thread bro

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>>962255
snca + nobaldi likes you

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>>962256
Because you told me to stop posting about raping the Jax Pony

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>>962258
okay… just don't talk about that and it's going to be fine

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>>962254
I strap a bibisi to my body and rotate my entire body to hit you with maximum leverage to throw you off balance and then I hurl poop at your face while you're dazed and busy sucking on the thing that just slapped you

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i said body twice in such a short span this is a fail writing wise I apologize for esl

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>>962263
that wouldn't happen tho because I'd use my awesome ninja skills to dodge your bibisi and flick you in the balls

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>>962266
while you were maneuvering around with elegant grace, you failed to notice that I've surrounded myself with piles of dung that had spikes underneath. You are bleeding AND you're getting an infection… Though you are a local, you might just be immune to the bacteria

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>>962267
meds I'm not Indian but what you didn't notice is that I swapped out all your spikes with soft pillows

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>>962268
either way you step into poo.
I concede, you win y ach kurrr.
i will now go urinate on the street to show my appreciation of the culture and enjoy the rest of my trip

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>>962270
I- I lost…

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Id go in naked and suxk up all the poopies woopies

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>>962271
meds you literally win because I said so

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>>962276
yeah but I stepped into poo so I lost



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