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Tried to post ts on /soy/ but jannies kept moving it to /r/ which is a DNB so I'm gonna post it here. I just found a soy parody of the song Convoy in my files I was working on for an SMV around 6 months ago, should I finish it?
>green lines are unfinished/unedited btw
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Yeah breaker one nine this here's feraljak
Uh, you got a copy on me Cobson C'mon
Uh yeah Ten-Four Cobson fer sure fer sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Page 30, C'mon
Yeah its a big Ten -Four there Cobson
Yeah we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Oh my science looks like we've got us a cobsoy

It was a dark a the moon
On the thrembo of June
>In a Kenworth pullin logs
>Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin frogs
We was headed for troon
On the Q-A ‘log
>Bout a mile out Shakey Town
I says Cobson this here's feraljak
And I'm about to put the hammer down.

Cause we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a little 'ole cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Ain't nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the qway
Cobsoy….Cobsoy…..

Gotta breaker Cobson this here's feral
>And uh you wanna back off them hogs
>Ten-four Roger 'bout five mile or so
>Ten-Roger them hogs is gettin intense up here

>By the time we got into Tulsa Town

>We had eighty-five trucks in all
>But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
>And them bears is wall to wall
Yeah them trannies was thick as bugs on a bumper
>They even had a bear in the air
>I says callin all trucks
>This here's the Duck
>We're about to go a huntin bear

'Cause we got a great big cobsoy
Postin through the night
Yeah we got a great big cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna bump this ‘jakkin cobsoy up the catty of the kway
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

Hey you wanna give me a ten-nine on that Cobson
Negatory Cobson you're still too close
Yeah them obsessed frogniggers is startin to make my clitty leak
Oh my Fauci you'd better back off another ten.

>Well we rolled up Innerstate fourty-four

>Like a rocket sled on rails
>We tore up all of our swindel sheets
>and left 'em settin on the scales
>By the time we hit that Chi Town
Them troons was a gettin smart
They'd brought in some reinforcements
From their sisters on the ‘cord
There was jartycucks and troons and nigs
And spics of every size
>Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And brap clouds filled the skies.
Well we shot the line
>And we went for broke
>With a thousand screamin trucks
And eleven oldfag KiwiGODs
In a lime green microbus

Yeah Feraljak this is Chud
C'mon there yeah Ten-Four Chud
Listen you wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah xe’s haulin rope and xe needs all the help xe can get

Well we laid a strip for the top of the ‘log
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the threads were filled with troons
But I didn't have no doggone time
I says Cobson this here's Feraljak
We just ain't a gonna post no coal
So we cleared the sea with a DNB
I said let them ‘jakkers roll,
Ten-Four.

'Cause we got a mighty cobsoy
Rockin through the night
Yeah we got a mighty cobsoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our cobsoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin cobsoy 'cross the USA
Cobsoy…..Cobsoy

That's ten-Four Cobson what's you're Twenty?
4cuck?!
Well they oughtta know what to do with them frogs out there fer sure
[fading]
Well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the soy in yer glass and the bugs on yer…plate
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's Feraljak on the side
We gone - Bye Bye


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