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my (I AM VENOM) very large BBC!


MY 19 INCH BBC!!!!!
(i have humungous black balls too)

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yawn watching xmenerino

thinking about a cool headcanon kinoino

*yawn*

i might make a 'ffee


I was watching spiderman yesterday I think and today too

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>>949498
the 1994 spiderman cartoon btw.

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I was watching DCAU, currently BTAS, organized my entire playlist, I watch btas -> stas -> JL -> JLU -> young justice

I'm mainly interested in the hot women in the cartoons.

Favorite characters design and lore wise since they're both villains or something: Venom and Darkseid


I mainly want hot MILFS to suck my GINORMOUS BLACK BALLS!

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sex… with soytan…

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i looked at cool rock crusher video

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sipping 'ffee nowerino

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new idea just droppederino


so basically I'll only ever bother to write the in depth descriptions of people I care about while I tie occupations or short descriptions to characters who are side characterinos, that way I save LOADS of time and I can have TONS of characterinos without putting in too much workerino

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semi important people get named

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unimportant people do not

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>unimportant people do not

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heroine or femme fatale…

i can't decide

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>>949592
no, DEFINITELY a heroine-erino

because tempting her to temporarily drop her morals for me would be so satisfying.

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>>949597
but only after she defeats me and puts me in super prisonerino do I begin my charmerino, I'll sweet talk her-erino

a forbidden romance between heroine and villain, between jailer and prisoner—"enemies to loves" but we go back to being enemies after making loverino, after she makes love to ALL 19 INCHES OF MY VERY LARGE BBC COCK and my humungous BLACK balls.

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too little reward for the effort

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laaaalelaaalelaaalelaaa thinking about storykino movierino with my wife chinorino

Ughck need le tea BLEGHCK i HATE stupid cuckold TeaBlendPowders or just icky flavored tea in general. disgusting. just plain 'ea with le milkerino to go with my fortified honey cheerioino cereals

Ughck *yawn*

so, 1980s but notDOOOD LE 80S N SHIT EVEN DOE IM A STUPID PECKERCEL WHO IS ONLY 16 LE TIKTOK FAGGOT
pathetic
i pick 1980s because of the kino weapon selection

Also would use an older camera. Digitals FUCKING SUCK


Set in somewhere cold and snowing, like north dakota le fargo
bank robberykino that goes LE SOUTH and there's a holdout but that goes wrong, and its kinda like the heat shootout, but more sloppy
bank robbers are pushed and cornered and their only choice/route is to a shcoolerino

they use the kids as hostages, but tbey find that there's a way to escape via sewage tunnel
And there's only 3 bank robbers (6 total in story) left, 1 being deranged but necessary cuz he brought the guns plus more money to takerino
1 robber would rather save kids than escape and leave the maniac alone
maniac takes to kill teacher LIKE A PECKERCEL GOONTROON
but gunnerino cliche blows up instead
Explosion sets off gas canisters they siphoned from cars in indoor garage connected to school earlier on
kino gunfight + fistight between two robbers (kinoerino)
pekcercel goontroon FREAK cuckold wins because he is le brute
he picks up riflerino and starts gunning out the window
other robber notices child hiding in class closet
Signals childerino how to reload empty double barrel sawwed off
slides gunerino and robber blasts peckercel out of window
both le die
the 3rd robber le escapes but with no moneyrino
before the showdown robberino notices his own child is at the school
fearful for his safety, he tells the other robber (not the peckercel) to promise him that they'lll let the childerino go, in exchange for food or some shit but that's just a cover
So that's why he escapes - he's not a selfish fuck
when he le emerges, the room is engulfed in flames and there's a tense le scenario with no sound of him searching for his child, as children and teachers are fleeing from other classrooms, with gunshots ringing out from the firefigjt mentioned beforr


Le happyendingerino cuz he finds his child who emerges from smoke into father's armerinos

ye the miracle is that all the kids survive and i wss thinking of adding like le supernatural elements like angels because i got this idea from the cokeville bombing

ughck *yawn* now i need coffee EEEEEKK *stomps on slave rajeet* ew ew ew

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Riflerinos
type 56 because its better than puny gay lame boring akms and trve ak47s are a bit meh
also ak74s are coal

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Le sidearmkino
Except the uzi
That will be the main weapon for one

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Big brute peckercuck is stupid, so he'll bring an m60 but this is so there can be an epic le shootouterino in the bank with this thing
just wildy firing out at the cops, who only have revolvers and shotgunerinos
unprepared order vs organised mayhem

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also this thing
maybe a tec9 blakapekino too cuz le 80s


Maybe a spas 12 but i think that would be leaning too much into le 80s nostaglia so no bleghck
But spas12 is pure 12g kino

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>>949498
you have dissosiative identity disorder

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>>949647
1st picrel

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>>949647
What is the first image of that gun OP?

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>>949690
Norinco Hunter 90

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dt win



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