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>tfw you find J fucking disgusting but she is crazy horny about you and she wants to slob on your pillar
>She runs at you as fast as a cockroach
>You yelp like Homer Simpson and shoot her in a blind panic but your aim is shit
>J tackles you and wraps herself around you
>She makes a creepy bass laugh that sounds like buzzing while her skeletal fingers fiddle with your suit in search for zippers or buttons
>You scream
>You press the action button very quickly and manage to push her leering face away from you enough to swing at her
>But J was a lesbian up to that point and punching is how the top lesbian tells the bottom lesbian that she loves her
>The punch dazes her enough for you to push her off of you and to the ground
>You try to stomp her like Isaac does to necromorphs but J scrurries off on all fours and into a ventilation shaft
>The music deescalates and you realize that your heart was pounding
>J is madly in love with you now
>Spit runs down her chin as she salivates and grins like mad
>"Oh my god. Oh my god" you mumble
>You take your helmet off and vomit a little
>A roboroach comes out and starts licking it
>J could come out of any panel on the walls
>Or the floor
>Or the ceiling

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>J is madly in love with you
THOSE WHO KNOW

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