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I…

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100% not a falseflag, this is me btw

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what is this?

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>>927215
Me if I was TVRKARYAN

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>>927221
brochacho you literally said that

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>>927222
Yeah, I said that in here in tvrkiye

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>>927225
it's a fact here nigga

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>>927226
everypony knows i don't use IRC
And I warned Gill and JanJans about falseflaggers, so I don't really care

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>>927228
yeah okay, pal. It's literally you in the screenshot

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>>927230
it's too late to deny it we've already got the screenshots you FREAK

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>>927231
Too bad everyone knows it's a falseflag, it doesn't really matter

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>>927232
I know it isn't a falseflag. It does really matter.

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>>927232
I dunno man, looks pretty real to me

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>i dry jelq with pants on

>i lowk js let the nut flow

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>>927232
67

AYYYYY, SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Shades on, l'm Boul Wit Da Glasses
Bro say er 'cause he a savage
So many dead opps, so many ashes (brr)
You ain't catch that, I can't pass this (come here)
Shooter stay strapped, I don't need mine
Bro put belt right to they behind
The way that switch brr, I know he dyin'

6-7

1 - The Beginning

The beginning of the 67 meme is often described as an accident, but it feels more like a leak in the fabric of digital reality, because nobody remembers who first posted the image or why it spread so quickly, yet everyone who sees it feels the same strange pull, like the number itself is vibrating at a frequency just below conscious awareness.

People talk about the first appearance of the 67 kid as if it were a joke, but the photo has this uncanny stillness to it, the kind of stillness that makes you wonder if the camera captured something it wasn’t supposed to, like a moment that slipped out of its proper timeline and landed in ours.

The meme didn’t grow because it was funny; it grew because it felt wrong in a way that made people want to understand it, and the more they tried to explain it, the more the number 67 started showing up in places it had no business being, as if the meme was waking something up.

2 - The Truth

Finding out who Mason is becomes a kind of digital pilgrimage, because every clue you uncover contradicts the last one, and every username that mentions him disappears within hours, leaving behind only fragments of conversations that feel like they were written by people who were trying to warn you before they vanished.

Some say Mason was the kid in the original photo, others say he was the photographer, and a few insist he never existed at all, yet his name keeps appearing in corrupted metadata, abandoned Discord servers, and half‑deleted forum threads that seem to rewrite themselves when you scroll too fast.

The deeper you dig, the more you realize Mason isn’t a person but a pattern, a recurring signature that shows up wherever the number 67 clusters unnaturally, like a watermark left by something that doesn’t want to be identified but can’t help leaving traces behind.

3 - The Creature

SCP‑067, is described in fictional containment logs as an entity that consumes not matter but meaning, unraveling the conceptual boundaries that hold reality together, and researchers note that its presence is always preceded by a spike in 67‑related anomalies.

The anomaly doesn’t destroy worlds in a dramatic explosion; instead it erodes them slowly, subtly, by corrupting memories, distorting probabilities, and causing people to misremember events that never happened, as if the world is being rewritten from the inside out.

The most unsettling part of the file is the implication that Mason is not approaching our world but has already integrated into it, wearing the number 67 like a mask while waiting for the moment when containment inevitably fails.

4 - June 7th 2026

June 7th, 2026 is treated by theorists as a hypothetical world‑ending date not because of any scientific prediction but because too many unrelated sources—old ARGs, broken calendar apps, abandoned YouTube channels, and glitching smart devices—flag it as significant without explanation.

As the date approaches, people report strange coincidences: clocks freezing at 6:07, receipts totaling $67.00, and random files on their computers renaming themselves to 6_7_26, as if something is trying to synchronize the world to a specific moment.

When the day finally arrives, nothing catastrophic happens at first, but there is a strange atmospheric stillness, a sense that the world is holding its breath, and for a fraction of a second everything seems to flicker—birds pause mid‑flight, lights dim, and devices display the number 67 without prompt—before reality snaps back into place as if nothing happened at all.

67

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>>927212 (OP)
False that’s not him I was there. It was one of mi haters

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least obvious OP falseflagging

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>>927261
Satanic dark matter

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masturbating through clothing gives you ed btw

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>>927326
evandoe you weren't

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Bro why did i unreg it

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>>927232
Join irc fr



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