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antiswarthy vs circus_2 who will win?

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>jax: antiswarthy…
<AS: jax…
>jax: we meet again
>jax: u ruin mi life
>jax: this is unforgivable
<AS: and who asked?
>*jax goes plap mode*
>jax: stop. im warning you.
<AS: make me-
>jax: i had enough of you, racist.
>*jax puts on his /qa/ crown*
>jax: DOMAIN EXPANSION: LIAMS LIGHT
<*AS gets blasted*
<AS: not bad, circus.
<AS: *coughs* not bad at all…
<*AS goes Booru Mode MK1*
<AS: DOMAIN EXPANSION: SOYTAN STRIKE
*the battle continues*

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*a crater is left where Circus_2 once stood. it looks about the size of a football field*
<AS: i thought id be in for a challenge.
<AS: my eternal enemy, atomized by a weak power move.
<AS: dissapo-
*AS gets smacked by Circus_2s 12 inch purple aki*
>jax: rude
>jax: you thought i was that easy to defeat huh?
>jax: cheaters never prosper
<AS: *face full of dirt* i-i underestimated you-
<AS: how did you know i rigged your Hiyyyaa.mp3 file?
>jax: i have informants.
>jax: DOMAIN EXPANSION: LEMONS NECTAR
*hundreds of Kinger shadow clones are created*
<AS: i see how it is.
<AS: altfagging once again, huh?
>*the Kingers lunge in, getting ready to rape Antiswarthy*
<*AS fends off with his B_B_Ghast Blaster*
>jax: i have no sympathy
>jax: you always left a scar on my name
>jax: ever since the day you mocked me
>jax: i had my revenge out for you
<AS: your dedication is outstanding
<AS: i think this is the end of the road, however
<*AS goes Booru Mode MK2*
>jax: your power impresses me, racist.
>jax: you have trained well
<AS: i still have aces up my sleeve
<AS: you havent even seen my-
>jax: i dont care
>jax: fuck you soybooru
>jax: and fuck you ant-
<AS: DOMAIN EXPANSION: SLOPJAK SURPRISE

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*the jimbocreature was summoned*
*anthony was summoned*
*zartycreatures flood the battlefield*
*slopjaks turn the ground into autism logos, fecal matter, and awards that fell off of their 1 mm defeaters*
>jax: swarthy
>jax: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>jax: SUPERSAGE!
<AS: ah- *tries to catch a breath*
>jax: you just tasted the damn lent
>jax: you couldnt have…
>jax: you really did.
*jax goes AKI Mode*
>jax: YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME
<AS: SLOPJAX, GET HIM!
>jax: DOMAIN EXPANSION: MOISTPOONER MALICE
*a large, dastardly Soytan rises out of the ground. Soylent bottle and everything.*
>jax: enjoy your downfall, racist.
<AS: ALL TO BATTLE!
*the jartycucks start marching, shemmycucks following and FNFpedos supporting the backline with 'p and FNF funky tunes*
*She starts singing, charging into battle and ignoring all of the tbp clitties*
*Soytan crushes Antiswarthy*
<AS: *hhggh-*
>jax: now you feel my pain?
>jax: the pain you put on me was…
>jax: lets just say, undesirable.

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>jax: you caused so much suffering…
>jax: you deserve no pity.
<AS: i-i cant breathe-
>jax: and your final words are, racist?
<AS: i-… I AM ANTI SWARTHY…
<*AS goes Booru Mode Ultra*
<AS: …AND SOYTAN… WILL NEVER BE A GEM…
*the sky goes dark*
*all you can see for a second is a bunch of white streaks, thin like blades*
>jax: you impress me.
<AS: and so, your next move?
<AS: face it Circus, i have the high ground.
<AS: I killed your monster. Your lethal move had no effect.
>jax: that wasnt supposed to kill you.
>jax: to think you struggled with it is… embarassing.
>jax: i wanted you to suffer, and I guess its now time for me to do it hand to hand.
*punches are thrown*
*circus_2 comes round the back of em, almost knocking out antiswarthy*
*antiswarthy kicks, bruising circus_2s chest*
*circus_2 grabs antiswarthy*
*antiswarthy tries cutting through, but to no avail; the skin of the King of /qa/ is akin to that of a demigod*
*fortunately, using a hit with his elbow gave circus a nasty blow to the nose, freeing his grip and injuring circus_2 badly*



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