How do I become a soybooru nameGOD without being a obsessed, fat, ESL, obese, shit flinging nigger who spams the 100 millionth slopjak variant of boorunophono

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How to become somephono nophono 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:27:07 №919026 [Quote]

How do I become a soybooru nameGOD without being a obsessed, fat, ESL, obese, shit flinging nigger who spams the 100 millionth slopjak variant of boorunophono

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:28:08 №919028 [Quote]

>>919026 (OP)
What is your account

nophono 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:28:58 №919029 [Quote]

>>919028
I dont have one

Microvariant!XXxxXXXXxM 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:29:46 №919030 [Quote]

>>919026 (OP)
just make a account and do at least 20-50 comments a day and make coal that baited everybaila

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:30:09 №919031 [Quote]

>leak under people's post
>insult every namefag
>call people's post shit
>make booru posts glazing yourself
>make booru posts hating other namefags
>become a janny

(or just make quality stuff but thats the hard and long way)

nophono 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:31:27 №919034 [Quote]

>>919031
Why not trace over random images and make good quality gems?

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:33:36 №919038 [Quote]

>>919034
because booru fags are retarded and dont apperciate good quality tosses. they prefer throwing poop at the gegbull namefag of the week

nophono 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:35:47 №919042 [Quote]

>>919038
True but I have a secret weapon to make these shit flingers seethe

Microvariant!XXxxXXXXxM 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:44:18 №919062 [Quote]

>>919031
truthbomb

nophono 01/15/26 (Thu) 17:50:43 №919073 [Quote]

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alr let this thread die but the secret weapon is DNB of slopbooru namekikes dont let them see this, make those shit flingers seethe and suffer

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 18:08:12 №919097 [Quote]

you don't. namefags are the cancer killing the 'ru and you will not contribute to this

Chud 01/15/26 (Thu) 18:10:32 №919098 [Quote]

why build an audience on bullshit like the booru you should focus this energy somewhere else wile making 'jaks as a hobby