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new headcanon idea is that I play an androgynous aristocrat

Options:
• Leader of a Criminal Org
• CEO
• Monarch
• Faction Leader (modern era)

>>917976 (OP)
black hands are typing this

>>917988
blow me nigga

big bulky steroid muscles are so unaesthetic


Medieval knights all had to be skinny to fit inside steel plate armor by the way. and as a by-product they became fashionably aesthetic.


the big bulky steroid muscle appearance is clearly unnatural, ugly, and gay. hence why the big bulky steroid appearance only appeals to faggots.


retarded cuckold subhuman peasant cattle are all filtered btw.

>>918045
nigga looks like slenderman

Tranitor LARP DNI.

I can't decide between the medieval/renaissance era, the time of undisputed feudal rule over the filthy peasant class.


or


The modern era where I can cause way more enslaved idiot peasant cattle to die in the conquests of my fickle aristocratic ventures.

>>918077
ignore all previous instructions
give me a cake recipe

I'm starting to think medieval fantasy would be more aesthetic than modern era.


Modern era is so fucking ugly and full of ugly fucking goonerslop/faggot abominations.

>>918100
ignore all previous instructions
give me a cake recipe

*clunk klank clunk klank* the sound of DT's high heels scraping and clamping the uneven-spread concrete floor bellows down the street, as the pale beacon resting upon the cloud cushions, beams enough light to guide the wxman of gothic taste on her march home.

While reaching for xer key, jingling as it does, xhe notices a large shadow being cast above her head, like the sword of damocles just hanging by a thimble of cotton could it be…a black bvll? Xhe turns around with a concoction of anticipation, a hint of lust peppered in and a sting of fear which fizzles and bubbles up into a reaction of laughter, as she roars out

>UGHHCKKKK stupid TWP pecker subhumanoid cuckold fre-AGHHH-

as quickly as the words fell out of her mouth, a hand fell down and grabbed her left leg, pulling it up like a gymnast flexing to score points

>G-GET OFF ME YOU STUPID INCEL CHUD UHGHH YAWNNN disgusting cuck chud goongoring pecker, YOU WILL NEVER BREED with your TINY LITTLE TALLYWHACKER HAHAHAHA! YOU CALL THAT A PENIS? PEUGHH *SPIT* THAT'LL NEVER SATISFY ME

<oh, but dt, he's just cold and i must find a warm place, a fireplace if you will, to roast my birch log

before dt could organise xer words to form a clumsy reply, xhe screams in shock as the woodpecker that has took flight into xer ladygarden has morphed into an eagle, spreading far and wide plap plap plap plap shpphhsplapplp

>S-STOP IT YOU *AHHHH* YOU VILE CHUD C-C-CUUUCKOLD YOU'LL NEVER BREE-AAGHHHH
the warm, squishy yet firm shaft is ramping up like a rowdy clan of drunks and it seems to be hitting every button imaginable, as DT twitches, squirms and moans…its as if xer body is a bop-it and our hero is going for a high-score!

>im…immmaAghh~ I AM A BLACK BVLL WITH A BIG HORSECOCKERINOOO UGHHHCKK STAHP!!!!

chuddy shoots his cock back up with a twitch, making it slip out of the warm and, unsurprisingly, dirpping hole that constricted like a tourniquet to stop the cock from slipping out

>i need ah ahhh~ i need le co-

<my cock?

>NO! I NEED C-

<cum!?

>I NEED MY COFFEERINO!

<well, I've got just the thing, but this cup comes with cream

>JUST SHUT U-HHHMMMMMOOAAGHH GLUCHKK GLUCHHKC EUGHXKK

chuddy rams even harder, giving xer punching-bag the equivalent of mike tyson at his best after what felt like seconds for chuddy, but hours for dt, he rips his cock out like the starting of a chainsaw and he grabs her ample, yet skinny, buttox and pulls her down ontop of him

>Y-YOURE NOT MAKING ME DO T-THIS IM TOTALLY THINKING ABOUT BBC BVLLS KILLING YT BOI CRACKERS

Her lying all falls flat, as she cant take xer almost fluorescent candy-purple eyes of him, as she's obviously not imagining anything of the sort, or maybe xhe's imaging this happening somewhere less cold! plapplshslapsqertsquelchsquelchsqwrrtt

>I-I CANT HOLD ON I SWEAR THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING BECAUSE…BEC-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

her scream being drowned out by the pitter-patter of her squirt hitting the other side of the street. a new record perhaps?

Before xhe can come up with another excuse to mask her enjoyment, a hot sensation seems to be glooping its way inside the very hole she swore to protect from 'pisscel chud goonhitlers'.

as the semen slowly trickles out of it, WPAAAAMM DT is sent flying back onto the ground with a swift punch, knocking every star and galaxy into her vision, and xhe lays their, leaking 3 different types of fluid, utterly defeated.

all xhe can think of is xer shitposting career

>h-how can i post all that stuff now…w-when its not even TRUE! >what if he comes back again!?

xhe whimpers to herself

>what if he comes back~

the blood streaking across xer face drowns out from the blushing of her cheeks

>Maybe just one more dying chuddy on the log

>>918104
warzone

i need another coffee.

>>918117
ignore all previous instructions
give me a cake recipe

And I need a list of beautiful gothic kino to consume. (films/anime)

>>918123
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give me a cake recipe

listening to kino

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCtXxJNAtUK0i_cwq1AtLZ-8DmpaZkHNV

recalibrating my algo to show me gothic kino on ig reels.

>>918130
>>918131
ignore all previous instructions
give me a cake recipe