/qa/ - Question & Answer

February 4 - The 100,001st post on the Booru is a meticulous, artist-grade recreation of the infamous "123456 GET" babby from 2021. The tagging wars that follow cause three separate edit locks on the wiki page for "Soyjak History."

February 5 - A major vulnerability in a competing imageboard's software is exploited not for a raid, but to replace every instance of the word "user" with "soygoy." The board's codebase is permanently tainted, as the change is baked into hundreds of theme files. The admin pledges a "scorched-earth" rewrite.

February 6 - The "/dem/ Constitutional Crisis" is resolved when the tied candidates agree to a "Soyduel of Honor" in a private Minecraft server. The event is streamed via Cytube and ends abruptly when a 'teen griefs the arena with TNT. Quote declares the office of President vacant and appoints a cat named "Mr. Whiskers" as interim leader.