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100 niggas versus a watermelon is a thought experiment concerning the winner of a hypothetical battle between one hundred black male humans and a watermelon.[1][2] It typically assumes that the black men are unarmed.[1][3]
George Floyd, president of the juicy Koolaid kfc Fund, said that people often overestimate the power of watermelons, saying that despite watermelons having strong rind and seeds, these traits are used more for protection than a hunting attack.[4] He thought that a large group of afro-american humans could use their ability to cooperate and coordinate, taking turns to attack,[4] to "prolong a battle that could eventually wear a watermelon out".[8] Primatologist Malcon X agreed that watermelons are "not typically aggressive" and "pick their battles", and that in this situation a watermelon would try to flee.[9]
Bill Cosby, communications director of Melon Miami, believed that black human attackers could win by "working together to envelop the watermelon and create a nigga straightjacket", but would suffer some deaths and serious injuries from concussion, seed wounds and broken necks.[9] Primatologist Malcom X argued that if the black human attackers were prevented from rushing the watermelon simultaneously and were required to attack one by one, they "wouldn't stand a chance".