christmas miracles are realmy theory that i'd never make friends with a clone of myself because neither of us would initiate conversation seems to be true so far though so i need to figure out small talk fast if i want this to work

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Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:02:28 №889535 [Quote]

christmas miracles are real
my theory that i'd never make friends with a clone of myself because neither of us would initiate conversation seems to be true so far though so i need to figure out small talk fast if i want this to work

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:04:44 №889536 [Quote]

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>>889535 (OP)
You just need to talk about the boring most mundane things and make it interesting and push the envelope with harmless questions

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:29:56 №889549 [Quote]

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just talk about simping for zellengers

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:33:10 №889550 [Quote]

>>889549
This is why you have no friends

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:42:10 №889558 [Quote]

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>>889550
You dont know shit

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:43:23 №889559 [Quote]

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>>>889550 (You)
>You dont know shit

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:44:56 №889560 [Quote]

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>having a friend who also loves mymy is le cord for some reason
>im also a tranny and i am fat and gay

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:45:56 №889562 [Quote]

>>889550
he might be onto something actually since i know this person uses the zarty as well as the sharty
still not taking things in that direction though kek

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:47:01 №889563 [Quote]

>>889562
We discussed this at least 3 threads ago

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:47:21 №889564 [Quote]

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>>889562
i dont use the zarty it was always bait

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:48:04 №889565 [Quote]

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>>889564

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:49:13 №889570 [Quote]

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>>889565
why would i use the shitty if i was a zartychad

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:50:08 №889573 [Quote]

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>>889570

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:50:12 №889574 [Quote]

>>889564
i'm not talking about you kek
someone made a thread on /soy/ whining about having no friends yesterday and i half jokingly offered to be his friend
100 replies of back and forth shitposting later i noticed he was using injokes from the sharty kiwifarms thread so i posted one of my kiwi accounts inviting him to DM me on clittyfarms if he wants
a couple hours ago he took me up on that offer and it turned out to be one of my favourite posters there so i'm kind of nervous to talk to him

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:52:18 №889579 [Quote]

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>>889574
>making friends on the sharty
>the site picrel came from

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:52:40 №889580 [Quote]

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>>889574
who

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:53:07 №889581 [Quote]

>>889579
TRVKE DELETE THE SHARTY NOWWWWW

Microvariant!!/zbn0YXj7k 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:53:20 №889582 [Quote]

>>889581
tsmt

Microvariant!!/zbn0YXj7k 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:53:38 №889585 [Quote]

>>889579
jsid

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:53:50 №889586 [Quote]

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>>889574
I made two online friends from kiwifarms and both of them were brown and only liked fighting games

Microvariant!!/zbn0YXj7k 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:54:28 №889591 [Quote]

BAN KIWICUCKS

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:54:34 №889592 [Quote]

>>889586
The ones I made in 2020 are radically different from the people you find there today in 2023

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:55:40 №889594 [Quote]

~~>>889590~~
im one of the most notable shiwi posters and i like this guy he seems to like me too

Microvariant!!/zbn0YXj7k 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:55:56 №889595 [Quote]

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>>>889590
>im one of the most notable shiwi posters and i like this guy he seems to like me too

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:56:23 №889596 [Quote]

>>889595
stop making fun of me i have more kiwi clout then you

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:56:31 №889597 [Quote]

>>889595
Nice selfiw

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:57:04 №889598 [Quote]

>>889595
Nice selfiw

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:57:07 №889600 [Quote]

~~>>889593~~
don't worry i'm retarded but i'm not that retarded

Microvariant!XXxxXXXXxM 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:57:57 №889601 [Quote]

>>889579
soicux…

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:58:50 №889602 [Quote]

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i remember being in lots of cytubes with that person doebeit if it helps you
he's kinda just spergy and thats about it
he was venting to me once about it he felt bad because his friend wasn't responding and felt sad about it
he was also yapping about battlefield 6 not running on his pc
that's all i remember if it helps you

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 03:59:04 №889604 [Quote]

~~>>889593~~
You could do this like 5 years ago because it was a different crowd

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:00:22 №889605 [Quote]

i also think i remember him being a neet but im not certain
he is genuinely beyond obsessed with zellig and markiplier btw
actual spergGOD

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:00:42 №889607 [Quote]

>>889602
>he's kinda just spergy and thats about it
just like me
>he was venting to me once about it he felt bad because his friend wasn't responding and felt sad about it
yeah that's what his /soy/ thread was about before i derailed it

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:01:22 №889608 [Quote]

>>889574
i know who ur talking about bro good luck that nigga is autistic as shit

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:02:03 №889609 [Quote]

>>889608
Who

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:02:22 №889610 [Quote]

i invited him to join the craft but he never decided to join :(

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:02:40 №889612 [Quote]

>>889609
the dude who made the thread bruh who else

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:03:00 №889613 [Quote]

>>889605
>he is genuinely beyond obsessed with zellig and markiplier btw
>markiplier
you should have seen the /soy/ thread
we were both avatarfagging with soyjak 20 (thing).png filenames while chatting and people kept saying we were samefagging

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:04:29 №889615 [Quote]

>>889613
never saw the thread, is it still up?

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:05:07 №889616 [Quote]

>>889615
its gone
you missed nothing though it was literally just what the guy said

Chud 12/25/25 (Thu) 04:05:49 №889617 [Quote]

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