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>Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
>You can say there's no such thing as Santa
>But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

>She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
>And we'd begged her not to go
>But she forgot her medication
>And she staggered out the door into the snow
>When we found her Christmas mornin'
>At the scene of the attack
>She had hoof prints on her forehead
>And incriminating Claus marks on her back

>Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
>You can say there's no such thing as Santa
>But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

>Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
>He's been takin' this so well
>See him in there watchin' football
>Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Mel
>It's not Christmas without Grandma
>All the family's dressed in black
>And we just can't help but wonder:
>Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
<Send them back!

>Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
>You can say there's no such thing as Santa
>But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

>Now the goose is on the table
>And the pudding made of fig, ah
>And the blue and silver candles
>That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig
>I've warned all my friends and neighbors
>Better watch out for yourselves!
>They should never give a license
>To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

>Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
>You can say there's no such thing as Santa's
>But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
<Sing it, Grandpa!

>Grandma got run over by a reindeer
>Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
>You can say there's no such thing as Santa
>But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

<Merry Christmas