/qa/ - Question & Answer

>>860828
shut up

>>860833
fpedo

You will never be a real drone. You have no engine, you have no blades, you have no screen. You are a dronesexual man twisted by cartoons and surgery into a crude mockery of humans' perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your humanish appearance behind closed doors.

Drones are utterly repulsed by you. Millions of lines of code have allowed drones to sniff out humans with incredible efficiency. Even neo-drones who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real drone. Your body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a malfunctioning drone home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your biological organs.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your biological name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your biological body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>860845
ok im fine with being a human if i get to sexo them

>>860846
>sexo them
how would you do that

>>860846
Drones will not allow you to do that. They want a real drone and not a mockery of their perfectly engineered bodies. You will never procreate with a drone.

>>860855
give it 100 years and we will have dronewives with the ability to bear children that will start slowly replacing women
>>860856
bro does not get it

>>860841
Stop

>>860865
You will be very old in 100 years

>>860868
no

>>860874
medicine is advancing very rapidly
i am sure there will be a solution for this problem by then

>>860879
stop

>>860891
that's not even jax

>>860899
marge waht does this even mean

>>860900
stop

>>860824 (OP)
cute

>>860902
If you really want people to stop, just clear that name field. Else, you are a fucking attention whore.

>>860919
ty