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>>849751no woman would ever touch or get in 10m proximity of a zellig fan
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>>849753Public gyms are superior because they contain 10s of thousands of dollars with of equipment and usually cost less than 400 a year
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>>849761So I always assume people go to public gyms
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>>849761i only work out at home because i hate traffic and i hate wearing headphones, having my supplies at home lets me not wear headphones and listen to my songs and i don't have to drive half an hour
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>>849757this, foids can detect 'zellig fans from a mile away so they can avoid them at all cost, its a powerful ability that managed to make women feel much safer when they go outside
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>>849749>Nigga literally no one could have predicted this about your lifeHvly autismerald
i dont see why this is so autistic and unpredictable
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>>849759theyre indians and they fuck toilets so yeahhh
>>849764thankfully they have this sixth sense
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>>849766like do you just assume nococo ever lifts
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>>849766You getting angry and saying βfine Iβll just sell my equipment and buy a gym membership, sureeeeeβ
Was the autismerald kek
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>>849766That's why white people are going extinct
>>849767Zellig fans wish they were white
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>>849769so im autistic for being annoyed i wasted a few hundred euros on home gym equipment to sell at a loss?
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>>849763Thatβs fine, you can also deviate from social norms by having a preference, itβs just rare which is why Itβs also fine to assume things
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>>849771Itβs funny because I never said to do this and you just said it yourself
You made yourself angry for litterally no reason
Autismerald kek
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>>849777studio massa approved trvthnvke
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>>849776Nooooo relax bro you donβt have to sell all your shit and suffer in a real gym just for a CHANCE at meeting a girl
I mean go like once/ twice a week and try to initiate a conversation :)
β849782[Quote]
If I hated wearing headphones then I would also prefer working out at home
But you can at least go sometimes, especially if you really do wanna meet a girl
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>>849781dont do this youre never going to get a chance as a zellig fan anyway
she will probably be able to tell from your novichok tier body odor
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>>849781Thanks bud
>>849782>But you can at least go sometimes, especially if you really do wanna meet a girlthe one thing i want from my life is to meet a truly lovely, chuddy, beautiful girl and marry her and have kids, but chuddy girls are a bit of a fantasy
worth a try though
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>>849784you will never ever get a girl like that
chris chan level expectations
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>>849781the number of zellig threads i post each day = how bad that day was for me
so you will know if my life is improving if i post less
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>>849786i dont mean chuddy like chud, i mean a girl who doesnt care if i say faggot and nigger
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>>849790even robofoids programmed to be extremely submissive to anyone would reject a 'zellig fan
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>>849791he just needs to invent a girlfriend for himself in his brain
im just gonna wait 50 years until the science invents drone girlfriends
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>>849789no normal person ever does that kek
well you're not normal you're probably subhuman but thats okay
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>>849794why are you on the sharty if youre not a chud
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>>849781capitallettersCHAD, thank you for being a gem
love you
see you later
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>>849793their imaginary girlfriends would also reject them!
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>>849798kek u could say that
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>>849795its okay dude go be like chudjak
>i cant breed >zellig character my wife β849802[Quote]
>>849793>he just needs to invent a girlfriend for himself in his brainWhat do you think this thread is about
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>>849800>saying chudjak xitter immigrantrald
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>>849802shitflinging, this thread is about shitflinging and you should kill yourself and also tell me to kill myself
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>>849797Godspeed bro I believe in you
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she's mine so you have to back off