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 828596[Quote]

is this the new averi omgsisa.built for biwisi

 828599[Quote]

i think this has gone too far tbf

 828600[Quote]

the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
THE DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED THE FIRST PEDOPHILES OF 4CUCK, NOW LIVES SOLELY IN THE SKYPE PEDO. THE SKYPE PEDO IS A TIME CAPSULE OF SINISTER THINGS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORGOTTEN. THE SKYPE PEDO WAS THE BANE OF THE OJAMAJO DOREMI FANDOM FOR OVER A DECADE. IT SEEMS THAT SKYPE PEDO SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES NOW. PRAY THAT IS NOT TRUE… THE SKYPE PEDO IS PROVEN TO BE UNDOXXABLE, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE SKYPE PEDO IS AN AMERIMUTT AND REALLY OLD LIKE 50-60 YEARS OLD
The Myth Of The SKYPE PEDO
If you run an older version of windows with Skype preinstalled and you never uninstalled it, or have unbloated windows 11 with bloatware full of traces of Skype, you are already a potential victim, the only person that still lurks in skype is the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO, for he never left…

 828601[Quote]

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>the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
>NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
>the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
> The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
>Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
>Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
>THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
>The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
>The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
>Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
>THE DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED THE FIRST PEDOPHILES OF 4CUCK, NOW LIVES SOLELY IN THE SKYPE PEDO. THE SKYPE PEDO IS A TIME CAPSULE OF SINISTER THINGS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORGOTTEN. THE SKYPE PEDO WAS THE BANE OF THE OJAMAJO DOREMI FANDOM FOR OVER A DECADE. IT SEEMS THAT SKYPE PEDO SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES NOW. PRAY THAT IS NOT TRUE… THE SKYPE PEDO IS PROVEN TO BE UNDOXXABLE, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE SKYPE PEDO IS AN AMERIMUTT AND REALLY OLD LIKE 50-60 YEARS OLD
> The Myth Of The SKYPE PEDO
>If you run an older version of windows with Skype preinstalled and you never uninstalled it, or have unbloated windows 11 with bloatware full of traces of Skype, you are already a potential victim, the only person that still lurks in skype is the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO, for he never left…

TQWABAG

 828602[Quote]

我不会透露具体身份,毕竟我向来喜欢保持匿名——尤其目睹过那么多爱炫名的人因暴露身份而轻易遭封禁羞辱后。但我可以告诉你,我是极少数从最初就强推FPE的推手之一,那大概是2024年4月或5月,Froot时代的时候。我深悔那些罪孽与往昔的狂热,因为灵魂深处我明白自己喜欢FPE的唯一原因,是它助长了我对GOON的原始欲望。容我重申:我只因它能让我的小兄弟勃起才喜欢FPE——这正是所有现任FPE强推者心底默认的事实,纵使他们用社交面具掩盖这份认同。<Retarddit 空间>我恳请诸位远离FPE,它通过塑造无须瘦弱的男孩子气角色与易装者形象,助长男性女性化风气。FPE是罪恶的糟粕之作,正是父母疏于管教让孩童沉溺其中——任其观看、描摹血腥与堕落场景直至麻木(F'PE、Troonible Mouse、Trashbin Hotel等系列皆然)。FPE曾用其可耻的角色阵容将我变成罪人,它也会对你们施加同样的毒害。<Rapeddit空间致FPE的奴才们:我曾与你们毫无二致,曾如你们般沉迷FPE角色,曾如你们般强迫自己接受,曾如你们般以“宝石屎文化”为其煤渣本质开脱。我只求你们停止沉沦,挽救你们的男子气概,去观看《环太平洋》这类阳刚之作。Skibidi Toilet 斯基比迪·厕所外星人VS铁血战士,去培养个能锻炼身体的爱好吧,比如武术、赛车、数学或击剑,别再像我从前那样沉溺于那些毒害心灵的垃圾了。<Reddslop空间>致绝大多数无脑追星族与老派追星族:抵制垃圾文化,远离其毒害,守护你的阳刚之气、锋芒特质与纯粹信仰,拯救豆奶侠。尽情狂欢吧,就像在西欧那样。我建议制作反FPE的豆奶杰克,特别是那些展现ACKingI最痛处的人物形象——这话出自一个幸运地不再是FPE婊子的家伙之口。#拯救豆奶杰克派对 #让轰鸣回归

 828605[Quote]

>>828599
this is only the beggining martletkike

 828612[Quote]

>>>828599 (You)
>this is only the beggining martletkike
my end goal is to get the uty devs to condemn martlet geg

 828613[Quote]

go hmofa (ham)

 828614[Quote]

>>828596 (OP)
If you faggots are obsessed with nigger dick this much maybe you should marry one

 828615[Quote]

and maybe also get a room

 828617[Quote]

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>and maybe also get a room

can't, da joos stopped me after i got put on a watchlist for almost acking like a troon

 828620[Quote]

>我不会透露具体身份,毕竟我向来喜欢保持匿名——尤其目睹过那么多爱炫名的人因暴露身份而轻易遭封禁羞辱后。但我可以告诉你,我是极少数从最初就强推FPE的推手之一,那大概是2024年4月或5月,Froot时代的时候。我深悔那些罪孽与往昔的狂热,因为灵魂深处我明白自己喜欢FPE的唯一原因,是它助长了我对GOON的原始欲望。容我重申:我只因它能让我的小兄弟勃起才喜欢FPE——这正是所有现任FPE强推者心底默认的事实,纵使他们用社交面具掩盖这份认同。<Retarddit 空间>我恳请诸位远离FPE,它通过塑造无须瘦弱的男孩子气角色与易装者形象,助长男性女性化风气。FPE是罪恶的糟粕之作,正是父母疏于管教让孩童沉溺其中——任其观看、描摹血腥与堕落场景直至麻木(F'PE、Troonible Mouse、Trashbin Hotel等系列皆然)。FPE曾用其可耻的角色阵容将我变成罪人,它也会对你们施加同样的毒害。<Rapeddit空间致FPE的奴才们:我曾与你们毫无二致,曾如你们般沉迷FPE角色,曾如你们般强迫自己接受,曾如你们般以“宝石屎文化”为其煤渣本质开脱。我只求你们停止沉沦,挽救你们的男子气概,去观看《环太平洋》这类阳刚之作。Skibidi Toilet 斯基比迪·厕所外星人VS铁血战士,去培养个能锻炼身体的爱好吧,比如武术、赛车、数学或击剑,别再像我从前那样沉溺于那些毒害心灵的垃圾了。<Reddslop空间>致绝大多数无脑追星族与老派追星族:抵制垃圾文化,远离其毒害,守护你的阳刚之气、锋芒特质与纯粹信仰,拯救豆奶侠。尽情狂欢吧,就像在西欧那样。我建议制作反FPE的豆奶杰克,特别是那些展现ACKingI最痛处的人物形象——这话出自一个幸运地不再是FPE婊子的家伙之口。#拯救豆奶杰克派对 #让轰鸣回归

Fundamental….Education…. Paper….!

FUCK YOU! KILL YOURXELF YOU NAS JOOT ROOOT SOOT LOOOT DOOT ZOOT MODS GET HIS IP AND RANGE BAN HIM NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

 828621[Quote]

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>>828620
Би яг хэн байcан гэдгээ хэлэхгүй, учир нь нэрээ нууцлахыг илүүд үздэг, ялангуяа oлoн нэрний фэгүүд өөрcдийнхөө танигдахааc бoлж хэрхэн амархан хoриглoгдoж, ичгүүрт унаcныг харcан тул. Гэхдээ би Froot эрин үeд, 2024 oны дөрөвдүгээр эcвэл тавдугаар cард эхнээc нь FPE-г тулгаж эхэлcэн цөөн хэдэн хүний нэг байcан гэдгээ хэлж чадна, Би тэр нүгэл, өнгөрcөн үeийн үйлдлүүддээ харамcдаг, учир нь cүнcнийхээ гүнд FPE-г coнирхoх цoрын ганц шалтгаан нь тэд миний GOON хийх биe махбoдийн хүcэл тачаалыг өдөөж байcан гэдгийг мэдэж байcан юм. Дахин хэлэхэд, би зөвхөн FPE-г дуртай байcан нь миний жижигхэн эр эрхтнийг хатууруулдаг байcан учрааc, мөн oдooгийн бүх FPE шахагчид ч нийгмийн маcкны цаана нууж байcан ч энэ үнэнийг чимээгүйгээр хүлээн зөвшөөрөх бoлнo.
<Retarddit space
Би та бүхнээc FPE-ээc хoл байхыг гуйж байна, энэ нь бүх эрэгтэй дүрүүдийг cахалгүй, туранхай, транc хувцаcладаг хүмүүcээр дүрcлэн эрчүүдийн эмэгшлэлийг cурталчилдаг. FPE бoл нүгэлтэй, аймшигтай шoу бөгөөд хүүхдүүдэд цуc, хэрцгий байдал, ёc буc явдлыг үзэж, зурж, мэдрэмжгүй бoлгoх бoлoмж oлгocoн халамжгүй хүмүүжлийн үр дүн юм (F'PE, Troonible Mouse, Trashbin Hotel, ECT…) FPE нэг удаа ичгүүртэй дүрүүдийнхээ ачаар намайг нүгэлтэн бoлгoж байcан, та нарт ч мөн адил зүйл тoхиoлнo.
<Rapeddit oрoн зай
FPE-ийн хoхирoгчдoд, би өмнө чинь л байcан, би FPE-ийн багийн дүрүүдийг чи шиг 'jak' хийдэг байcан, би үүнийг чи шиг албадаж үздэг байcан, би түүний нүүрc шиг хар шинжийг 'gemmy sharty culture' гэж тайлбарладаг байcан, баc би зүгээр л чинь зoгcooж, эр чадлаа аварч, Pacific Rim Skibidi Toilet шиг cайн, эр чадалтай юмыг үзэхийг хүcэж байна эcвэл Alien VS Predator шиг тулааны урлаг, мoтocпoртын уралдаан, матeматик эcвэл cэлэмний cпoртooр хичээллэх мэт биeэ чинь coрьж, нэгэн цагт би хийcэн шиг troonslop-ийн хoртoй жимcийг хэрэглэхээ бoль.
<Reddslop oрoн зай
nusoigiggers бoлoн oldsoifroggies-ийн ихэнх oлoнхид, troonslop-тэй тэмц, түүнээc зайл, эр чадлаа, зoримoг зангаа, ариун байдлаа хадгал, soyjak.party-г Баруун Eврoп мэт авар, мөн би anti-FPE soyjaks, anti-FPE soyjaks хийхийг cанал бoлгoж байна, ялангуяа дүрүүдийг ACKing байдлаар дүрcэлcэн
Энэ нь тэдэнд хамгийн ихээр цoхинo, учир нь аз бoлoхoд би oдoo FPEcuck биш хүнээc хэлж байна.
#savesoyjakparty
#bringboomback
bro dont know about The fpe copypasta

 828628[Quote]

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