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You can start the party now
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pingas man WABAG
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Bumping for future events
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It is a Halloween party
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One thing has happened, once I’m done with an unrelated project, I will get back to this
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>I never knew you hosted parties here anyways. I was looking for dead black children for my album book, until I saw your friends here and I decided to join along.
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>Well, your frrree to join the party. Enjoy.
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(*Note: this is based on one of Dr. Rabbit’s portrayals in YTPs and not a part of his real character. This portrayal is satire, a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously nor associated to any political beliefs I hold. I mean it.*)
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>>811071 (*Morshu man is back for the party, after failing to make an adventure team based on the other ytps with Pingas ma.*)
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⚠️ LAST WARNING, NUSOI! ⚠️
Nusoi COPY THIS IMAGE AND TEXT AND POST IT IN 15 OTHER THREADS IN 8 MINUTES OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT…
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🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦, how could you tell?
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Creating oc
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I will stay on
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Good Lord, what has happened to the site?
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I’m too busy at these moments ments
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Yes
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Bp
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Oc includes ‘Jaks, drawings, and song remixes
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I promise
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>anybody need a bonk in here
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>DING DONG!
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why the fuck is there a halloween thread in november
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>(* Slams the door only for the door to get stopped by snead’s foot.*)
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>Oh. And how am I supposed to believe you when you just lied to me about the fact you had no zellings in your grrroup when I found one while you were at your father’s. What in God’s name were you thinking when you pulled that crrrrap with me?
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>Robotnik. I remember you said you only hated zellings for their fandom and not for their show. Everyone knew that. I remember how you said that when you were going after that shalomistan cord, you found out that there were people who supported you, even zellings. Heck, I even remember you said that Zellings were not your enemy anymore, but rather furries, as you say, they have caused all of your misfortune. You see, there are good people and bad people and there are zellings who are good people.
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>>842033what is this aspie shit
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>Yes. I just want to say that summon affiliated with him is going to be crashing the party in order to kill everyone. His name is Pingas black.
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>(*Snead steps inside the party.*)
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>snead wait…!
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>>842923(*this is ANTLER09/5o_o_o5*)
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>>842936JANNIES HE BROKENTHE RULES ‘NISH HIM NOWWWWWWWW
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>Attention, everyone. I do not mean to intrude on tonight’s Halloween festivities, but sadly, there will be a slight delay. There will be an intruder quoted in black and blue by the name of Pingas black, who has been chasing me for the past few months. I am worried that he’s going to infiltrate this party and as a result, he will be able to kill everyone here.
> I do not want anyone to freak out. we’ll find a way to put an end to this monster and finally see who is really behind the mask. We will stand up and fight for this is our party and this is our Halloween no matter who or what tries to take it away from us.
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> and to keep this as short and sweet as possible, considering the fact that we have reached 100 replies and I do not want to waste my entire life on this, pi gas black then absorbs mario, gay mama weegee, morshu man, the king, dr rabbit, and billy mays, and then unleashes a rain that covers the world in wooden rain. A rain that plaques the site in fire.
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>>844218>>844218Because that is one of the only ways I could properly spread my der cord leaks. Not to mention that site posts more soyjak and gemmies then the average frootcord/quote cord log to date
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The log on /soy/ today is a little more Gemmy yet it still is suspectible to bait threads and spam.
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> this also brings about a plague which causes most of the people affected to become three people, people who have more into tree like features and are extremely hostile to other people.
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> Next, everyone else accepts the fight against Pingas black, with Pingas man especially saying that if you want the fury of everyone, the courage of everyone, and the courage of everyone, he would have to “ come and get some” before calling him a double N-word like that one angry Robotnik comic with the robot who wanted cake. This the fight between them.
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> the fight went on in order of the people who were kidnapped. Snead was in all of the fights with different friends from along the way.
>mario: beney and spawnismsucks
> gay mama weegee: king wheel and Antler
> ganon: Cameron and MJ
> Morshu man: Pingas man (with jinako) and eggman the Pingas man (with Sanae)
> The king: scratch and grounder and Borat
> Billy mays: Zelling and Apkinsel
>Dr rabbit: Beney and spawnismsucks (with a dilbert dietyy finisher)
Each section of the battle represents previous experiences, he has faced all along the way with his friends with everything he has learned so far and everything he has faced, proving that he himself is undeterred thanks to the Almighty presence of God in the form of Jesus spirit.
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> Strut then says, “ and what do you do, go to play hero so when you couldn’t save one of your best friends,” before kicking Snead up into the sky and then breaking his arms mid air so he couldn’t pray to God. This is struts test to see if Snead can pick a fight with him. This starts the final fight between him and strut.
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> This was supposed to be a remix
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>This was until Stuart was about to launch his final attack. Throwing the moon onto to Snead in order to kill him. This was before Snead launches his gift from joke anon.
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> This strikes the moon back to strut and comatose him launching him from the side, putting the moon back into orbit, and crashing himself onto the Snead, where the two eventually fall back down to earth into the ocean.
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> They eventually both land on the ocean, where Snead is eventually knocked out on impact. Everyone else back in the ‘arty was all right, and they were still worried about what happened with Snead. Little did they know both need and strut were floating to the worst possible island
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>Jartyfail island. Mainly nujartyfail island.
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> I cannot post a photo of this island as even looking at it would be the most unbearable site to anyone, as even the toughest of ‘teens would be beyond suicide watch after seeing this.
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> eventually, Snead lands there with strut’s broken corpse, as he eventually realizes that strut might be dead. Out of his fear, he immediately tries to fix him.
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> While fixing him, Snead realizes that there is a computer chip inside of his brain which reads “ emotional enzymical.” Assuming that anyone knows what an enzyme is, an enzyme is something that speeds up the process of cellular functions. In this case, this enzyme enhanced the anger in struts body in order to be blinded by his own rage that he’d be able to kill Snead.
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> she also noticed from the start that strut in his costume was covered in robotic wires, parts, and machine machinery especially in his private part area. This was because the ‘gunner originally wanted to make him into a transgender so they got rid of his private parts until one of his gang members had an idea after hearing about Pingas man to make their own version of Pingas man to combat against the real one. Also, Ruth did not willingly accept the ‘gunner’s admission. Once he found out, he was going to be mutilated, he ran away from him and accidentally went into MAGfest I was caught by the people in there. The reason why the gunner needed him was because strut was still a siivagunner fan unlike joke anon and Snead.
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> eventually strut was fixed and saved by Snead, who tells him everything and wonders how to get off of the island.
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strut and snead defeat the jarty fails
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they go around the island killing more.
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they find a brrodmother slopjak
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they kill it
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snead falls into a sudden coma thanks to a mysterious figure.
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Strut, in his time, finds out about this and assumes that the jartyfails killed him so he decides to kill every last jartyfail
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meanwhile, snead is stuck in his own mind with three doors in front of him
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the first door took him to the moon, but a different moon, one with the lunarians from touhou project.
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this is the moon from another universe
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the theybannedmefromcord universe.
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after where cord (as dear sandwich) tells God to smite the lunarians and to start the rapture.
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with the Smite of God
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After walking around the moon and beating up wounded tormented spirit lunarians, he then found the tormented spirits of the watasuki sisters, who were smited by God and were near the remains of people like big booty kaguya, lunarcord, and various other lunarian officals and supporters.
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Snead eventually fights them and considering that they are only spirits and not real people, he thankfully wins one of the hardest battles of today.
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Snead then goes inside the tormented palace of the lunarians, finds the tormented spirit of Junko and gains the fiest key into breaking out of the stasis.
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the theme from touhou 20 also plays (also this is copied from guilded)
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>>844810that is also from the album years ago
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in the end Snead makes it to the door before being greeted by the 'gunner's KFAD force, who wants to kill him and then pingas man (for betraying the force after getting upset about losing robotnik day. This also includes his friends and the friends that were kidnapped and were freed from pingas black)
3:10 PM
These members included pitbull, eminem and mr bean
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They were all defeated and just before they could kill him, they were all killed by a spy
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no
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a super pro spy
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not just any super pro spy
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THE super pro spy, a secret spy who rapes engineers, wins at r/place, says gentlemen and sexcellent a lot, and goes after fat girls like fuwa masuko.
3:14 PM
He attempted to kill snead using every stolen spirit from the underworld based on the dead 2hujerk members and even still, as a alter ego to theybannedmefromcord, keygap343, and deer sandwich and breakfast, and someone who is the memory of the spy who escaped the rapture in cord's world only to die from pixelplanet clankers in snead's world, still died from snead and had his Smite of God stolen
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his theme is also a remix of this:
https://youtu.be/ep3BySgQPXU?si=xxc36zpIwaf6yFFP and
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>>844855Satan is picrel but grey.
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But first, snead break into samsonite's secret museum and encounters the d'Odecahedrion, the manifestation of 10 demons in a cursed object that somsonite bought at an auction. Snead wins and then goes into uncle samsonites room. Also ,snead leans that uncle samsonite raped a girl named osaka from azumanga diaoh and made her kill herself.
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In samsonite's room samsonite states that he wanted to have fun with snead but can't because of him ruining everything. He also says that he wanted beney to kill himself to steal his soul, explaining why Beney left the group lore wise, but failed due to Snead's Bible sermons giving Beney Jesus Spirit and a six pack. Instead, samsonite wants to steal snead's body and then says that it is time to have fun with uncle samsonite before taking away his Jesus Spirit
>le reddit spacing
Samsonite loses to bottles of off brand soda and renewed Jesus spirit and dies.
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Snead eventually wakes up to sturt covered in Jarty fail blood and all of his friends in a helicopter going back to the main land. Pingas man is flying the helicopter and in the end, they all enjoyed a late halloween feast. The end.
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Epilogue:
>Joyjaks are spreading.
>Snead contacted gabe newell about the eternal slopification and the 'gunner.
>Gabe also invites teh spy to help, before snead gets scared and starts attacking the spy, and before the spy attacked him, teh others assured him it was a different spy he was talking about named super pro spy and that the real spy states thathe has nevered heared of him and that he must have been executed a long time ago.
>Osaka's spitit and the spirits of many, including Jeff from Kroger, were set free and Osaka was set back to her regular time period to the point where she can now teach Yotsuba, the 4chan sissie's favorite character.
>Chimata is also dead.
>Dr Rabbit got arrested and was sent to a life sentance punishment of being soap dropped by prison mates.
>now it is the end.
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>>844876Robloxians against retroslop.
>The End