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Kill Mustard. Rape Mustard. Behead Mustard. Roundhouse kick Mustard into the concrete. Slam dunk Mustard as a baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Mustard. Defecate in Mustard's food. Launch Mustard into the sun. Stir fry Mustard in a wok. Toss Mustard into active volcanoes. Make Mustard check my dubs. Urinate into Mustard's gas tank. Judo throw Mustard into a wood chipper. Twist Mustard's head off. Report Mustard to the IRS and NCMEC. Karate chop Mustard in half. Curb stomp Mustard while xe's pregnant. Trap Mustard in quicksand. Crush Mustard in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mustard in a vat of acid. Eat Mustard. Dissect Mustard. Exterminate Mustard in the gas chamber. Stomp Mustard's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Mustard in the oven. Lobotomize Mustard. Mandatory abortion for Mustard. Grind Mustard fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Mustard in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mustard with a ray gun. Kick Mustard as an old gramps faggot down the stairs. Feed Mustard to alligators. Slice Mustard with a katana. Put a bomb in Mustard's mouth. Throw knives at Mustard. Inflate Mustard until they pop. Send Mustard into a blackhole. Castrate Mustard. Feed Mustard poisoned food. Force Mustard to walk the plank. Push Mustard into a pit. Kneel on Mustard's neck. Curse Mustard with a spell. Stuff Mustard's babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Mustard with a tank. Pop Mustard's car tire. Strike Mustard's children with a ruler. Make Mustard swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Mustard's limbs. Airdrop Mustard into Antarctica. Throw Mustard off the boat. Pressurize Mustard into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Mustard's ass. Falcon-punch Mustard in the face. Make Mustard into fiction. Blow Mustard's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Mustard's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Mustard in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Mustard to a cross and stab them. Run over Mustard with a tank feet-first. Crush Mustard with a press. Attack Mustard with acid. Boil Mustard in a pan. Lock Mustard inside a brazen bull. Burn Mustard alive. Drag Mustard across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Mustard. Quarter Mustard. Impale Mustard on a pike. Tenderize Mustard with a mallet. Ionise Mustard in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Mustard in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Mustard in a black hole. Curse Mustard with the necronomicon. Trap Mustard in purgatory. Bang Mustard's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Mustard off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Mustard in the vacuum of space. Fry Mustard with power lines. Feed Mustard ricin. Kneecap Mustard with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Mustard. Sell Mustard organs on the black market. Run Mustard over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Mustard into the grand canyon. Burn Mustard with jet engine exhaust. Beat Mustard to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Mustard asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Mustard to the sun god. Drop Mustard out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Mustard to sharks. Load Mustard into a cannon and shoot the Mustard at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Mustard under a galleon. Disembowel Mustard with a bayonet. Strap Mustard to a cruise missile and launch it at Mustard neighborhood. Drop Mustard into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Mustard. Lure Mustard in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force Mustard to learn calculus, then kill the Mustard anyway. Atomize Mustard with a powerfist. Throw Mustard into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Mustard with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Mustard from 40-story buildings. Throw Mustard at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Mustard in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Mustard to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Mustard with syringe guns. Defecate on Mustard's food stamps. Make Mustard pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Mustard into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Mustard then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Mustard with depleted uranium. Launch Mustard with a trebuchet. Send Mustard exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Mustard as a crash test dummy. Tie Mustard onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Mustard. Trample Mustard. Bury Mustard alive. Play bowling with Mustard's head and penis/neo-vagina as pins. Grate Mustard with a cheese grater. Get Mustard stuck in an elevator. Spray Mustard toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Mustard directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Mustard parachute. Sabotage Mustard bungee. Trap Mustard under ice. Force Mustard to work and support a family of 5. Force Mustard into gladiatorial combat. Send Mustard back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in Mustard room. Put Mustard on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Mustard organs. Waterboard Mustard with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Mustard. Tie Mustard to train tracks. Total Mustard death.