https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUUAre there any singerGODs to make this real? Should be a good cautionary fable for the geg-thirsty nusois
lyrics:
Here's a story from soyjak.party!
[Nusoi]
/raid/y, /raid/y, /raid/y, hurry!
I saw xitter scurry!
[OldGOD]
'Teen, what's all this posting, boy?
You're gonna alert the jannies on /soy/!
[Nusoi]
/raid/y, I think there's a pedo worth an 'ox,
will you? and 'ape and 'ill it?
[OldGOD]
You call me in here in the middle of a raid
To bite into your cringey half-assed bait?
Is this what the board has been turning to?
[Nusoi]
But /raid/y, we can milk off xer million newregs,
A billion seethes, a trillion gegs!
[OldGOD]
'Teen, it's not a slowburn, it's not a rarity,
Take a deep breath and give proofs it's a gem.
Look how numerous xer rants are
About the importance of gender swap.
Do you know the proper name?
[Nusoi]
A TRANNY!
[OldGOD]
That's right!
We're living in a world that's full of creatures
Worth of raid, weirdos and beardos.
You're not the center of the board!
How would you feel if an edgy troll
Disturbing your peace had 'oxed you for no reason?
[Nusoi]
I guess I'd change alts but /raid/y,
What if the tranny's grooming?
[sound of mousewheel roll]
[OldGOD]
He groomed nobody yet, did xhe 'teen?
Your logic is brim, your raid is grim!
Swallow your meds.
What if the tranny loses xer shit?
"Chatty, I have helped this kid!"
[Nusoi]
That's the point /raid/, what if xhe did?
That's why, I have to strike first!
[OldGOD]
What if xhe did? What if xhe didn't?
What if the world was made of soysphere?
All I'm saying is consider
Something beside your thirst for geg!
[Nusoi]
/raid/ you're right! Now I see,
Don't shake xer instability!
[OldGOD]
Now you're learning, understanding!
Finally, you're becoming nuGOD!
Let us leave xer in xer natural habitat,
Remember xer tag and keep a close eye.
type shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU&pp=ygUYc3RvcnkgZnJvbSBub3J0aCBhbWVyaWNh