/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

There was a site for posting 'jaks
They call soyjak.party
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
And Soot, I know I'm one
My mother was a soyteen
She posted 'jaks all day
My father was a chudjak
And he never learned to sage
Oh mother, tell your children
Not to do what Froot has done
Tried to sell then shut it down
The party of the soyjaks
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
And Cobsons on the 'ru
I'm going back to the shemmy
Because the sharty's gone
There was a site for posting 'jaks
They call soyjak.party
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
And Soot, I know I'm one