/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

Hello soyjak.party, my name is S. As of right now I'm not able to explain everything I list in this post or why I even know this, but I am sure, with complete certainty, that the end is coming soon.
Below are some of the signs.
>A secret owner known as "Al-Nusoi ad-Frogjjal", or The Ultimutt, borne from the DNA of every previous owner and admin will discreetly take over soyjak.party in Thrembtember without anyone's knowledge. Xhis reign will be the most prosperous era in the sharty's history
>DNB will come back
>Ernest Khalimov will kill Nate
>An unimaginably spine-tingling, heinous and horrifying piece of degenerate media worse than anything seen before called 'y will be spammed on /soy/ by swarthy failtrolls.
>Instead of a captcha, your wife's bvll must allow you to make a post.
>Media will pend anporvool
>Soyjak.party will become christpilled
>Polish people will become more prevalent and jannies will be exclusively recruited directly from Polish brothels and 'p rings
>/pol/ will overtake /soy/ in PPH
>A VPN will be required to post
>41% of clittycels will attempt to take their own lives
>Anti Soy Soldiers will be carefully chosen to join Frogjjalcord which will carry out operations to accelerate the Day of JSIDgement
>Quote will take a lot of Bibisi
>99 brimstone variants will be forced on /soy/ every single day
>A prominent namefag will take over the 'ki and try to mislead 'teens with misinformation
>Kuzist pedophiles will create a guro board
>Froot's true nationality will be revealed
>There will be more troons than pooners on the sharty
>66 new boards and 6 new splinters will be opened
>Ongezellig: The Movie will come out
>Disgusting gigafrog hybrids will take over
>Soot will become president of the United States
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