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Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on soyjak.party
Is that part of your plan?
Hey there /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your dear old mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the outlaws
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And delete threads all day
Hey there /soy/ mod
I was browsing SoyBooru
And when the slopjaks were posted
I thought, "What the fuck's that smell?"
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You smell like poo
Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote's employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting soyjaks
pepe threads and even gigachads like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
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