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THE JAKKER MEETS WITH THE QUOTE 'CORD|BAN THE HTSM


>Jakker
\/ BBQ
<>9a0c
<Quote
^Mustard
a random joon

:BBQ
\/ As you're all aware, a part of our Soytan 'P goon stash has been stolen. A relatively small amount, 20 terabytes.

9A0C
<> Who's brown enough to steal from us?

:QUOTE
<Two bit 'cordtroon. With a cheap tranime pfp and porn infested 'cord server. He's not the problem he's a nobaldi. Problem is, the glowies tracking our 'P.

:9A0C
\/ I took the initiative to move our 'P to somewhere else. Somewhere only I know about. Neither the soyim nor the glowies will ever find it.

:JAKKER
>Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
>And I thought, my gems were coal

:MUSTARD
^Give me one reason I shouldn't have my janny here range-'nish your IP

:JAKKER
>Wanna see a magic trick? I'm going to make an SQL injection on this here's Vichan fork…..

*As the joon closes in on the JAKKER's IP, the JAKKER has already infiltrated the Sharty's codebase using said SQL injection, giving him admin power. With said powers, he bans the joon xherself.*

:JAKKER
>Tada! and it's… kino…
>Oh. and by the way, the proxies? It wasn't cheap, ya oughta know I RATted it!

*Mustard tries to get up in anger, but 9a0c stops xher*

:9a0c
<>Sit, I want to hear, proposition, ya kuchh arr

:JAKKER
>Let's wind the clocks back, a year. These nusois and moralfags wouldn't DARE to start leaking at any of you. I mean, what happened, did your bull make your clitties fall off? hmmm?
>You see, a girl like me

:MUSTARD
^a 'cordtroon

:JAKKER
>a girl like me…look.
>I know why you're afraid to goon to 'P on your 'cord. I know why you organize these little grooming sessions on the 'Cvck instead of here:
>The HTSM.
>You see the HTSM has shown the Soysphere your true ~-~colors~-~, unfortunately.
>Warrior-Z and other moralfags? They're just the beginning.
>And as for the Bibisea's so called plan, the HTSM has no jurisdiction! He'll leak it, and start telling the glowies!

:9A0C
<> What do you propose?

:JAKKER
>It's simple, we uh, ban, the HTSM

:QUOTE
<if it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

:JAKKER
>If you're good at something never do it for free. Like a janny

:9A0C
<> How much you want?

:JAKKER
>Uh, half.

:QUOTE
<You're crazy.

:JAKKER
>No. I'm. Not.
>If we don't deal with this now. Soon, that uh, condiment guy won't be able to goon xhis pecker to one single 'Tan diaper gemmy!

:MUSTARD
^ENOUGH. From the 'cordtroon.

*Jakker shows he has transcripts of the Quotecord gooning to 'p, which he has already filed a FBI report for, only needing to press send*

:JAKKER
>Atatatata, let's not glow this out of proportion!

:MUSTARD
^you think you can steal from us and just walk away?

:JAKKER
>Yeah

:MUSTARD
^I'm puttin' the word out
^500 gempasses for this 'cordtroon 'oxxed. A million if some soygoogoogagas put some 'jaks on xher house, so I can teach him some 'Oyspeak first

:JAKKER
>So listen
>why don't you give me a call
>when you start taking things
>a little
>more
>gassy




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