/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

I don't know what to do. I've been using the booru to masturbate for the last four weeks. Those soyboy Wojak guys are so attractive. I want Rapeson to come to my house. I've been praying to the pagan gods to make him real. I read that Soytan comic of her getting raped, and I imagined myself in her situation. I saw a similar piece of art but with soot. I've had a crush on Soot since I was a humble Nusoi back in the day. I heard a leaked clip of his voice, and I instantly cummed. He is a giga chad compared to that fucking cuck Froot. I also have something else to admit: I was the guy in that video masturbating to that gif of quote. I've never cleaned the cum off the screen of my Chromebook. I've stopped attending college lectures just to reapply some more every few weeks because it flakes off relatively quickly. I am the last survivor of the Goonocaust. I have paid off and manipulated admins so I could gain access to the Linux servers of the Sharty to access /nate/ after its closing so I could goon to Miss Circle scat that I can't find anywhere else. One last thing: I started the BNWO and BBC shit. I forced it every day until it became culture because I was addicted to Blacked porn and still am. I always fantasise about being blacked by Soot because this skin tone reminds me of beautiful chocolate brown scat. I run every account on SoyTwt and use them all to spam commissions to my favourite furry scat artist, whom I will not reveal because she is my one and only true love and the only person who can provide me with what I need. Okay, now for the actual last thing: I forced Slopjaks. I paid people to make Slopjaks, including major users of this site. They're beautiful and remind me both of delicious poop and male nigger genitalia. Okay, that's it for now. I just wanted to vent because I couldn't hold this in any longer.