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THIS FALL…
Camera pans across walkable city, zooming into an apartment window where Soyak is seen drinking Soylent for breakfast
>Soyak: Nothing like some Soylent before heading to the 'ol gem mines to work!
THE SOYBOY WOJAK MEME IS COMING…
Soyak runs to work with toast in his mouth, nearly bumping into Pepe
>Soyak: Sorry, frog!
Pepe: GEEEEEEG NUSOIS DON'T WATCH WHERE THEY'RE GOING
TO THE BIG SCREEN!
A gray hand grabs Soyak and yanks him into an alleyway
>Soyak: Yikes, what the blumpf?
Gigachad: Soyak, I come from an underground group of freedom fighters called the Soyjak Party… Captain Coal is gonna blow up the gem mines and you're the only one who can stop it.
Soyak does his iconic soyface and does a jig
>Soyak: OH MY SCIENCE! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE UNLIKELY HERO TVTROPE!
Soyak trips on a can of Sproke and falls on his ass, causing Gigachad to facepalm
Gigachad (on phone): Cobson? Yeah, we've got our work cut out for us…
Montage of scenes of different characters, with Chudjak on the computer typing up a plan, 'Plier recording a video, and Impjak training Soyak with pushups
Then cuts to Troonjak doing a tiktok dance and falling off xer bed, yelling ACK!
<Cobson: Awkwaaard…
THE SOYJAK MOVIE! COMING SOON TO THEATERS AND SOYBOORU PRIME!
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wanted to post this on /soy/ but it got automoved (probably because I mentioned the 'ru o algo), ah well