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>One very nassy and coaly day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as schizo, for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE(R)" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.
>To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He used his mother's sodas concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "MYMYYYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from. I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well. Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin. MEDS Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by Big Sproke This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke(R) will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste. SILENCE SCHIZO Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.
>Is Dr. Fapper made of Fanta and Doctor Pepper? That would explain the name. [DO NOT INVESTIGATE]
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i'll make this soon and report back
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>>3220016i always was and always shall be the best
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>>3220020how did it taste?
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>>3220029Perfect.
Perfect blend of flavours
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although i do pefer crush i think the fanta accompanies dr peppers flavour profile better
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>>3220037someone told me that crush was the best orange soda so I got all 3 and tried them and indeed it was (besides them that was the only time I've heard of such a thing til now)
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>>3220037>>3220140I tested fanta, crush, and sunkist though now I can't remember which one was the really good one if it was crush or sunkist (I think it was probably still crush)
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>>3220140It is by FAR the best and its not even close.
Crush has a smooth and refreshing taste while fanta has jagged almost tropicana taste (the worst orange juice btw)
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garfield is it really that good there is dr pepper where i live i can try some, how could you tell?
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>>3220150Its pretty damn good
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>>3220158Hnnnnnghhhh, how could you tell?
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pepsi7 is better then sproke btw.
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>>3220161>not pepsi thrembonusoi, i-, how could you tell?
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>>3220163red fruit sodas dont mix well.
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>>3220166>>3220161I really need to try sproke and other stuff listed on the 'ki
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>>3220166thrembo up doesnt exist yet unfortunately
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>>3220173sproke is ok but its overhyped tbh
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it just tastes wateredown coke
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prior to me finding out about these soda memes for the longest time my fav combo has always been dr pepper and root beer (I think the special drink cloaca fountain that lets you choose sub flavors is the best way of doing soda mixing) like you can get extra vanill'y root beer with dr pepper cherry
that combo to me WABAG
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>>3220176iron brew won
scottishbvll drink
cancucks probably dont have it doe , how could you tell?
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>>3220184dont call me a cuck im not a cuck
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>>3220191i thought u said ur not canadian doe , how could you tell?
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>>3220195my moms side has been here since the beginning of canada. They might've even btfo'd some native niggers
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>>3220201ok maybe not the beginning beginning but like 5 gens or whatever
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>>3220207ive never had root beer what is it
>>3220201but u idenity as chilean, how could you tell?
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>>3220209the only reason i identify as chilean is so that i can shitfling more effectively against south american people
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>>3220207in canada dr pepper is distributed by pepsi so i'll never truly be able to try this combo
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>>3220225i mostly just shitfling against argentianians since i hate them
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>>3220228answer me nigger, how could you tell?
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>>3220232idk man its a softdrink
it's alright but i like coke and dr pepper more
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>>3220209>ive never had root beer what is it >It's insidious- just like the Federation.^https://youtu.be/3bskhLaJYd8I am thinking root pepper has the best ring to it though I also got chat gpt to generate some other names after I gave it 2 examples of possible names (dr beer & root pepper)
>Dr. Root Cherry<Cherry Root Pepper^Vanilla Pepper Brew>Barq Pepper Cherry<Doctor Root Vanilla^Cherry Vanilla Brew>Pepper Barrel Cherry<Root Cherry Doctor^Dr. Beer (classic chaos)>Root Pepper<Pepperq's^Barq Pepper>Dr. Barq Cherry<Cherry Doc Brew^Vanilla Pepper Pop>Barq's Remedy<Doctor Barq's Unlicensed Practice^Cherry Root Malpractice>Vanilla Pepper Surgery<Barq's & Pepper: Forbidden Blend>The Root of All Pepper<Dr. Barq's Cherry Anomaly^Vanilla Cherry Biohazard>Carbonated Experiment #23<Crimson Root^Velvet Pepper Brew>Black Cherry Barrel<Midnight Root Doctor^Cherry Ember Cola>Vanilla Noir BrewCrimson Root & Vanilla Noir go pretty hard tho damm
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>>3220242chile has one of the highest coca cola consumption rates in the world.
Only being beaten by mexibraps americans and argentianians
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>>3220250Repper
Reppy Cola
Raper Cola
Rape Beer
Dr Root
Rootin and Pepper
Dr Rape
, how could you tell?
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>>3220256rape beer and dr rape are the jartycolas
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>>3220260>>3220261AI Lost.
, how could you tell?
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>>3220263AI one since it kills shitskins and makes gemmy giga videos
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>>3220269WON* GOD I AM ESL
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Reppey Beer sounds more sharty-adjacent , how could you tell?
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>>3220253ok i lied chile isnt even that high up on the list
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>>3220279High sugar intake isnt something to brag about bro…, how could you tell?
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>>3220288chile beats argentina ONCE AGAIN
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>>3220290in canada we call it pop
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>>3220300>in canada we call it pop>dr pepper pop cherryGEG
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>>3220290geg gem
, how could you tell?
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>>3220307do you think dr pepper is a sisa woman?
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>>3220294Per capita sweatie.
>>3220310meds sugar is le bad and dentists le good
>>3220312Garfield really be gooning to sodas now, jsid
, how could you tell?
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>>3220313If you stuck yo wee wee inside a soda can it would get all cut up
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>>3220316i do this, how could you tell?
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OYYYY GARIFLED GARFIELD OYYYYYYYY, how could you tell?
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send it to me on email , how could you tell?
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>>3220312>do you think dr pepper is a sisa woman?possibly
>>3220313>Garfield really be gooning to sodas now, jsiddoes garfield really GEG?
>>3220319DOGTOES I saw that before you deleted it
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>>3220324brimstone coal from the depths of AI slop hell
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>>3220324i dont like 3d wompas DELETE IT IM LEAKING, how could you tell?
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>>3220324i dont goon. and i would NEVER goon to a top tier soda
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i make my own lemonade , how could you tell?
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>>3220344heavenly
lemon
sugar
soda
Hngnhhhhhh
, how could you tell?
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>>3220345aussiebvll is a sugarslvtta
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>>3220349i try not to doe its bad for you.
>>3220353OYYYY
OYYYYYYY
ITS TOO REALISTIC
, how could you tell?
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>>3220358kys groomer, how could you tell?
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>>3220365how the fuck am i a groomer.
If anything im being groomed by the dr pepper SISA
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>>3220367it should be wholesome not sexy.
>>3220372i meant kys gooner
, how could you tell?
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>>3220386somephono is into this, how could you tell?
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>>3220391geg do nusoicacas really?
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>>3220386even im not into this
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dom mommy simp faggot shit is shitskin-coded jardee brimstone., how could you tell?
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>>3220398tsmt.
although most women are taller then me so i look like a faggot whenever i try and talk to one
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>>32204015,5…
son…, how could you tell?
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>>3220395before I turn off my computer I must announce that dr pepper is the most aryan soda of them all (root beer is more celtic)
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>>3220406even doe iron brew is celtix
goodbye , how could you tell?
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>>3220404some women like that probably
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>>3220409not the types which are trad and christpilled. i will tell you that.
, how could you tell?
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>>3220412oh :(
that probably makes sense seeing as nofoido wants to talk to me except weird alt girls
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>>3220416only pooners seem to like me
polimps?, how could you tell?
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>>3220419i've met one pooner before and she was ok
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nofoido likes me :(
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>>3220422if i was a wompa i would, how could you tell?
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i mean i do now but yk platonic , how could you tell?
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>>3220424awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>3220422Foids chain men down with they're principals,its better ti be lonely but free rather then together with restrictions
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>>3220427not if a chain them down literally and rape them
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>>3220428Its too garfieldpilled…., how could you tell?
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>>3220432rape is bad btw i was joking
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>>3220434moralGQD i kneel, how could you tell?
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>>3220428>>3220434I ALMOST wanted to say that garfield finnaly dropped a truthnuke.. whatever
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>>3220438Its too kazakhpilled…….., how could you tell?
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>>3220438i have to stick to my morals im sorry
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>>3220441hello, how could you tell?
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>>3220465im eating italian food ama, how could you tell?
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>>3220468yummy what is it?
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>>3220468Phoneposting does lionfield literalwho approve of your authentic Italian cuisine?
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>>3220486Book of literal woos? who are all these people? its impossible to find anyone in here!
>>3220484idk
its got noodles in it , how could you tell?
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>>3220495yummy i love noodles
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>>3220495https://youtube.com/shorts/7_zxWezCUUc?si=BIBDscj77U47eVktYouTube shorts is slop but the Italians are funny and Rome was in Italy or something
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>>3220509i fucking hate italian people but the food is pretty bomb
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>>3220503its pasta you bigot
>>3220509who the FUCK watches ts bro ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
, how could you tell?
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>>3220515>i fucking hate italian people butfor what
obsessed braplic, how could you tell?
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>>3220516>who the FUCK watches ts broNot approved
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>>3220518growing up the italian kids were always the most loud, greasey and annoying little shits.
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>>3220531schizo + meds + snopes, how could you tell?
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>>>3220518>growing up the italian kids were always the most loud, greasey and annoying little shits.https://youtube.com/shorts/aP7alFiRBWo?si=kdaMBoQw5E_cjTOTHEY APPROVED THE TVRKPILLED PIZZA GEG
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Do the two Italians of lionfield channel use the jarty? They seem like they're tvrkpilled.
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>>3220536the tvrkpilled pizza seems kinda yummy doe
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once i had pizza with honey on it and it was lowkey amazing
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>>3220545I guess you can't knock it till you try it.
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gross
carbs are for kids , how could you tell?
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>>3220557bro you is not delchaddy knock it off
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>>3220574silence kafir , how could you tell?
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>>3220578i will btfo ALL muzzies
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>>3220557Videos are sometimes worth a geg though
Like this one where they get forced onto their knees and have pizza shoved into their mouths (they don't like pineapple on pizza)
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>>3220589>Like this one where they get forced onto their knees and have pizza shoved into their mouthsDogtos…?
youtube shorts are bad for u btw, how could you tell?
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>>3220569Sry about the bacon in the video I sent
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>>3220594holy meds, how could you tell?
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>>3220593shorts are for goycattle
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i always wear pants
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>>3220603doesnt your brother wear fuggen thigh highs like those troons, how could you tell?
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>>3220609my parents bought him thigh highs for like his 12th birthday no joke
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it might be time to shut it down
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>>3220612what the fuck nigger
WHAT THE FUCK
this is levels of JSID never reached before
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN????//, how could you tell?
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>>3220616even back then i thought this was degenerate
I dont know why my parents would allow this
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>>3220612Nigga what the fuck
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>>3220620shutting it down isnt enough anymore
We have to terminate it
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>>3220618did xhe ask for them
i dont get it , how could you tell?
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>>3220626yeah.
he had this whole ffemboy phase but now he's just a faggot
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>>3220628whats the difference
i dont get it
hes femboy now or then, how could you tell?
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>>3220635now he's just a faggot not a femboy faggot.
He has a bunch of piercings too
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he also is a huge shitlib
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>>3220638ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you are just like wicklow, how could you tell?
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>>3220654marge im not a faggot
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>>3220657i meant
xe has the same situation
, how could you tell?
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>>3220660my brother is a commiepedotroon he's just a retard whom to be neutralized
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>>3220664esl
, how could you tell?
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>>3220904niggabrap47 turned me esl
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>>3220904esl wonned , how could you tell?
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is it 20/80 or 50/50 ratio?