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>One very nassy and coaly day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as schizo, for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE(R)" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.

>To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He used his mother's sodas concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "MYMYYYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from. I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well. Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin. MEDS Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by Big Sproke This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke(R) will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste. SILENCE SCHIZO Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.


>Is Dr. Fapper made of Fanta and Doctor Pepper? That would explain the name. [DO NOT INVESTIGATE]
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>>3220509
i fucking hate italian people but the food is pretty bomb

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>>3220503
its pasta you bigot
>>3220509
who the FUCK watches ts bro 😭😭
, how could you tell?

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>>3220515
>i fucking hate italian people but
for what
obsessed braplic, how could you tell?

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>>3220516
>who the FUCK watches ts bro
Not approved

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>>3220518
growing up the italian kids were always the most loud, greasey and annoying little shits.

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>>3220531
schizo + meds + snopes, how could you tell?

 â„–3220536[Quote]

>>>3220518
>growing up the italian kids were always the most loud, greasey and annoying little shits.
https://youtube.com/shorts/aP7alFiRBWo?si=kdaMBoQw5E_cjTO
THEY APPROVED THE TVRKPILLED PIZZA GEG

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Do the two Italians of lionfield channel use the jarty? They seem like they're tvrkpilled.

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>>3220536
the tvrkpilled pizza seems kinda yummy doe

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once i had pizza with honey on it and it was lowkey amazing

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>>3220545
I guess you can't knock it till you try it.

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gross
carbs are for kids , how could you tell?

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>>3220557
bro you is not delchaddy knock it off

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>>3220559
Delcatty won, how could you tell?

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>>3220569
i say this

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>>3220574
silence kafir , how could you tell?

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>>3220578
i will btfo ALL muzzies

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>>3220557
Videos are sometimes worth a geg though
Like this one where they get forced onto their knees and have pizza shoved into their mouths (they don't like pineapple on pizza)

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>>3220589
>Like this one where they get forced onto their knees and have pizza shoved into their mouths
Dogtos…?

youtube shorts are bad for u btw, how could you tell?

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>>3220569
Sry about the bacon in the video I sent

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>>3220593
Yeah agreed

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>>3220594
holy meds, how could you tell?

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>>3220593
shorts are for goycattle

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i always wear pants

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>>3220603
doesnt your brother wear fuggen thigh highs like those troons, how could you tell?

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>>3220609
Doctoes

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>>3220609
my parents bought him thigh highs for like his 12th birthday no joke

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it might be time to shut it down

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>>3220612
what the fuck nigger
WHAT THE FUCK
this is levels of JSID never reached before
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN????//, how could you tell?

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>>3220616
even back then i thought this was degenerate

I dont know why my parents would allow this

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>>3220612
Nigga what the fuck

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>>3220620
shutting it down isnt enough anymore

We have to terminate it

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>>3220618
did xhe ask for them
i dont get it , how could you tell?

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>>3220626
yeah.

he had this whole ffemboy phase but now he's just a faggot

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>>3220628
Dogtos

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>>3220628
whats the difference
i dont get it
hes femboy now or then, how could you tell?

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>>3220635
now he's just a faggot not a femboy faggot.

He has a bunch of piercings too

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he also is a huge shitlib

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>>3220638
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you are just like wicklow, how could you tell?

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>>3220654
marge im not a faggot

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>>3220657
i meant
xe has the same situation
, how could you tell?

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>>3220660
my brother is a commiepedotroon he's just a retard whom to be neutralized

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>>3220664
i meant NOT

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>>3220664
esl
, how could you tell?

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>>3220695
Esl gods

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>>3220904
niggabrap47 turned me esl

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>>3220904
esl wonned , how could you tell?

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iim a time traveller, how could you tell?

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is it 20/80 or 50/50 ratio?



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