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Putting soccer balls on the street so when kids pick it up or kick it they explode
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>>2815161thats called booby trap
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>>2815161do this in favellas in brapzil
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I want a big fluffy moth that will live as long as I do
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I mean they quite literally tried to invent the gay bomb, I don't think any of us can come up with something that's much more retarded than the strats that some actual military generals have thought up
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When a city is sieged and their people starve. Drop Crates that says "food" but its actually poison
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I already said this one but bombs that disperse glass dust or asbestos.
Also bullets with ridges like a harpoon so theyre hard to remove
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>Giving niggers fake dollar bills so they go to jail
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>>2815194Canada already basically did this with grenades stuffed in cans of beans
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A gun disguised as a beer bottle or beverage
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>>2815221CIA probably cooked up like 50 things like this trying to kill Castro geg
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>>2815224Literally just have a guy run up to him and shoot him
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A timed bomb that detonate in a randomly tick from 12-148 hour aftre it drop.
People won't be able to return home till it explode and you can kill them in the street
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>>2815229This one is good
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>>2815226I'm telling you, the actual military has us thoroughly out-retarded on this shit geg
>>2815229Already basically standard terrorist fare, follow up the initial attack with another to hit the first responders and anyone else trying to help
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R4pe machines
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>>2815228Gold how do i make nu sncapedia articles im gonna make one for the candian
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Riot water cannons but they shoot pepper spray or oil / lube to make people slippery
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>>2815245allready did one
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>>2815244>>2815248Oh I have to make you auto confirmed
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>>2815244>lube cannons to make people slippery diddy blud ahh
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>>2815228>>2815226Seriously though, the attempts on Castro are a goldmine for shit like this. They tried insane shit like contaminating his diving suit with TB and rigging a seashell to explode in one of his favorite diving spots. The funniest thing is that a lot of them actually came surprisingly close to working but someone pussied out at the last second.
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>>2815250im an automoderated user, from which part of the 'ki can i make a nu page?
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>>2815235I am talking about a massive drop amount if these.
Like 100.
People won't be able to return home and you can snipe them
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>>2815272Yeah, the point was basically just that we're probably not going to actually come up with anything truly new here geg
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>>2815264Type a search term like "Shrimps" and try looking for it, or any term that doesn't exist. It will say it doesn't exist and ask you if you want to create one
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>>2815281No we will
Just use your imagination
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>>2815300There was a genuine plan to dose Hitler with estrogen to make his mustache fall out and make him less aggressive. The military has way more time and money being put into retarded shit than we ever will
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>>2815322OP said invent new strats, this one already exists geg
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>>2815322Canada already did this
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Disarm all militaries around the world, dump all weapons (including small pocket knifes) into space and force every military fight by throwing shit at each other
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>>2815322Just carpet bomb them and drop glass dust bombs, agent orange, napalm all on the same city etc.. then shell the city
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Strategy 2: The Rapekrieg Doctrine
>Invade enemy country
>massacre the men
>Mass-rape the women, literally all of them until they're pregnant. Not like in WW2 where it was done on each man's own accord, like as in literally ordered to do so.
>Illegalize abortions, murder anybody who gets them illegally
Within 1-2 generations that area's entire ethnic and regional identity will be eroded to the point that a revolt will be far less likely, although not guaranteed.
bonus points: it also prevents any chances of organized resistance forming since all the men will be gone
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>grab a glass bottle
>put an explosive in it
> tie a pin to a wire and tie the wire to the doorknob or make a trip wire
>someone comes in
>bottle explodes sending glass shards everywhere
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>>2815343This is more or less just a more extreme version of how Rome absorbed the people it conquered tbh
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>>2815355Nigga idk do I look like rambo to you
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Just put some Moistpepper porn and jerk off
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A bomb that sends out a pulse that makes people stop believing in subjective morality.
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>>2815371>Moistpepper pornI don't know if you are autistic or a serial killer in development.
Either way I like you
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>>2815367isnt Russia currently doing something like this?
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>>2815367OP said *NEW* strats, not what the kikes have already been doing for years geg
>>2815374Close enough in concept to the gay bomb imo
>>2815371Don't know who the fuck moistpepper is but dropping porn pamphlets on the enemy is something that's been done geg
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A biochemical bomb that makes everybody a gay indian (hyper production of melanin in the skin and extreme bowel movements so they shit everywhere)
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>record sounds of women screaming/babies crying and such
>play them at night
>someone comes to check
>shoot them
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>>2815393Done already, so many times
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>>2815393That's actually done by criminals in amuttica a lot
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>>2815390Just another reflavored gay bomb geg
>>2815393I'm pretty sure tigers literally do this, don't even need to look at military history for that, just nature
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>>2815396>>2815395God damn it I can't think of anything original
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>>2815399>Just another reflavored gay bomb gegYou can say that but making people indian AND gay is a fate worse than death itself.
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>>2815401That's what I've been trying to say, the government has us out-retarded by miles on this sort of thing geg
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>>2815406Yeah but I wouldn't consider it original enough to be considered a new concept
>>2815408You could argue that that's basically why the Scots wore kilts. Hell, the Pictish went into battle wearing nothing but body paint
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>carry bunch of bamboo seeds
>everytime you occupy a theory you plant them in a specific pattern
>few days pass and they'll start growing tall, resembling a labyrinth
>when enemy decides to counterattack they get led here where you set up bunch of traps, dead ends and stuff only you know about
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Putting mustard gas bombs and poison inside of baby products to annihilate the birth rate and leave only the funko pop hoarding soyboys
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>>2815420Not bad, but it's basically just the entire design philosophy of medieval castles recreated with bamboo so I hesitate to call it completely new
>>2815422Nestle already did that to nigger babies in africa
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>>2815427True but this one is portable
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>>2815440Additional downside: a molotov counters the entire thing geg
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>>2815448Fuck I didn't consider the fire
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>>2815441what do you phonos think about this? its perfect.
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>>2815453It's basically just the goal of every cult on a grander scale. Not particularly original
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>>2815455okay lets hear YOUR suggestions then mister zhukov.
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Fentanyl grenade that dispreses fent dust everywhere to clear rooms
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>>2815156 (OP)The human flesh can be broken down into peotein isolate. The fat can be turned into biodiesel through the use of methanol and sodium hydroxide. The flesh can be turned into a meat isolate can be done through a pre-digestion process. The only material we would require enzymes from either cultures or enzyme-rich fruits like papaya or pineapple. If the surplus of flesh is large enough, active charcoal or diatomaceous earth can be partially used to recover the enzymes for later use. Therefore, both enemy and allied casualties can serve as fuel for diesel engines and rations if there is a pre-planned industrial complex to keep things going. Plus, the taste of the protein isolate will lose it's flavour and odor for the most part, and will turn bitter. It would keep the loss of morale to a minimum, especially if the source of the protein isolate is kept vague.
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>>2815458I know enough about this shit to know I can't out-stupid the government. Anything effective enough to actually matter has basically been thought of already, and that's honestly okay geg
>>2815470Pretty sure TheRussianBadger already did a bit about this, though I think it was less "grenade" and more "yeet the bag into a ceiling fan"
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Already I thing but we should bring back using tunnels to go behind enemy positions more
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>>2815441Muhammad did this and it worked it should work again
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conscript everybaldi and send them in a mass offensive
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>>2815473Can't say I've specifically heard this combo in this much detail before, but mass cannibalism shows up at least once in Chinese military history so I also can't call it completely original
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>>2815473Also considering this is basically just Soylent Green, even if it hasn't been done in reality, the concept isn't new
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>>2815476The shockwaves would cause it to collaose if you cannot deploy support colums fast enough. The pressure from the surface blasts are more problenatic, since there is no air for the shock to dissipate.
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>>2815486They probably have eaten the flesh by itself. The fact that it is a supplement and concealing the fact that it is human isolate would reduce the psychological effects.
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>>2815367Third Reich did this with Belgians btw.
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>>2815476This is only doable in a low intensity war in third world countries because of exactly what the Turk said
>>2815492 . Constant artillery and explosions like for example in ukraine would just collapse them. ISIS used this tactic in citiss Syria/Iraq to dig under buildings and collapse them easily, maybe this is easier in cities because sewer systems and maintenance tunnels are already there.
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>pick a 3rd world shithole you want to invade
>place a puppet in their government
>have that puppet cimb the ranks and spew nationalist bullshit
>while he's spewing agenda against your country you're gonna tell your people that these guys are heartless and dangerous
>make your people hate the others while your puppet is making those others indian nationalist level of delusional
>invest in military meanwhile, don't let the public know about it
>2-3 years stage an accident that'd get the people enraged
>declare war on the shithole
>the mole, now a trusted member will say how this is gonna be a short military operation and how the president should invest in short term victory.
>due to these niggers being retarded 3rd worldists they'll belive in
>drag out thr battle until their supply is weak
>launch an all out attack afterwards
>your men, seeing these people as monsters won't have any problem carrying out whatever order you want no matter how fucked up
>siege the capital quickly
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>>2815563nigga isnt this iraq
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Raiding israel with a massive ground invasion with 250-500k toyota pickup trucks in the dead of night
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Anti nuclear fusion ray that absorbs all the radiation
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>>2815492Marge didnt quote ban turks how do you have the flag
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Smear VX inside of the hair drier that your target uses. VX is a liquid at room tenperature, meaning if the dosage is small enough, it can specifically kill your target without killing everyone around them.
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>>2815602how are we supposed to nuke israel to enact TKD if they have an anti nuke ray nigga.
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>>2815605i gave sloppy toppy to quote in exchange of him unrangebanning us.
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>>2815607I'll invent it after they get nvked
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>>2815611Stop saying this nigger you are misrepesenting us
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>>2815620Marcika is that you?
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>>2815620Weren't you banned for breaking rule 2 twice?
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>>2815624who the marge
>>2815626no i didnt what the fuck i dont namefag
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Remote bullet
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>>2815624Just a foid on xitter that larps as a Croatian eco-fascist.
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>>2815655Definitely been thought of before geg
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A weapon that makes people want to send me money in the form of bitcoin
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poop bombs
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>>2815156 (OP)Putting hundreds of nuclear warheads on orbit just above your enemies. And a few hundreds of fakes. They all should be able to go out of orbit and maneuver just a bit and when the time comes, you make nvkes rain on your nemesis.
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>>2815807Definitely been thought of, it's why the treaty to share space for scientific purposes exists, because there's basically zero fucking counter to that and whoever builds it first wins forever