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 β„–2815156[View All][1][2][Quote]

ITT we try inventing imaginary military strategies or weapons.
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 β„–2815420[Quote]

>carry bunch of bamboo seeds
>everytime you occupy a theory you plant them in a specific pattern
>few days pass and they'll start growing tall, resembling a labyrinth
>when enemy decides to counterattack they get led here where you set up bunch of traps, dead ends and stuff only you know about

 β„–2815422[Quote]

Putting mustard gas bombs and poison inside of baby products to annihilate the birth rate and leave only the funko pop hoarding soyboys

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>>2815420
Not bad, but it's basically just the entire design philosophy of medieval castles recreated with bamboo so I hesitate to call it completely new

>>2815422
Nestle already did that to nigger babies in africa

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>>2815427
True but this one is portable

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>make a relegius sect worse than pisslam and judaism combined
>shill it to retarded untouched tribes on turd world countries.
>Give them tons of food and water and let them multiply
>They teach your jartycuck relegion to their offsprings.
>Declare yourself god.
>March your big nigger army to the capital of the country
>make them eat the current leader alive
>give yourself the crown
Ezpz

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>>2815408
Do this

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>>2815440
Additional downside: a molotov counters the entire thing geg

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>>2815448
Fuck I didn't consider the fire

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>>2815441
what do you phonos think about this? its perfect.

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>>2815453
It's basically just the goal of every cult on a grander scale. Not particularly original

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>>2815455
okay lets hear YOUR suggestions then mister zhukov.

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Fentanyl grenade that dispreses fent dust everywhere to clear rooms

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>>2815156 (OP)
The human flesh can be broken down into peotein isolate. The fat can be turned into biodiesel through the use of methanol and sodium hydroxide. The flesh can be turned into a meat isolate can be done through a pre-digestion process. The only material we would require enzymes from either cultures or enzyme-rich fruits like papaya or pineapple. If the surplus of flesh is large enough, active charcoal or diatomaceous earth can be partially used to recover the enzymes for later use. Therefore, both enemy and allied casualties can serve as fuel for diesel engines and rations if there is a pre-planned industrial complex to keep things going. Plus, the taste of the protein isolate will lose it's flavour and odor for the most part, and will turn bitter. It would keep the loss of morale to a minimum, especially if the source of the protein isolate is kept vague.

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>>2815458
I know enough about this shit to know I can't out-stupid the government. Anything effective enough to actually matter has basically been thought of already, and that's honestly okay geg

>>2815470
Pretty sure TheRussianBadger already did a bit about this, though I think it was less "grenade" and more "yeet the bag into a ceiling fan"

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Already I thing but we should bring back using tunnels to go behind enemy positions more

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>>2815441
Muhammad did this and it worked it should work again

 β„–2815481[Quote]

conscript everybaldi and send them in a mass offensive

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>>2815473
Can't say I've specifically heard this combo in this much detail before, but mass cannibalism shows up at least once in Chinese military history so I also can't call it completely original

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>>2815473
Also considering this is basically just Soylent Green, even if it hasn't been done in reality, the concept isn't new

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>>2815476
The shockwaves would cause it to collaose if you cannot deploy support colums fast enough. The pressure from the surface blasts are more problenatic, since there is no air for the shock to dissipate.

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>>2815486
They probably have eaten the flesh by itself. The fact that it is a supplement and concealing the fact that it is human isolate would reduce the psychological effects.

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>>2815367
Third Reich did this with Belgians btw.

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>>2815476
This is only doable in a low intensity war in third world countries because of exactly what the Turk said >>2815492 . Constant artillery and explosions like for example in ukraine would just collapse them. ISIS used this tactic in citiss Syria/Iraq to dig under buildings and collapse them easily, maybe this is easier in cities because sewer systems and maintenance tunnels are already there.

 β„–2815563[Quote]

>pick a 3rd world shithole you want to invade
>place a puppet in their government
>have that puppet cimb the ranks and spew nationalist bullshit
>while he's spewing agenda against your country you're gonna tell your people that these guys are heartless and dangerous
>make your people hate the others while your puppet is making those others indian nationalist level of delusional
>invest in military meanwhile, don't let the public know about it
>2-3 years stage an accident that'd get the people enraged
>declare war on the shithole
>the mole, now a trusted member will say how this is gonna be a short military operation and how the president should invest in short term victory.
>due to these niggers being retarded 3rd worldists they'll belive in
>drag out thr battle until their supply is weak
>launch an all out attack afterwards
>your men, seeing these people as monsters won't have any problem carrying out whatever order you want no matter how fucked up
>siege the capital quickly

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>>2815563
nigga isnt this iraq

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Raiding israel with a massive ground invasion with 250-500k toyota pickup trucks in the dead of night

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Anti nuclear fusion ray that absorbs all the radiation

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>>2815492
Marge didnt quote ban turks how do you have the flag

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Smear VX inside of the hair drier that your target uses. VX is a liquid at room tenperature, meaning if the dosage is small enough, it can specifically kill your target without killing everyone around them.

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>>2815602
how are we supposed to nuke israel to enact TKD if they have an anti nuke ray nigga.

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>>2815605
i gave sloppy toppy to quote in exchange of him unrangebanning us.

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>>2815563
Superjew

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>>2815607
I'll invent it after they get nvked

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>>>2815607 (You)
>I'll invent it after they get nvked

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>>2815611
Stop saying this nigger you are misrepesenting us

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>>2815620
Marcika is that you?

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>>2815620
Weren't you banned for breaking rule 2 twice?

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>>2815605
you can't get rid of turkroaches

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>>2815624
who the marge
>>2815626
no i didnt what the fuck i dont namefag

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>>2815629
no arrow

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>>2815605
>Marge

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Remote bullet

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>>2815637
>marge

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>>2815624
Just a foid on xitter that larps as a Croatian eco-fascist.

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>>2815655
Definitely been thought of before geg

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A weapon that makes people want to send me money in the form of bitcoin

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what weapons?

 β„–2815737[Quote]

poop bombs

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>>2815156 (OP)
Putting hundreds of nuclear warheads on orbit just above your enemies. And a few hundreds of fakes. They all should be able to go out of orbit and maneuver just a bit and when the time comes, you make nvkes rain on your nemesis.

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>>2815807
Definitely been thought of, it's why the treaty to share space for scientific purposes exists, because there's basically zero fucking counter to that and whoever builds it first wins forever



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