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Which aliexpress underwear should I buy? Any recs?

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GEG WTF

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>>2430326
imagine you are about to have sex and when you take off your pants your girlfriend sees this

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>>2430346
geg this or in public gym/work

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The slavix mind is way too complex

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My dna test results are in

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>>2430378
Is that the iron cross

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>>2430382
stupid retarded nigger

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>>2430317 (OP)
We all know this is the REAL UNDERWEAR that REAL MEAN wear.

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>>2430382
tunibubus…

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>GEG WTF
buy this it might make your girlfriend laugh

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>>>2430317 (You) (OP)
>We all know this is the REAL UNDERWEAR that REAL MEAN wear.

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its not hard to put your own images onto fabric

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>its not hard to put your own images onto fabric

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>>2430385
Geeeeeg

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>>2430415
i need advice xista

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>>>2430383
>Yes?

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GEG why is a chinese teen sellig on aliexpress https://pl.aliexpress.com/item/1005008554419549.html

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>>2430420
with what

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>>2430425
is it print to order neutralplier

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>>2430435
i wanna hop on retatrutide but i'm pretty sure my parents will chimp out if i do what should i do
>>2430437
no nigga they have a warehouse full of wholesome soyjak pants

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>>2430437
no they have a warehouse of 300,000 of these sitting around

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Turkish ass underpants

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>>2430442
>>2430440
i am amazed neutralplier
usually this stuff is print to order coal because nobody really ever buys these kinds of underwear

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>>2430440
Go to your gp, remwmber to bring every paper that includes your medical history. Ask your gp about the thing, say that calorie counting brings you emotional distress. they will tell you do bloodwork and take your measurements then refer you to an endocrinologist

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Idk how the protocol for ozempic and shit looks like, but i think there shouldn't be any issues. I have a wompa friend that is lazy like you and she is on ozempic prescribed by xer doctor (germany)

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>>2430545
>>2430537
i could get ozempic prescribed privately and my parents might be ok with that (they're insane RW schizos) but i wanna go on retatrutide grey market if i can since cheaper + more effective

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>>2430553
>more effective
nigga if i shill random supplements on sharty would you believe me and buy every single thing? always use something that's well tested, in poland for example supplements are not tested at all and you can put cow dung straight from india in your ashwagandaniggerretraglutide mix and you will not suffer any consequences.

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Mankini

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also how was that effectiveness measured exactly? by posting pictures of pepo who may also have been on roids and other interesting shit while in calorie deficit? you realize that pepo shilling their dumbass shit on the greymarket do not post every single photo of their client, they only choose people who look good. just go to your gp, collect as much information about your health as you can, mention emotional distress and ask about ozempic and that other thing.

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>>2430556
retatrutide is in phase 3 clinical trials that are going extremely well xista it's going to be launched in like 2027

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>>2430562
by eli lilly

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>>2430564
literally who?
>>2430563
then wait nigga? why are you buying stuff made by indians in their kitchen? maybe hop on dinitrophenol too? just go to your gp with your latest blood tests, check your hormones (you will probably be refered to an endocrinologist) just follow the usual regime nigga stop wasting your time

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>>2430567
>literally who?
idk just some random ass billion dollar pharmaceutical company
>then wait nigga? why are you buying stuff made by indians in their kitchen? maybe hop on dinitrophenol too? just go to your gp with your latest blood tests, check your hormones (you will probably be refered to an endocrinologist) just follow the usual regime nigga stop wasting your time
oh my god nigga why are you chimping out over this

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>>2430570
Y don't u just go to a doctor for 'zempic

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>>2430570
because I do not want pepo, even someone like you, to hurt themselves. just ask your gp

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or maybe even participate in some clinical trials

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>>2430572
ozempic is worse than retatrutide and i can't get it in person since i'm not obese
>>2430573
it doesn't hurt people xista nobody has died from reta
>>2430574
i'm not fat enough and they've stopped doing them for reta because they're ready to launch

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>>2430576
Kek, nusois aren't clinically obese,
JSID

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google "uk clinical trials" and maybe you can find something for weight loss
>>2430576
then just wait you lazybrap and sell your deep fryer
>>2430576
goto your gp and ask for the available treatment options, ask them to refer you to an endocrinologist too. stop eyeballing random drugs nusoi

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>>2430576
I was in a steroid 'gram chat and niggas we're talking about taking reta before ozempic was even a thing

I don't doubt the safety profile

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>>2430581
Y not tho

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>>2430584
>>2430582
If you are on a cycle and you do not even make money by whoring yourself out/competing/shilling supplements on insta then you are plain retarded.

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>>2430581
no nigga, i have to go get it from like https://onlinedoctor.asda.com/uk/wegovy.html because i'm not obese so i need to lie about being obese

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>>2430590
Yeah, if you take roids for funsies you are kinda stupid

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>>2430576
>having to take drugs because you're a slave to gluttony
Actual subhuman animal.

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>>2430596
retatrutide is aryan drug

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>>2430591
niggaaaaaaaaa visit your gp, if you were my patient i would just lock you in a cage with a water bowl and no food, your weight loss would be spectacular
>>2430596
I am hoping a good gp would just refer xim for blood tests, a psychologist and dietetician and to an endocrinologist. The only drug known to raise your BMR was dinitrophenol, which is still used in bodybuilding but it's incredibly dangerous

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>>2430600
This surely isn't related doebeit

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>>2430600
>Taking drugs because your feminine
Brootal.

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>>2430603
Margerald

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>>2430601
I CANNOT GET OZEMPIC PRESCRIBED FROM MY GP BECAUSE I AM NOT OBESE WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

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>>2430600
>reddit
you are baiting me at this point, maybe really join a random roid shill instagramcord and just buy every drug you see and eyeball the dosage fuark bro dedsrs

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>>2430606
JUST FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL YOU RETARDED PIG

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>>2430608
WHAAAAAAT PROTOCOL

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>>2430607
Do this and also loft weights and also quit the sharty and maybe you can look yourself in the eyes again

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>>2430604
>Margerald

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>>2430610
idk if there are any weight loss protocols for fatty fats like you, but there must be. I know that in dermatology for pepo with psoriasis there are some protocols - if you are using topical steroids for it for more than (dont remember) 1-2 years then you can just stop using them and try newest and more expensive therapies

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>>2430614
bro wat the fuck are you talking about protocols for

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>>2430615
i am a 21 year old man from poland and this is my art

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a protocol is kind of like programming ig
if

if else

o algo geg idk i cannot program

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another example of a protocol, idk what protocols are used in your country, but first you need to make the first step which means going to a gp and doing blood test. they have to follow protocols because gps cannot spend too much money on shit that is not probable

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>>2430626
dude i'm not paying L300 for a blood test

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>>2430646
it's paid??? meds.

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isn't ukie healthcare free

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>>2430674
yeah but they're not gonna give me a blood test for being fat lol they'll just tell me to eat less nigga

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>>2430685
I would that's a bad doctor that has no imagination and no empathy. they will definitely refer you to endocrinologist, or if you are worried they wont then just lie and say "i am low energy, i eat a lot and feel constantly hungry, when i try to follow a diet i start binging, i feel always cold despite having tons of fat, sometimes I feel about taking retarded roids and drugs from strangers on the internet because I hate myself and I am tired of everything, i just wanna be loved. Brutal bp." and I am sure tehey will help you, before you go to your gp, make a folder that contains all your past blood results and hospitalizations/medical history and write down any symptoms that concern you.

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try to ramp up the emotional distress and trying dangerous substances thing, they definitely won't ignore that and if they do then change your gp atp

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>>2430702
i do not feel comfortable lying to people

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>>2430713
then just say the brutalbp i hate myself thing, the psychological aspect.

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>>2430718
i don't hate myself bruh, only part of the shit you said being true is low energy and being cold

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>>>2430718
>i don't hate myself bruh, only part of the shit you said being true is low energy and being cold
brutal

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>>2430722
then say that brappa

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>>2430729
not enough to get a blood test xista this is the UK

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you can also mention that you are worried about your future if oyu keep being fat and sedentary with high fat diet and you have trouble sticking to a diet plan
>>2430731
meds???? in poland I had a free blood test done in october and now november because my first result was bad (elevated level of erythrocytes in urine), so I had to retake the test to confirm that the problem indeed exists. Now i have to come back and discuss the results and I think Iwill be referred for usg or just to a person who treats urinary tract problems

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>>2430739
you do realize poland is richer than the uk nigger

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>>2430740
wait what

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So I was the real 1st worlder richman while my zigger-polix-angloid-vikin euromutt wife was the real shitskin? How can my nigger wife afford a turboexpensive phone then

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>>2430743
the uk is a third world country today and the health service is in a shocking state

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>>2430750
I heard that somefolx just travel to poland to get their health issues fixed because it's cheaper geg. What is your experience with healthcare and gps in the uk then? Did you ask them for help regarding your weight?

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I know poland is shilling some prevention programs which I love to see because prevention is keyed

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>>2430771
idk, i've only ever been once in the past 5 years

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>>2430796
so you were just making shit up? powerful baitxueen.

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>>2430803
wdym xista

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>>2430815
Just go to your GP and report back. mention that you have tried various diets, you are low energy and you always feel cold. Mention other things you think would be useful.

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>>2430826
ok what should i tell the receptionist when i'm booking my appointment nigga? "I'M FAT" really doesn't cut it

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>>2430835
control/worried about your health.

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>>2430851
niggaaaaa that is embarrassing i would rather just shill out the money for ozempic

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>>2430854
How is this embrassing are you retarded? Control check-ups and prevention is the best thing you can do for long-term health. Are you just baiting me because you want somebaldi to worry about you or what

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>>2430862
WE DO NOT HAVE CHECK UPS HERE NIGGER

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you're genuinely pissing me off so much nigger i'm gonna talk to my parents about reta instead

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>>2430863
CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PREVENTION PROGRAMS STOP LYING EVERY COUNTRY HAS THEM

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ok legit just waste your time and potentially brap up your health, hop on every drug and go broke. Mirin bro 😻😻😻😻

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>>2430874
retatrutide is cheaper than nhs prescription fee you dumb fuck

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>>2430868
not in the UK!

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>>2430877
Just do whatever you want and stop baiting me, my girlfriend loves making me worry about her too, one obsessed nigger is enough

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DOOD THIS HECKIN DRUG ABOUT TO LITERALLY HIT THE FUCKING SHELVES IS GONNA HECKIN KILL YOU DOOOOOOOD

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>>2430883
average looksmax user is more qualified to be a physician than you are

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>>2430885
then ask them and other gay instagram roided up male model shills? if you want my attention then legit book a visit to a gp and do evidence based shit instead of eyeballing

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>>2430893
retatrutide is evidence based you stupid nigger, my pajeeta GP will just tell me to go lose weight if i'm worried about being fat, how stupid can you be?

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>>2430896
go to your gp and report back, you have not visited xer in 5 years. This is the same as me saying that your gp will definitely examine every part of your body and interrogate you as if you were the most brooooootal criminal. Just test your "nobody cares about me and my problems" hypothesis

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>>2430908
nigga… why do you think check ups are a thing here. i went because i had a painful UTI, not because i had a checkup due

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>>2430913
I'm not obese you stupid faggot

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>>2430920
why won't you ask your recepionist? legit just call them rn and say that you are worried about your health because you are constantly low energy, feel cold all the time and you cnanot lose weight and you would like to see your GP so xe can assess your health

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>>2430925
no that's humiliating

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Thread tldr?

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>>2430926
yeah you are baiting me just because you want me to worry about you and talk with you, kill yourself

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>>2430929
fat hostile nabubu ragebaiting a polix doctor

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>>2430935
i asked for advice on how to convince my parents to let me use reta not for you to tell me to go see a dietician retard

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>>2430939
Buy a real gun, put it to your temple and go to your parents saying that you will pull a trigger if they won't buy you your copefuel

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>>2430942
why so leaky over retatrutide? why do zogdoctors want people to be fat?

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>>2430945
buy it from your local shill on looksmaxx at this point, I heard mr polar has very good pricing.

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>>2430948
why would i use .org to find a reta source fag



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