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Which aliexpress underwear should I buy? Any recs?
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isn't ukie healthcare free

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>>2430674
yeah but they're not gonna give me a blood test for being fat lol they'll just tell me to eat less nigga

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>>2430685
I would that's a bad doctor that has no imagination and no empathy. they will definitely refer you to endocrinologist, or if you are worried they wont then just lie and say "i am low energy, i eat a lot and feel constantly hungry, when i try to follow a diet i start binging, i feel always cold despite having tons of fat, sometimes I feel about taking retarded roids and drugs from strangers on the internet because I hate myself and I am tired of everything, i just wanna be loved. Brutal bp." and I am sure tehey will help you, before you go to your gp, make a folder that contains all your past blood results and hospitalizations/medical history and write down any symptoms that concern you.

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try to ramp up the emotional distress and trying dangerous substances thing, they definitely won't ignore that and if they do then change your gp atp

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>>2430702
i do not feel comfortable lying to people

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>>2430713
then just say the brutalbp i hate myself thing, the psychological aspect.

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>>2430718
i don't hate myself bruh, only part of the shit you said being true is low energy and being cold

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>>>2430718
>i don't hate myself bruh, only part of the shit you said being true is low energy and being cold
brutal

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>>2430722
then say that brappa

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>>2430729
not enough to get a blood test xista this is the UK

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you can also mention that you are worried about your future if oyu keep being fat and sedentary with high fat diet and you have trouble sticking to a diet plan
>>2430731
meds???? in poland I had a free blood test done in october and now november because my first result was bad (elevated level of erythrocytes in urine), so I had to retake the test to confirm that the problem indeed exists. Now i have to come back and discuss the results and I think Iwill be referred for usg or just to a person who treats urinary tract problems

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>>2430739
you do realize poland is richer than the uk nigger

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>>2430740
wait what

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So I was the real 1st worlder richman while my zigger-polix-angloid-vikin euromutt wife was the real shitskin? How can my nigger wife afford a turboexpensive phone then

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>>2430743
the uk is a third world country today and the health service is in a shocking state

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>>2430750
I heard that somefolx just travel to poland to get their health issues fixed because it's cheaper geg. What is your experience with healthcare and gps in the uk then? Did you ask them for help regarding your weight?

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I know poland is shilling some prevention programs which I love to see because prevention is keyed

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>>2430771
idk, i've only ever been once in the past 5 years

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>>2430796
so you were just making shit up? powerful baitxueen.

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>>2430803
wdym xista

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>>2430815
Just go to your GP and report back. mention that you have tried various diets, you are low energy and you always feel cold. Mention other things you think would be useful.

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>>2430826
ok what should i tell the receptionist when i'm booking my appointment nigga? "I'M FAT" really doesn't cut it

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>>2430835
control/worried about your health.

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>>2430851
niggaaaaa that is embarrassing i would rather just shill out the money for ozempic

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>>2430854
How is this embrassing are you retarded? Control check-ups and prevention is the best thing you can do for long-term health. Are you just baiting me because you want somebaldi to worry about you or what

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>>2430862
WE DO NOT HAVE CHECK UPS HERE NIGGER

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you're genuinely pissing me off so much nigger i'm gonna talk to my parents about reta instead

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>>2430863
CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PREVENTION PROGRAMS STOP LYING EVERY COUNTRY HAS THEM

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ok legit just waste your time and potentially brap up your health, hop on every drug and go broke. Mirin bro 😻😻😻😻

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>>2430874
retatrutide is cheaper than nhs prescription fee you dumb fuck

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>>2430868
not in the UK!

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>>2430877
Just do whatever you want and stop baiting me, my girlfriend loves making me worry about her too, one obsessed nigger is enough

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DOOD THIS HECKIN DRUG ABOUT TO LITERALLY HIT THE FUCKING SHELVES IS GONNA HECKIN KILL YOU DOOOOOOOD

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>>2430883
average looksmax user is more qualified to be a physician than you are

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>>2430885
then ask them and other gay instagram roided up male model shills? if you want my attention then legit book a visit to a gp and do evidence based shit instead of eyeballing

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>>2430893
retatrutide is evidence based you stupid nigger, my pajeeta GP will just tell me to go lose weight if i'm worried about being fat, how stupid can you be?

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>>2430896
go to your gp and report back, you have not visited xer in 5 years. This is the same as me saying that your gp will definitely examine every part of your body and interrogate you as if you were the most brooooootal criminal. Just test your "nobody cares about me and my problems" hypothesis

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>>2430908
nigga… why do you think check ups are a thing here. i went because i had a painful UTI, not because i had a checkup due

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>>2430913
I'm not obese you stupid faggot

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>>2430920
why won't you ask your recepionist? legit just call them rn and say that you are worried about your health because you are constantly low energy, feel cold all the time and you cnanot lose weight and you would like to see your GP so xe can assess your health

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>>2430925
no that's humiliating

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Thread tldr?

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>>2430926
yeah you are baiting me just because you want me to worry about you and talk with you, kill yourself

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>>2430929
fat hostile nabubu ragebaiting a polix doctor

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>>2430935
i asked for advice on how to convince my parents to let me use reta not for you to tell me to go see a dietician retard

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>>2430939
Buy a real gun, put it to your temple and go to your parents saying that you will pull a trigger if they won't buy you your copefuel

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>>2430942
why so leaky over retatrutide? why do zogdoctors want people to be fat?

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>>2430945
buy it from your local shill on looksmaxx at this point, I heard mr polar has very good pricing.

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>>2430948
why would i use .org to find a reta source fag



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