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help me >or something

i'm at stage 2 of tooning out, what's the best way to stop myself from becoming a troon
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soytan god soytan is so rapeable
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/soy/ needs to be +18 deport all the nutoddlers to /qa/
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Trans Pride🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
It's PRIDE MONTH!! HOORAY!!! and I wanted to highlight some of the multiple individual pride flags and identities. Obviously I won't be able to touch on all of them, but celebrating the diversity of pride is important! 🫶🏳️‍🌈

The LGBTQIA+ community encompasses many sexual orientations AND gender identities. The term transgender is a large umbrella label that covers multiple gender identities that do not align with the sex registered to them at birth. (For contrast cisgender means gender identity corresponds with the sex registered for them at birth) Transgender is also distinctly different from sexual orientation, as transgender people can identify as any or no sexual orientation.

The trans flag was created in 1999 by trans woman Monica Helms and is one of the most recognizable pride flags to this day. 🩵Blue represents masculinity. 🩷Pink represents feminity 🤍White represents those who are intersex, non-binary, or in transition.

💪@findingfeatherslacquer … "Balance Bond Base Coat"

🏳️‍⚧️ @colorclubnaillacquer … "French Tips"

🏳️‍⚧️ @holotaco … "Cyantific" "What Do You Pink?" "Menchie the Cat" "Frostlight" "Red Licorice" "Orange Drink" "Lemon Sucker" "Green Taffy" "Blue Freezie" "Purple Slushie" "Rainbow Snow" "Everything Taco"

🏳️‍⚧️ @pluslifelacquer … "Extra Fizz"

💪 @glistenandglow1 🐐Quick Dry Top Coat🐐

🖌 Freehand
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All the threads are coal or shit nobody gives about
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I ate burger king yesterday, it was good. I had a big king XXL and angry fries and 7 wings.
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aSsd thing blvlod in bet gbimss
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5555

'plier win
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I tried to have sex but my johnson wouldn't get hard, even tho I always get boners all the time. I think I have porn induced sexual dysfunction.
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i've been playing mario kart wii for almost 10 hours straight today
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how do I get my mom to have sex with me?
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I was browsing the 'ru and found this 'plier gem. Suprised I've never seen it
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How did I wind up here
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Mark Edward Fischbasch Thread
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>You look like a bot.
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I'm need my plussy and thrussy and bussy ate and need gock feeding
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Fuck this shit world
>kids getting groomed into troonshit on shitcord and cutting off their genitals and nobody cares
>white people dying on both sides in ukraine and nothing changing
>price of everything doubled since the plandmemic
>my bbc strap on dildo still hasnt arrived even doe amazon said it would only take 2 weeks and its been almost four
How the fuck am I meant to cope??
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Dead board KEEEEEEEEEEK
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move this to >>>/plier/
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niggers
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marge
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Discord Server Question

Hey, I was just wondering if there was a disord server I could join?
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What if kamala harris and donald trump ran a train on joe biden while rfk jr stroked his clîtty
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Can anyone list the 15 signs of being a raisinskin child and can anyone tell me if it's better than being a retard
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i dont wanna go to school tomorrow
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when was the last time u took a bath

me 10-ish days (i think.)
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soon, pliersisters.
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dead nigger of a board
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It's just a matter of pride but that's all i got left
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why soyjaks doe
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I think troons ruined Futaporn
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I wanna fuck my friends mom so bad
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holy fuck im so horny for rainbow dash
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test
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test
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I have a story for yall I live in a predominantly somali community but due to some weird stuff our neighborhood is on a district line so majority of us go to the ghetto school and a tiny minority of us go to the white suburban school So theres a hot Somali girl thats raised by a very religious family like almost ISIS level Islam. No music, no tv and no books other than Quran but nonetheless they allowed her to go to public school for some reason. And this girl would tell her family that she stays after school for tutoring and homework help but in actuality was having a fling with some white guy. And one day I stayed after school to make up a chemistry test and while walking out to the parking lot I noticed the girl was giggling and being very touchy with the guy and I took a picture of it. Showed the picture to my parents for laughs and my mom sent it to local neighborhood whatsapp group chat. Then things start going downhill. The girl isn't seen in the school for a few days and im guessing the white guy got worried and reported it to the school. The school did wellness checkup on the family and would you know it the house was empty.Two years later I find out shes in Ethiopia married to some 65 yr old priest and has 2 kids. One picture and I ruined this girls lives 'teens
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I fucked up /soy/
My girlfriend is now a size queen and infatuated with johnson. And huge dicks in general.

>be me

>having a enjoyable and exciting sex life wiry my girlfriend
>we're slowly opening up to each other and exploring one another's kinks
>things hit a tiny bit of a wall. Our current style wasn't doing it for either if us
>begin to slightly worry. I don't want to lose her
>Start wondering if she'll eventually get bored. She's hot, half asian half white and she play vidya a lot
>consider having a mmf threesome
>convince myself that if two guys give her attention at once she'll be shocked at how open I am to allowing another guy go do her
>may get her to say "wow I'm lucky to have a bf like anon. He doesn't mind having a threesome where another guy fucks me too"
>discuss this. Get the green light. Begin searching for clean, relatively hung guys to partake. Also need to be attractive obviously
>I have a flash of brilliance
>Her family are Japanese and White
>She's never had or even seen a dark cock in her life
>Her parents probably also forbade her from mixing with black men
>If I let her fuck a black guy, she won't get attached
>Boy was I wrong…
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another pegging porn orgasm
I feel so disgusted
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b-baka!
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cobbess sexy
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nigger
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talk thread

/plier/ won albeit
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skbidi
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plier dump thread

dump your pliers here to increase pph and to archive them for easy access
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What's this board for?

This, or this?
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i keep staying up too late because my sleep schedule is fucked and i keep watching horror video compilations, and get really paranoid and scared
<reddit space
the worst part is i cant go to sleep afterwards because my sleep schedule is fucked
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Just took a god awful stinking shit after yesterday's diarrhea disaster
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why do ppl degrading me turn me on so much. like especially if they say “stupid bitch” or something like that it makes me so horny
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Cant fucking stop gooning to soytan. Fuck. Its kinda unbeliavable, actually. I brush off any kind of porn or hentai if it doesnt include soytan in some form. I have lost all will to have normal female interaction and/or going outside. I'd rather much goon to a poorly drawn picture of soytan's feet than the highest quality porn or sex. Just… HNNNNGGGHHH!! Anyone TSMT? What can I do to satisfy my degenerate urges? Maybe I can pay a foid on the 'fe to dress up as soytan and let me suck her toes and we can roleplay? What do 'eens?
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plierbros…are we back?
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Who's coming?
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i have been having dreams about being femdommed by touhou characters almost every night ever since i was 13
was i EPI'd?
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Actual aryan
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johnson won
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post markiplieralds itt <3
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awwww~ did my little baby have a tough day today? It's ok baby come to mommy and let her make you feel better~ come lay down next to mommy~mmm baby your so warm~ hmm? does it feel good to be held in mommies arms?~ yeah? <3~ i knew it would make you feel better~ your mommies good little boy and whenever your feeling down i'll make you feel better~ always~ <3 i promise you~ your ok now baby just let mommy hold you~ your everything to me~ i love you so much you don't even know <3
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he won btw
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i goon to this
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america won btw
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i wonder when the soyim will realize we have taken over their precious /plier/ board and made it our own
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niggers
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i watched the US presidental debates with my mom and ate popcorn
i hate ice cream afterwards and stayed up till 3am
i think biden won btw
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Shit nobody cares about
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having a tiny penis (anything below 6 inches) is a sign you'll become a tranny in the next 5 years I've seen hundreds of tranny penises all of them were tiny besides like two
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i cant breathe nigga
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is making devlogs besides blogs allowed?
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Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
*it's so fricking good*
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being drosy and tired on the sharty is so weird (my meds make me tired btw thanks dr soyberg or something of that caliber)(
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>sharty is barely loading
>booru is more slow than ever
>booru only returns a white screen most of the time
>wiki is still down after well over 24 hours
nuadmin can you do your job already
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>sharty is barely loading
>booru is more slow than ever
>booru only returns a white screen most of the time
>wiki is still down after well over 24 hours
nuadmin can you do your job already
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>sharty is barely loading
>booru is more slow than ever
>booru only returns a white screen most of the time
>wiki is still down after well over 24 hours
nuadmin can you do your job already
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>sharty is barely loading
>booru is more slow than ever
>booru only returns a white screen most of the time
>wiki is still down after well over 24 hours
nuadmin can you do your job already
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'plier
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drinking fucking rules
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Trannies ruined futa porn
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>Be me
>Listening to sissy hypno as usual for 3 hours while bouncing on my dildo
>Finish and clean up, put everything away
>Start listening to music while browsing the sharty
>Hungry, so get a snack from the kitchen with my wireless headphones still on
>Parents are silent, my headphones go silent as I walk away
>Realize that the audio telling me to become a girl and take hrt was playing on full blast from my speakers, not my headphones
>I'mfucked.png

What do I do???
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test
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I'm a feminine male but uh not that kinda feminine male or the other kind… the type of nigga that tells you he loves you and the type of nigga that enjoys house cleaning, laundry and cooking. Also I like touching my butt
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anyone else get sexually aroused at the thought of petting dinosaurs? or is this just an autistic sensory thing
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I make jokes about killing myself to my """friend""" group every day and yet not once have they questioned it evendoe I feel like I make it obvious I actually want to kill myself.
Today some foid joked about putting a charging cord around her neck and hanging herself, and my """friends""" were all like "oh no dont do it" "are you ok *name?*" Basically thinking like she was serious when it was obvious she was fucking joking by the large ass grin on her face.
fml
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just clicked on open new tab
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i can't take it. even fucking tv woman from skibidi toilet gives a boner
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weed makes me too horny. if i go outside and a women does literally anything even audibly breathing i almost cum in my pants
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dxm and weed tonight
then tomorrow i go outside and make women feel uncomfortable and maybe travel to an area far from my house and fill up a bag in a supermarket and walk out without paying idk
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I want to doxx my teacher and post her info here because she targets me and treats me like a child even doe I do my work. She hates me for no reason.
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Thank You.

This board helps me fall asleep @ night.
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did this site make anyone else really self-conscious about their race? im mostly west/southern slavic with various european/mediterranean genes making up the rest. In real life pretty much anyone who isn't vantablack can be considered white, but my brown eyes black hair and the yellow-red tint to my skin is weighing down my mental quite a bit more than i feel is reasonable. Often when i find myself preforming even just slightly above average i subconsciously blame my non-whiteness for holding me back. how do i cope with this?
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I think imageboards are overrated, even though I sometimes enjoy imageboards, I prefer forums where you recognize everyone over the vast sea of anonymous posters given by imageboards (namefagging and avatarfagging on imageboards is le bad though)
Your opinion ?
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i know this site is all about transphobia or what not, but…
i really like this
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'teens is a 15 year old and a 13 year old being together ok?
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I am going to eat, what my fellow gayrope teens ate tonight ?
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dead board
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All I need right now is a loving relationship with another trans girl Is that too much to ask?
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>DNB is banned ←- You are here
>DN is banned
>Doxxing is banned
>Raiding is banned
>Slurs are banned
>Transphobia is banned
It's a slippery slope
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plier
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the fat bitch in my class is eating cheetos geg. yesterday xe had a soda. I hate living in fatmuttamerica (new israel) (also new africa) (new mexico also)
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Today is the, good day
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6 orgasms in 5 hours
I feel like I'm gonna throw up
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i got some streetpasses!
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hey guys
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just gooned my Jonson to dino Jonson, AMA
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i took a shit just about 10 minutes ago and i feel great
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market pliers
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I'm going to wiz out in two years. How do I find a busty SISA to avoid that fate even doe I don't care if I do wiz out?
>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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This is worser than antimatter, this board is such a dust nigger brimstone im going insane and i want to kill myself, this board is cognitohazard no one shall see these horrors beyond their comprehension, this is even worser than p, this will doom our generation of teens as we know it, theres no escape its too late already we can only pray to our lord root that he will stop this doomsday. This may end one day however its already gonna kill all of us by these brimstones they post on here, the doomsday clock had hit all time high due to this board, the root cannot stop this probably even tho we will pray he will not answer us as he knows it is already to late for us and will only watch us, its over, this is hell, this will cause even 4cuck to help us defeat this board and other boards also from how coal this is. but to no avail, the all united forces will be just consumed by this brimstone board, its over, we shall start panicking nothing will save us not even root or jesus the kvz, this board shall be called the "Doomsday hole" due to this killing the sharty in matter of days, the doomsday of the sharty hit the zero…
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I'm going to France
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hey guys
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I had sex with a gay beaner
From the creators of the original I had sex with a gay nigger trilogy
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is it easier to get laid with chocolate women?
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best sites to contact and fuck with hot trannys (no boobs)?
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This site unironically gave me a fetish for bbć and sissy hypno. Fml
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i want to cuddle with indo
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Did you know that the romans LITERALLY had a futa goddess?? By definition trans girls and femboys are aryan and white
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I'm now misogynistic to the point where I prefer trannies to women It's a problem
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You fucking bitch
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I need a girlfriend so i don't waste my entire summer shut in my room for the 18th year in a row.
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my internal organs are collapsing
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i want to commit suicide
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having only one eye is good for you
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my life has been on a downward spiral ever since i started using this site, i dont think these two are connected tho
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I had sex with a gay nigger
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i know im a faggpt for posting this but im actually so fucked, 8 weeks left of school and failing every class. all i do is sit on my computer and eat goyslop. i've become everything i shlt on and hate. current plan is to play a few more games and end it, is there any other way to recover?
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does anybody want to be friends? i'm lonely
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… hey.
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can we do a neutralplier dump thread
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How do I find a role model? Everyone that I know of irl (including family) and online are people that I look down on, I look down on myself as well, but on a much lesser extent. I feel like I'm my own role model
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Did you know that the romans LITERALLY had a futa goddess?? By definition trans girls and femboys are aryan and white
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I'm having choccy milk rn
anyone have a choccy milk plier
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How do I get rid of acne?
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Comfy in my bed
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the recent massacre in Russia and the Ukraine war is a massive psyop to get people to feel sympathy for slavics
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<404 not found
Do you have any friends? Why not give it to them if not your family may enjoy it but if they don’t just throw it away no need to feel bad I mean you made it right? And the school probably throws away more food than you know
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markiplier
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>Moved to >>>/plier/4635.
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i'm tired of life
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my bbc addiction has been getting worse

I used to masturbate to new frootist order and to the imagery of white women killing their own kids to make place for new black ones. But lately I been watching more and more Asian with BBC and Latina with BBC and even cute little caucasoid East African girls getting railed by subhuman Animal Niggers. I dont want to see white people go extinct anymore. I want the entire Planet to get BLACKED!!! Just imagine the paradise we would live in once our BLACK GODS take over the World and end useless inferior small dicked races. Makes my little white cock cum
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I don't know why, but mexican women are drawn to me or something. All of the women who I could clearly see had a crush on me were mexican, and they're always so cute but I never do anything. I'm a 5'6 blonde haired anglo with green eyes btw and I have a kind and quiet personality, but I honestly don't know my personality because I don't speak to anyone anymore

>reddit space


Ask me anything
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All ytbois need to be given hrt and clitty cages so they can appease their BBC gods
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what autistic interests did you have when you were a child

I was obsessed with undertale AUs
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yeah im leaving this shit site its deterioating my mental health, and all i keep seeing nowadays is "bbc this" "spades that" and other boring beaten to death cliche bullshit that i totally havent seen before, Goodbye guys but i will say one thing nice and end it on a positive note, the admins were really cool to me, Froot and I had our arguments but nonetheless we've gotten along well, Doll was awesome, Root was funny and keyed, and Soot was boring but reliable, and the raids were honestly the funniest aspect of the site and its a shame we dont do them as much nowadays, Safe travels 'teens, until next time
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Rape is le good only if done by black men on white females
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Cute trans anal railing thread
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does anybody want to be friends? i'm kinda lonely. i have no friends irl and hardly any online ones
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If you could vote in the USA, who would you vote? I would vote bernie to piss off chvdcels and to get free healthcare.
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soytan turned into a futa and creampied my plierbooty AMA
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I had a dream that Froot replaced this board with /jacksepticeye/
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are we allowed to blogpost again i really dont remember the rules
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trans rights

trans rights
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my chud friend: did you hear what they're doing out there? they're KILLING white people, trying to erase our white race!
me: (gets a boner) uhhh um oh no thats really bad or something i guess
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Why does my tap water taste sweet and of the core of a cabbage?
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I love roleplaying with ai
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I love roleplaying with ai
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I love roleplaying with ai
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SHARTY SEXUALITY POLL
https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0AW69Gyo

We'll see how this turns out…. aceGODS rise up
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i'm out of sugar ?️?️?️
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Is rape better when she’s crying or out of tears
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theres an STD pandemic thats been going on for years now and normalfags dont seem to care
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Playing through Pokemon White 2 again
Here’s my team, about to fight Clay
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um erm i thought my steam profile was private but apparently my friends can still see all the games I own, and so today my irl friend asked me at school why did he see 3 porn games when he checked my profile
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i wanna get a part-time job but im nervous I will fuck everything up. I'm a spoiled 18yo with no life or job experience
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I have 0 friends currently

>1 of them got arrested
>2 of them moved
>another one left with his girlfriend cause he got her pregnant
How do I cope?
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Sexual intercourse is aryan
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how do I fix eyebags
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Aryan extinction is aryan becuse having sex is jewish and for niggers.
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i don't think i can do this anymore
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what would you do if a gay classmate was lusting over you
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am i a faggot for finding some guys attractive? most of them i dont but i have seen some exceptions
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ITT post racebait and BLACKED content
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How do I convince my belgian friend to fuck a nigger in front of me
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teens…
My crush just rejected me
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itt get me to kill myself
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is soybooru really a viable and reliable archive of soyjaks?
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my shithole school just blocked the sharty and territorial io on my computer honestly fuck them we dont learn anything useful here its just a glorified daycare and leftoid propaganda center
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hi
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i'm going to stop gooning starting now, this is a real 'plier blog post not spam, please dont delete doll. what should i expect in the first few days of goon withdrawal?
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I have severe bronchitis and I’m coughing my lungs out
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there is someone at my school named thomas but they call him messi he touches girls alot and hes probaly a rapist
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transheart
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Have any of you 'plierbros ever written a reply to something, then right before you click submit, you remember that this site is half bait?
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i got bullied today in school in a class and the class is the same for my physical education and i have it tomorrow. this shit retarded
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WHAT
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KILL YOURSELVES NEUTRALNIGGERS
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blinking
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wading around the swamp for frogs and fish and shit to shove up my ass salamanders anything that will fit goes im shoving fist fulls of mud up my ass im getting so big and round and pregnant
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nigger nigger nigger
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Is it true that nobody here has every seen one of these IRL?
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I fucking hate women. Like unironically. I want my future to be drunk and with myself beating a wife that I blackmailed into marrying me
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Hey guys
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had to focus on other things for a few days but i came out to all of my partners as a literal fakegirl (non-binary femboi malegirl who transitioned as kink and is staying on E to feminise himself and be a better trap) and got some much needed cock and ball worship from another fakegirl partner who's detransitioning with me the same way i am!!!! we spent a day cuddling and touching each other's cocks and letting our malehood and faggotry consume us and i swear i felt him suck more of my soul out of my throbbing faggot dick,, accepting myself as an empty bimbo boi is so nice and i'm losing myself to the pleasure fully <3333 i'm a male, even if i'm a failed male, and i'm so so so happy that my partners all encouraged me to detransition and come out as a fakegirl <3
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is it me or are shiny rocks better at communicating than humans?
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>Be me, home alone for the next 3 hours
>Go sissy, try having a sissygasm with new dildo
>New dildo is big, long, black, and that soft outer with hard core
>Sissygasm unsuccessful
>See this webm in a previous thread, get horny but dont want to do anal anymore
>Just start sucking while getting lost in AI voice
>Double handed glarkglark* while trying to get this thing in my throat
>focus on breathing
>Notice the ticking
>Oh, my breathing
>Sinking down, it slips in my throat
>Still hear the ticking
>Oh right, my breathing
>Notice the picture, girls sucking dick
>Notice my mouth
>Notice how im breathing
>In and Out, in time with the ticking, in time with the music
>Back to my breathing, and back to the feeling of what's in my mouth, now "RELAX"
>Dont even feel a climax, just like if I lost a small breath, dildo is all the way in my throat
>Look down at my semi soft dick oozing jizz on the floor
>Try stroking it to actually get an orgasm but too soft, just squeeze out what I can
>"Good girl… That wasn't your first time, was it?"
>Look down at my mess, glossy dildo, and hear "You did SO WELL!, That was fun"
>Post-nut shame sets in hard as I hear an AI voice teel me how I just got fooled into doing what I did

>Couldn't get hard for 3 days, and mad cause here I am looking for similar posts
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i wish i was feeling like gooning off right now, i have nothing better to do
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i accidentally updated windows when experimenting different methods to disable auto-update
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Jasmine from Pokemon is the only reason I haven't killed myself
Because if I was dead I could no longer OMGSISA over her (but NOT masturbate because that's coal)
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i want to kill myself
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Where should i order a torah to burn
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i want to kill myself
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i want to kill myself
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i want to kill myself
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i want to kill myself
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I'm brown can I become aryan?
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is it just plier or can i post other jaks here

uhm i don’t like neutralplier but i wanna do my personal blog. do i HAVE to use plier…
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i just busted a nut
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Should i consider roids like tenbolone? i'm not getting buff despite working out
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can toon plier be our board mascot
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i like to believe im normal when browsing the party but im not really, im no better than the 'cord
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What are your fetishes?
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Just finished my furry femdom goon sesh
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Angeleno is just another low-energy sleazebag hellbent on destroying this website. With him partially at the helm, we will never be great again.
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planning to fuck my local black bull and fight for the collapse of my bussy
what are some good makeshift dildos? I need to train my bussy
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someone cheer me up plz
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how the fuck do i get blacked
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/blogpost general/

post about your day!
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All of my underwear is really old and loose so I have to feel my cute dick and ass bounce around whenever I walk. In gym everyone sees my dick too
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my clitty keeps leaking like a faucet. maybe i should wear diapers
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After a lot of thinking I’ve realized I’m not part of the LGBTQ+ community, I’m just a silly little boykisser. You see, I’m not gay I just love boys and boysmell and kissing boys, and when I think of boys I get all excited. It’s entirely different, I’m just silly wacky little boykisser who loves cutie patooties, it’s completely different I swear.
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Woke up to shards of glass stuck in my chest
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Motivational 'plier thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SJywvgaJEI
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Hoarding all the niggerweed in town. Get rekt, liberals.
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My bibisi itches could you please tickle it for me pls… nya
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y
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jakworld plier on the 'log
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how do i grow a massive ass and thighs as a man without becoming fat or transitioning?
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Rhythm games are cool
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watch some ao oni
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i wanna have a lot of gay anal sex as a cute twink femboy bottom but then I remember that anal incontinence and STDs are a thing and I just lose interest
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Wikiplier joins the chat

The inclusion of Wikipedia Plier within our team heralds a forthcoming era of blogposting characterized by exceptional grammatical prowess. Prepare for a remarkable linguistic endeavor.
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uhh bros?
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I like to observe others and note interesting things about them
I should make like a funny powerpoint presentation on the notable ones
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My favourite 'plier
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>/soy/ is covered with pliers
Yep, issa PLIERGOD win.
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School is in 5 hours and I've got a German exam as the first class. I'm also at the very front desk. I'm actually panicking how do i cheat
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I just find it funny over the fact that Alex from minecraft has to get blacked raw by Steve just to repopulate the world.
Mind you Alex was added in 2014. Microsoft bought Minecraft back in 2014 as well. What a coincidence huh? Microsoft. Alex. Blacked. Jews. Bill Gates. Child's game. Connect the dots
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why does kids on youtube and tiktok watches south park
do they really understands what it even is?
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Is listening to nazi music and lifting weights a good idea
I can't even feel my arms anymore
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denial and conflicts

i use der' cord for contact with mutuals and information for niche things but i also use the sharty regularly, i respect the culture here and don't post coal, am i an exception amongst a sea of troons and 'p spammers?
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My dog Teddy has a deep passion for licking peanut butter off my BBC

I'm Tyrone, a strong and determined guy admired for my power. However, amidst the hustle and bustle of my life, there's a loyal companion who witnesses a unique side of me, Teddy, my Golden Retriever. He's a mischievous, yet incredibly lovable furry friend, and he has this peculiar habit of licking peanut butter off my BBC.

One day, snacking on peanut butter, Teddy noticed and couldn't resist. I let him taste it, and he joyfully went wild. Since then, whenever I had peanut butter, he eagerly awaited his turn for its creamy delight. It became our little tradition, a moment of happiness and connection.

Seeing Teddy excitement taught me an important lesson: In the midst of life's challenges, it's the simple things, and the love of a dog, that reminds us of our vulnerability. Teddy's passion for licking peanut butter off my BBC taught me that strength encompasses more than just toughness, it embraces the tender moments and meaningful connections we forge.

In the face of challengers on my path, Teddy's memory resides within my heart reminding me to value the little pleasures, draw strength from vulnerability, and cherish the special bonds we form with those who truly understands us.
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I love cp (control point in tf2)
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I've been making the same jokes for a year and I've lost like 4 friends I hate this websites so much
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how did this jak get associated with blogposting?
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Even though my life is kinda shit, I feel okay. But I don’t think that this will last for long… I hope to get out of this soon enough.
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I'm gonna play a spongebob slender clone game.
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is it gay or bisexual to sniff your feet
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What if nate sucked lain's bbc
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is grilled kambing a tranny?
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which jarboy variants are gem?
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um guys whats a esl
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how do i improve self control
when i dont want to do something i get a headache about constantly battling my mind to not do it because if i do it it will most likely hurt me
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first day back from school today
somebody poured a whole water bottle into my bag and drenched a bunch of my books and shit
I hate this world
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slowest time of day award
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Budgie board
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We are men alone
We stay at home
Until our women set us free
We are men alone
Close to the phone
Oh, what a lonely way to be

How do you do, to do me in?
Is that the way you're feminine?
Gone with the wind, I will be soon
Living in an empty silent room
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What do you goon to?
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nothing is gonna be ok is it
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can someone tell me the story of undertale
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>Moved to >>>/plier/3326.
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sage

sage
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Why does this board exist is it just to kill off 'plier threads????????
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New 0pph board dropped.
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Yep

I haven't showered in a year
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goodbye, shinny, for a second time
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gem
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I would suck a BBC for maybe like three hundred bucks lol thats good ass money most people would do it i think
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how do i get a british trans gf?
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Sum yall niggas got no pussy in high school n it shows
weird ass band kids fr
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stop handing out awards for every minor thing
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Merle lost
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fuck liberals
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Don't mind me, I'm just jogging to page 40.
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I feel fucking amazing and am weirdly optimistic. My first day of school was utterly blissful and I secured an opportunity to goon in the bathroom (it was to Ongezellig MLP Omori fartflation). It was only after the fact that I jizzed all over my SpongeBob underwear I realized that people were cheering me on. I accomplish every gooner goal I set. I can't wait to go home and goon to Lucky Star. Just kiss me.
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I feel fucking amazing and am weirdly optimistic. My first day of school was utterly blissful and I secured an opportunity to goon in the bathroom (it was to Ongezellig MLP Omori fartflation). It was only after the fact that I jizzed all over my SpongeBob underwear I realized that people were cheering me on. I accomplish every gooner goal I set. I can't wait to go home and goon to Lucky Star. Just kiss me.
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I feel like absolute shit and am weirdly angry. My first day of school was utterly awful and I fumbled a great chance to bond with my crush (I watched her hysterically cry on the floor in a room we were alone in and didn't comfort her or make a single sound because I was too busy wondering whether doing so would make me look like a weirdo). It was only after the fact that I apologized for not comforting and ecouraging her when she was down and started to cry in front of her like a sissy, making her feel guilty in the process. I screw up everything I do. I can't wait to go to sleep in the evening. Just kill me.
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edge or just nut
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I've had the same 100$ phone for 2 years
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I have to go to school in under an hour fuck it feels like I'm suffocating
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I have school in 4 hours what do I do
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>I'll go back to school tomorrow
>I'll go back to being bullied
I hate everything
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I am a racist.
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>Moved to >>>/plier/1.
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that one woah-jack
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Andolozitz et arabitz

Contra la fe de Crist garnitz
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is it normal for my clitty to go into my pelvis instead of out as a whytboi?
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My classmate has a queen of spade tattoo
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sometimes I pronounce nueturelplier as nutruel piller
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I was the pioneer of BBC neutralplier posts
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Itt: post neutralpliers
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I exclusively get my political, moral and religious views from the sharty
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i haven't been to school in 4 months and I go back tomorrow. Should I kms?
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Stop moving threads to /plier/. Netralplier is sharty culture and belongs on /soy/. Also, jannies are trannies
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>why i delete things? well you see son, it all started with the jewish people, when they declared war upon white people by deleting our cocks…. and then i was tasked with the greatest task anyone could face, moderating the soyjak website….. i took an oath that day, an oath to defeat the jews… that is why we delete son… that is why.
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How hard is it to turn niggers into juice? Could you take out the nasty fried chicken taste and replace it with artificial watermelon or something? You would literally be eating the souls of niggers, you could probably live forever after that or something
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have you ever actually, unironically, seriously experienced clitty leakage? I have but I will not disclose the cause
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When I get a wife I don't want sex. I just want a cute wife that loves me and hugs me and will never fight me. Vaginas are gross btw but I will still sexo for sons but that's it
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I used to post /pol/ bait here during summer
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We bvilt this clitty out of cock and balls
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Why do super fine,fit women always go for niggers?
I was told for years that only fat,ugly white girls go for niggers.
In reality the creme de la creme of the white race's women are flocking to niggers.
This shit is depressing af but it's the unfortunate reality…
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I can’t get hard without thinking of bbc. When I fuck my pawg girlfriend (she has no idea I’m addicyed to bbc) I have to close my eyes and think of how much better black guys would fuck her. I think about how big black cocks would stretch her little pussy and full it with cum, cum I would have to clean out of her pussy and swallow. I keep losing my erecting during sex because I know she could be getting bigger and better, and I should just be watching from the corner. I mentioned I had a friend years ago who was 6’4” Big black guy and her first response was “oh? Sounds hot”. So I might try to sprinkle in more clues to see if she’s the bbc/new frootist order slut I know she is. Before me she’s been with black guys and she’s talked about how her fantasy is to be DP’d. She’s such a good slut I love her but I’d love to see her be a good slut for bbc, like she was meant to be.
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how do I induce vomiting I really need it right now I ate too much sugar and I need to throw it out
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if i would be raped, i would be happy somebody finds me attractive
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How many girls have you guys kissed
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what is the worst embarrasment you have ever faced? for myself mom once caught me jacking it to overwatch porn i was so fucking down after that…. i dropped my towel and it showed by penor inside a homebuilt jerk off device, i must have came at least three times by then so it was SOAKED full of juice, it was the absolute WORST thing i have ever done
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
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MY GF GOT PREGNANT AND SHE WON'T GET RID OF IT
SHE SAID IF I LEAVE HER SHE WILL GET A DNA TEST AND PROVE I'M THE FATHER AND PUT ME ON CHILD SUPPORT
I'm FUCKED
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he won
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What if McDonald's came out with a deep fried bbc corn dog called the McBlackDick made out of 100% severed nigger penis would you eat it
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There is a black bull at your front door
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>What a wonderful life I've had. I have a daughter, another child, a son, I've been retired for a long time, I have a loving wife and a great relationship with my entire family… all at 72!
<I CAST…. PROSTATE CANCER!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>..
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My confession

I am the Burundian pedophile known as Makibû. I've been forcing the Amerimutt meme on /soy/ for over a year because it's funny. AMA.
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I just killed 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people
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niggers are aryan, israel is based MAGA 2024 STOPTHESTEAL COUNTEVERYVOTE #MIGA
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I just rizzed a sisa in the gyatt so hard so she glizzed out of her clussy
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U-uuuuwaaaaaa~ OmO I-I lett my boifwnduu do a cummy cumm in my boipuccccwice~!!!! and he didnt wear a boicondom O/////O a-a–aamm I gonna get fagpreggerss nw?? 3: I is a too young to be a boimotherr >//< cc-c-can I getsies a boibortion OuO c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wuciee? O////< P-Perhaps I c-could offer him my tastyy boimilkkk ~! ;3 o-or m-maybee I'll ask if he will acept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
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Should I let my old friend group know I'm alive?

I went on halloween for the first time in a while to snowball fight a twitch streamer's server and noticed I had a DM from a member of an old friend group I stopped talking to a while ago, asking if I was alive. For context I had a reputation among them as a massive druggie, so they probably think I overdosed or got arrested.
<[FNWO SPACE]
I've been thinking about trolling them by pretending to have been sent to a psych ward due to a psychotic episode, and also pretending to be severely mentally unwell. Any advice on what I should do?
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test
R: 2 / I: 1
How much you wanna bet PewDiePie has a BBC BVLL for his wife
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Sharty really went to shit after DOLL took over. ’p spam, brimstone winter, drama, kuzist revolution and now poopson
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Soyvil war 5 has begun. Jannies are cracking down on dark kuzists
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>Kill yourself obsessed faggot
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so uh I don't really trim my nails and I fingered myself so now I accidently cut the shit (no pun intended) out of my asshole and I've been shitting out blood for a solid 30 minutes. do I tell my parents?
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just fucking end it all now. end it
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your father left you for a reason
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you have nothing
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Have you ever been with a nigga?
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Why don't we just abolish the whole world's military so there won't be any more wars?
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I am making bbc wine

Just harvest some nigger cum and let it ferment for a while. All the semem thickness will go up and the liquid will stay down, just remove the thick slop and then you can drink the protein rich beverage which resembles a little bit of Airag but gemmier. Add spices and honey to flavor it
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if neutral-plier bad, why he so omnipresent?
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Im am need my umbussy ate and tanderized/brutalized by bbc.
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Stories Thread

>Be me
>Go to store
>100/10 latina qt3.14 walks up to me
>>Damn gurl gyatt damn can i get yo number?
>She said
>>How da fuck can a white cracka ass boy satisfy me with they TWP, no thanks!
>End up buying nothing, go home and masturbate to BLACKED furry futa rimjob scat porn.
How the fuck do you talk to women?
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something something about faggotry
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My dog licked my smegma.
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i love the private automobile, it's convenient, cool and comfortable
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We live in a world

Where you are either a bbc BVLL, a white cuckold or a white hotwife
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i wish i could have sex with my bvll
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My tiny black shitskin pecker just retracted into my body and its been 4 days and it hasn't come out? I though we were meant to have big long black dicks guys… you lied… time to inject silicone to feel like a man
R: 1 / I: 0
jerking off to skibidi toilet rn
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What is clitty leakage?
R: 4 / I: 1
wanted to hang out with my bf tomorrow but I have to go to the dentist

Also, I heard that dentists can see if you sucked dick. Is that actually true?
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Remember when a group on 4chan managed to find the room in someone’s house where a flag was based on the position of the sun?

Don’t need to remind me how scary it is.
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No raisinflinging, no baiting, just honesty.
Would you guys accept me if I came out as enby?
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I HATE TRАNNIES SO FUCKING MUCH THEY RUIN ANY DISCUSSION ON THE INTERNET OH MY FAUUUUUUUUUCIIIIIIIII PLEASE BEHEAD EVERY TRОONER
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I hate fundays
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hows the final 40 minutes of 2023 doing for you britian
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I unironically hate good boycels so fucking much, I only use this site because it's slightly funnier than other places on the internet, or maybe I'm just brainrotted into thinking that. Either way if you're an unironic good boy MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Who’s in 2024 already
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when babies of african descent get killed its funny
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hey guys
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Sex is not nearly as amazing and cool as the endless memes, media, and music surrounding it. Fucked a fat bitch like 3 years ago and I just wanted to go home and play fortnite icl. Would rather just jack off
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My Sharty Story

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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WMAF confronted me today, had a main character moment

So this new filipino marketplace just opened up in my city and it was packed, hundreds of filipinos are lining up and I'm super excited. My coworkers were meeting there for lunch but I was running late because I had to work a bit during lunch so they saved me a spot in line. I barely get there in time and hop in line with them and lo and behold the one white dude in the store with his fob asian wife are right behind us. I politely and apologetically say that my coworkers were saving my spot, that we're all eating together. The 5'5 white dude starts confronting me saying I have to get in line even though my coworkers told them I was coming. He gets confrontational, saying shit like "are you serious?" and "you can't fucking do that". This was a super common thing when I was in the Philippines seeing whites complain all the time and act like they're more important than anyone else because of their whiteness. Typically when white people do this, Filipino people will apologize and give in. My coworkers were telling the dude "it's alright" and "relax". I just said "Ano?"("What?" in Filipino) to everything he said, jokingly pretending I don't understand english but at the same time intimidating him(I'm a 6'1 filipino dude). The dude just says "fuck this I'm leaving!" and his fob wife starts cursing too. I say "Seeya, white boy!" and he turns and says "what did you just say to me?!" to which I reply "Ano?". He storms off knowing I could send him to the E.R. with one punch and literally all the Filipinos behind me applaud me saying the white dude was out of line and that they're glad I stood up to him. I apologize to the titos and titas behind me for cutting in line and the titos dab me up telling me it's okay and they're happy to see a Filipino not take the disrespect that guy gave me. Anyways, I just wanted to share what happened today, I feel like most Asian people take so much shit from whites and more people need to stand up to them especially in our own Asian spaces.
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i want to hug and kiss long haired tomgirls
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yo wassup
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created an imageboard

http://neutral.plier.party/
'pliers in every therad

I'm not done with configuring it
I might switch neutral.plier.party to plier.party and vice versa.
For the people that can't access the site, it's probably because I don't have SSL set up right now. I have an SSL, I'm just too lazy to activate it.
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I'm not wearing any pants right now
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I think I'll start keeping a roll of paper towels by my bed instead of going to sleep covered in it
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Steve jobs made the iphone in a fit of twp rage because his wife kept getting BLACKBERRIED.COM
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Thinking of setting up a plierbooru as the 'plierGOD christmas present.
What do you 'plierGODS think?
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I got my hair buzzed too short and now I look like a runaway convict
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bad boy
>bad boy
<bad boy
bad boy
bad boy
bad boy

bad boy
bad boy
bad boy
bad boy
"bad boy"
bad boy
bad boy
bad boy
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I ordered sushi for lunch but I ate too much edamame and now I feel sick
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Soytan.mp4 made my clitty leak
R: 1 / I: 1
sisters… i think my period is starting
R: 1 / I: 0
'Tis the season for us klekiplierbros
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I spent all of 2022 Christmas day gooning to Licorice Candy instead of spending time with my family. Should I do it again?
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merry christmas plierbros
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hi
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>Whats is a Cobussy.
>my husband cobson is so gèmmy
>sex. with cobson.
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tdlr:you will never be a real soyelfker if you don't actively post soyelfs on 4trans
Reminder that the shart'y is inherently useless becuase so'yelfs are made to bait people, if you realize why the s'harty has just devolved into people just people posting so'yelfs becuase they need to (rather than posting so'yelfs becuase they want to) is becuase nobody is getting baited, the only real reason don't just self insert as NAS is basically becuase they want to fit in with everyone else, nobody wants to actually use so'yelfs properly as bait and instead misuse them so they can evade the offtopic rule.
>inb4 jardee
the jarty is literally the same except they scream at the void with soyquotes all day instead of blogposts and self inserts.
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dear janitors, i'm trying to get to >>>/plier/ for a new construction project they have me working on, but all the roads to it are broken! would you please mind moving me there? thanks.
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'plier dump

dumping my 'pliers
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I have nothing to live for
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People talk about you behind your back.
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all spadeson posters are porn addicts
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/plier/ is the best board on the 'arty because I like hearing about people's lives and having conversations more then seeing people quoted with deformed soyelfs. The /plier/ community is the best community on here and our /plier/ friends on >>/soy/ are giftming up the catalog with every post they make.
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Who is Baby Gronk
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WHEN YOU'RE IN OHIO
COULDN'T LOOK YOU IN THE GYATT
JUST LIKE ADIN ROSS
YOUR MEW MAKES ME EDGE
YOU RIZZ LIKE KAI CENAT
IN A SKIBIDI WORLD
I WISH I WAS SIGMA
YOU'RE SO FUCKING SIGMA
BUT IM BABY GRONK
NOT A RIZZLER
WHY THE HELL AM I MEWING HERE
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I'm here, baby.
R: 1 / I: 1
ey lav bee bee sea kurwa I lack may cleeteey ap
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I just lost two subscribers on my youtube channel today
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Listening to some Neutral Milk Hotel right now
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what's the best service to make an actual blog
R: 1 / I: 1
do the shárty, jarty and the 'pond all hate soyzellig.party? if so that's gémmy as fuck
R: 0 / I: 0
can't wait for sunday where we all pretend to be sissies to be owned by Licorice Candy and see fellow cucks from reddit give out their wives for the new santa clausist order
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Jannies, stop deleting my blogposts. You don't know who you're messing with. I'm more powerful than you realize.
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CAPTAIN COAL WON, /PLIER/ WAS HIS IDEA FIRST
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/noforeskin/

Only people that have been circumcised can reply
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Ohio thread in /plier/

the rest is rizzstory frfr no cap
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ZERO PLIER bread
DONT POST PLIERS
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hi
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/soy/ and /qa/ keep saying I'm a bot and despite my tons of requests on /q/ froor still won't fix this so I'm doomed to post on /nate/
help me how do I bypass this please help me help me I'm desperate
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Do you think Kai Cenat will go down in rizztory for being the ultimate rizzler?
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Anyone else remember how to get that forbidden rizz out of Kai Cenats fanum tax?
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My massive gyatt kept on distracting Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk from their mewing lessons
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Baby Gronk just recommended me some gyattercises to get me a level 20 gyatt and to stop Kai Cenat from mewing
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Kai Cenats mewing class forgot to teach me how to hide my massive gyatt
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my level 10 gyatt stopped and made everyone stare while mewing and thinking about Kai Cenat
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Just learned how to increase my gyatt in Kai Cenats mewing class
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Was anyone else down in Ohio with Speed and Kai Cenat while mewing to stop caring about Baby Gronks gyatt
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Do you guys also mew to keep your eyes off of Kai Cenat's massive gyatt
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Anyone else with massive gyatts learn their mewing technique from Baby Gronks mew class