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In a theatrical, bilingual outburst, self-styled leader Donaldo J. Trumpo proclaimed himself president of Venezuela, promising to "make Venezuela El Grande again". His rambling manifesto mixed boasts and insults, pledging more drilling, nonstop fiestas, tacos, mariachi, margaritas, and even himself as DJ.
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The spectacle read as political theater: flashy entertainment masked as policy. As satire, it skewers performative populism and the slipperiness between showmanship and governance.
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>Ola amigos, yo soy seró presidento, el señor Donaldo J. Trumpo. Your ex-presidento señor Maduro is no longer your presidento. He kept talking shit, you know, and fucking around doe, and he ultimately found out doe. Anyway, we're going to make Venezuela Grande again. Mucho grande, el bigger y el better than ever before. We're going to drill baby drill. We're going to have a big beautiful fiesta. All the tacos you want. mucha mariachi, sexy mamasitas, and delicious margaritas. And President Trumpo is going to be el DJ. Okay. Muchas gracias. Muchachos. Let's make el Venezuela grande again. Arriba el Venezuela amigos