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Founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab recently announced the creation of the Schwab Academy, with the objective of "preparing people for the tremendous changes which will be caused from the transformation from the industrial to the intelligent age", it will also probably teach you how to be a heckin' good human being living in your comfy pod while eating your delicious bugs.
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Klaus describes the intelligent age as "based in a combination of many life changing technologies, like AI and quantum computing".
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No further information was given, so there is no date for when this courses start, right now the only thing available is a book titled "Thriving and Leading in the Intelligent Age" written by Schwab himself.

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i support klaus schwab

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>>17868
Feraljak, is that you?

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We all joining ts

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getting a fundamental education in racial science at Schwab Academy

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finally… after all these years… the bug eating academy

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davos…

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>my post made it into the news
Total Me Victory

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I am ready for ze new world order

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>getting educated about the bbc theorem in Schwab Academy

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this is heckin' wholesome

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but i don't want to live in ze pod.. 😢

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Ok but will i be happy with nothing though?

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Teach me how to eat bvgs and to reduce carbon lord schwab

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i'm ready to enroll and go this to eat bugz.

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ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER YOU WILL OWN NOTHING UND BE "HAPPY" ARE YOU READY FUR ZE NEW WORLD ORDER YOU HAVE GIVEN ALL YOUR POWER TO ME ARE YOU READY FUR ZE NEW WOLRD ORDER BECUASE YOUR TO AFRAID TO LIVE FREE

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We should book all seats so he will be forced in a small room with 50 chuds

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>>18016
do this

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We had Tate University and now there's Schwab Academy. What a crazy timeline we live in

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>What a crazy timeline we live in.

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Just wanted to let you all know that I will taking first place in the Advanced Bug Eating class. No one munches creepy crawlers with as much vigor or passion as I do. Owning Nothing Studies is my weak point, however, as I am constantly stockpiling bugs and impossible whoppers for when the bombs drop.

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>but i don't want to live in ze pod.. 😢
Yuo VVILL live in ZE pod O ALGO

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Billions must eat ze bugs

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I legit might sign up



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