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https://kfoxtv.com/news/nation-world/texans-indicted-in-plot-to-invade-island-kill-the-men-use-women-children-as-sex-slaves

Plano β€” Two Texas men are charged in a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs from the Eastern District of Texas.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.

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>>17640 (OP)
Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan.

Weisenburg and Thomas are also charged with production of child pornography in a related count in the indictment.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

This case is being investigated by the FBI, U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations, and Salina Police Department. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Ryan Locker.

A grand jury indictment is not evidence of guilt. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

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Why is y’all crackas so obsessed with us Haitians?

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>>17640 (OP)
<Pacman? More like: HAITI HAS NO REASON TO EXIST

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>>17647
Marge i love Pakistan

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Typical Amerimutt behavior

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haiti is actual niggerhell, theres no industry and the soil isnt good enough to grow anything. Their army is currently preoccupied trying not to get cannibalized by the guy next door. These guy's plan to invade would probably succeed, and then get destroyed by basic economics and their own schizo homeless army.
In order to control Haiti you just have to build a farm that gets nutrients from something other than the soil and have enough goons on payroll to stop the gangs from taking over.

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>Weisenburg

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>>17674
To be fair I'm pretty sure Haiti actually used to have really good soil, but then the French raped the shit out of it by growing nothing but sugar, coffee, and other cash crops for nearly a century, while simultaneously clearcutting half the forests that were protecting the soil from erosion.

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Shit nogringo cares about

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>>17684Fuckin cunts

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>>17647
Haiti shouldn't exist. Those shitskins eat cats over there. Like literal house cats.

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>>17640 (OP)
>using children
OY DOCTOS XE'S A JARTYCUCK OYYYYY

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>>17640 (OP)
Why are no charges for bestiality?

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>>17689
>eating cats. Like literal house cats.

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>>17647
An eternal classic gem

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>>17640 (OP)
Usual suspects

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>>>17647
>eating cats

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>>17647
haven't seen this gem in a good minute

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>>17683
Evendoe xe's probably just a German-American or however the beer bubbles.

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>lets invade a random spic island to kill the men and rape the woman or something

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isnt lord miles going to invade haiti too lmao

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>>17713
marge…

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>>>17674
>To be fair I'm pretty sure Haiti actually used to have really good soil, but then the French raped the shit out of it by growing nothing but sugar, coffee, and other cash crops for nearly a century, while simultaneously clearcutting half the forests that were protecting the soil from erosion.


Nah this is wrong. The soil IS ruined but that was because of the farming practices that happened much later and not due to the French. For example the land kept being divided by each descendant which caused them to over farm a particular piece of land to keep up with expenses and output. They also would not rotate crops, this in turned destroyed the soil. The deforestation happened in the 1950's when there was a larger demand for mahogany.

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>>17649
>kill yourself obsessed burger

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>>17733
human history in a nutshell

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>>17689
>Haiti
>houses
>house cats

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>>17739
Alright, fair enough. From what I understand there are at least SOME efforts to try and unfuck the soil.

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>>17640 (OP)
infographics

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beast mode

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>Plans to invade an island with 87k people with gangs
>The plans implies doing that with half a dozen of homeless men

How someone is so stupid? It's easily one of the most dumb things I have heard.

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>>17674
Lmao. How they were supposed to win against 87k people? That is assuming they would be capable of getting there in the first place.



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