as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.

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SIR NICHOLAS CADO AVOCADO IS STRAIGHT NOW Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 16:36:59 №15341 [Quote]

as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.

Chud 10/05/25 (Sun) 17:18:46 №15346 [Quote]

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>spamming gay porn on the 'log
<umm, nusois, why is there a gay porn on the 'log
^gay porn? Think again.
>Always two steps ahead.

Chud 10/06/25 (Mon) 07:09:02 №15369 [Quote]

>>15346
gem

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 06:35:53 №15406 [Quote]

its nice hes getting his life back on track and he didnt die a fat faggot

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 07:19:28 №15410 [Quote]

an inspiration to all soyteens

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 07:59:45 №15412 [Quote]

dumb hohol becomes straight but doesn’t even choose a white woman

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 08:02:58 №15413 [Quote]

>>15412
she looks as white as him

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 08:14:34 №15414 [Quote]

Congrats avocado

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 09:04:06 №15416 [Quote]

The old 'cado was obliterated by God and a replacement was forged to redeem all men from sin.

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 09:55:45 №15417 [Quote]

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grok what does this mean?

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 11:19:16 №15419 [Quote]

those tits doe

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 11:37:39 №15420 [Quote]

yeeeah, sure thing, faggot with a permanent coinslot that's constantly prolapsing sure is straight, hehe

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 12:53:32 №15422 [Quote]

ogey

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 17:59:48 №15432 [Quote]

>>15416
He lost weight for our sins

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 18:13:59 №15433 [Quote]

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>>15412
>doesnt even choose a white woman
<woman is clearly white
holy schizorald

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 18:51:05 №15436 [Quote]

>>15433
To be fair she looks like a turkroach

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 19:55:24 №15440 [Quote]

‘cado won

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 20:13:50 №15441 [Quote]

Two steps ahead.. he’s always two steps ahead

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 20:24:15 №15442 [Quote]

>>15413
>>15433
she looks latinx/middle eastern, she is brown with heavy make up

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 23:34:33 №15451 [Quote]

>>15341 (OP)
>permanently damages his body by becoming morbidly obese and using prescription drugs to rapidly lose weight
>"two steps ahead"

also, that woman is obviously dating him for clout geg

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 23:36:34 №15452 [Quote]

>>15412
he was straight the entire time, retard. the gay crap with Orlin was part of the act

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 23:37:35 №15453 [Quote]

>>15452
He's not getting colon cancer right?
RIGHT!?

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 23:40:00 №15454 [Quote]

>>15453
AIDs incoming

Chud 10/07/25 (Tue) 23:56:34 №15458 [Quote]

2 STEPS AHEAD

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 05:23:21 №15467 [Quote]

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>>>15341 (OP)
>>permanently damages his body by becoming morbidly obese and using prescription drugs to rapidly lose weight
>>"two steps ahead"
>
>also, that woman is obviously dating him for clout geg
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOO WHERE AM I GONNA GET MY SHARTY GAY PORN GEMMIES NOW???? FUCKING BIGOTED CHUD! GO TWO STEPS BACK SO THAT I CANT SEE YOUR ASSHOLE AGAIN!

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 05:26:19 №15468 [Quote]

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Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 08:41:45 №15473 [Quote]

>>15468
Wouldn’t surprise me Ukranians have a genetic disposition towards nazism

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 09:58:32 №15476 [Quote]

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>>15473
keyed

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 10:31:36 №15478 [Quote]

>>15433
That is a latinx, I am very good at analyzing race based off looks

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 10:35:56 №15479 [Quote]

>>15478
Yeah she definitely is latinx

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 11:21:56 №15480 [Quote]

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>>15468
'cado was spotted in his hometown, Kherson, a few months ago

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 12:38:21 №15484 [Quote]

>>15480
>>15476
>>15473
>Chickens for kfc

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 14:02:29 №15486 [Quote]

>>15484
The nazis hated all slavs to be fair

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 15:23:22 №15489 [Quote]

>>15346
kys big nigger lips spammer

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 15:26:35 №15490 [Quote]

OH NONONONONONONO CADOSOIS WHATS THIS???

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 19:38:13 №15499 [Quote]

nickocado is so back

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 19:38:34 №15500 [Quote]

>>15480
keyed

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 22:33:35 №15502 [Quote]

do you think shes seen the 'slot?

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 22:33:58 №15504 [Quote]

do you think shes seen the 'slot?

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 22:34:14 №15505 [Quote]

do you think shes seen the 'slot?

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 23:45:57 №15507 [Quote]

good for him

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 23:46:53 №15508 [Quote]

imagine being a kid and finding out your own dad used to be a fat faggot that posted a picture of his blownout 'slot along with hundreds of gay porn with some stinky brapxican

Chud 10/08/25 (Wed) 23:52:37 №15509 [Quote]

>>15341 (OP)
So he's bisexual now? K then, also I theorize his new relationship might be a publicity stunt just like with his ex fagfriend.

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 00:24:53 №15511 [Quote]

seca

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 00:44:41 №15512 [Quote]

>>15480
nazikado avokikecado

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 02:21:01 №15541 [Quote]

>>15452
was him getting fucked in the ass by him an act

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 03:21:47 №15545 [Quote]

>>15341 (OP)
I thought he would be in a relationship with Eugenia Cooney

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 07:57:46 №15555 [Quote]

>>15484
>>15486
fell for jewish lies like a retard award
what's next, you're gonna say men can get pregnant? geg

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 09:06:05 №15559 [Quote]

holy shit that woman is so ugly

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 09:09:54 №15561 [Quote]

holy shit that woman is so beautiful

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 13:15:18 №15571 [Quote]

shit nophono cares fan about

Chud 10/09/25 (Thu) 19:45:20 №15586 [Quote]

>>15571
I’m nophono

Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 00:01:43 №15594 [Quote]

He's in pretty good shape and doesn't look all that bad anymore. And his girl isn't a fat brown niggerfoid either, she's a good looking white woman.

Cadobros… Will he start a happy white family?

Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 00:24:34 №15596 [Quote]

so he's a bisexual fag? ok

Chud 10/10/25 (Fri) 02:37:29 №15603 [Quote]

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