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(Technicaply like academically not actually lisetnable or remotely engaging.)

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>>124237
Dude there are several hundred people viewing this thread right now and they can all plainly tell that you have weak cellular membranes and a broken down cerebellum. It's not that everyone but you is crazy and lying about you, get real. You've also basically admitted that you've never even seen a sex tape or jerked to Zappa lol, not even gonna try to refute that are you?

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>>124246
>>>124237
>Dude there are several hundred people viewing this thread right now and they can all plainly tell that you have weak cellular membranes and a broken down cerebellum. It's not that everyone but you is crazy and lying about you, get real. You've also basically admitted that you've never even seen a sex tape or jerked to Zappa lol, not even gonna try to refute that are you?


Bait or mental retardation?

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>>124246
No ive had sex before that's why ive outgrown pretending tonl enjoy randomized dogshit such as frank zappa. I'm guessing this is probably bait though.

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>>124247
Fuck off lol. We can all tell that you're coping. Stop kidding yourself

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>>124249
>>>124247 (You)
>Fuck off lol. We can all tell that you're coping. Stop kidding yourself

I have met only one or two zappa fans in my entire life who didn't seem like they were substantially impaired mentally. It appeals to random quirk chungus type guys. CAN is more refined imo.

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>>124250
You've never even jerked to Zappa, you have no clue what you're talking about lmao

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>>124249
The membrane cell thing is just you trying to tell me im a retard but you listen to Frank Zappa and Dreamthester which mostly appeal to like Chris Chan type guys lol. I think im ok. I can understand intuitive rhythm and melody well enough not to be forced to pretend to enjoy the random funny screeching tile counting shit. I do like magma though,but magma has a sense of mood. Zappa and Dreamtheater do not. The melody and rhythm feel janky unintentionally while Magma sounds "naturally mechanical". Which is the superior way to go if your trying to achieve technical wankery. But thats not the reality end all be all. The end all be all is feeling and emotion.

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>>124251
Yeah because I smoke weed and have seen a woman naked before. This says more about you and also the type of guy who listens to frank ohio generally than me.

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>>124253
I call bullshit. You've never even watched a sex tape dude. We all see through your lies

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If you don't have a real job and have never had sex and the reason thats true is you have a stunted mental state then yeah frank zappa probably has more appeal to you than CAN. Never doubted that.

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>>124254
I don't lol. You're emotionally stunted. Problem solved.

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>>124255
>>124256
At least I don't have free floating mitochondrial jelly lol

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>>124254
>"you've never even watched a sex tape dude"

Nobody else your age finds sex tapes as cool as you do. We've seen them we're just not talking about them. The fact you still call them tapes in current year suggests you're like in your 40s and still thinking this is a flex which is sad. Most people just use porno sites.

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>>124258
Bros old enough to still be watching tapes and still thinks porn is cool. If thats not a sign for mental retardation im not sure what would be. So yeah. You have energy of the type of individual who would enjoy Zappa more than CAN. Nothing that needs proving with that one.

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>>124258
You definetely do haha. You can't keep a coherent thought or understand how to form an argument. Your directionlessness and low attention span help you to "enjoy" zappa.

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Nonsensical screeching that is either bait or mental retardation versus the objective high level musical achievements CAN made.

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>>124262
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>>124259
when's the last time your cells engaged in proper respiration lmao. answer that for us

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>>124263
Sooner than yours did. Spastic meltdown sped phrases. Bro said "I like turtles!" and thought he added to the conversation. You are a fucjing downie. You still think zappa is funny as a grown man. That shit is sad lol. Go work ou yourself.

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>>124263
3D rendered pepe ahh gaming pc quote

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Will how unfunny and unclever you are. Probably explains why yo find the funny screeching random number generator "complex" stuff to have genuine depth. Just because you can add thirty extra notes doesn't mean doing so works or does anything. Its alright sometimes but Zappa had no concept of placement. You probably don't either.

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*wild (im on the middle of doing some yard work might try and go get a security gig with my friend too ig)

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Frank Zappa isn't even music. It's just vine sound effects for Adrian's who don't have a friend group and crack laboubous.

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>>124267
>>124269
You're the one who's so retarded that he thinks cells don't exist lmao. Fuck outta here with that shit

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>>124270
>>124270
When did i ever say or imply that? I just doubted the concept directly tied into the argument (using that very loosely) that you believed/thought you were making. I am aware of cells. I am aware that there are little smaller bits of things that make up your body. I am aware of cells too. I am aware of sperm cells. I just think you're throwing out unrelated or at least very indirectly related concepts in a desperate attempt to seem smart. Mostly because you cannot fully conceptualize my complaints or know enough about music to fully explain hat you like about Zappa relative to CAN. It comes off as nonsensical drivel which has little to no connection to the music.

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>>124270
Literally argument that you're having in your head. I doubted that the cells themselves had thoughts or feelings in the way you're describing or were moving towards particular types of music etc. I think that's quite frankly absurd and says more about your conceptual reasoning than mine. At most maybe chemical emotional reactions but likely not on an individual cellular level. You might be confusing this with religious concepts aswell. Most people don't view cells themselves as sentient.

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Saying they don't directly consciously make decisions for you is different than saying that they "dont exist" though. Like you could believe God doesn't judge you for this or that and still believe in his veauge existence in a sense. Same thing.

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The more complex or organized form of the cells do but the individual cells themselves have no consciousness. Im not doubting that we are cellular structures. Im doubting your basis and concept of human behavior. I'm doubting that they on an individual level are deciding things due to their size and simplicity.

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Basically I think you're oversimplifying the dynamic and also making appeals where "the cells" are just a reflection of whatever you already feel on some sort of quadi spiritual basis with no understanding of how small and simple these individual structures are. Im not doubting that cells exist or that everything around us is made up of them. Im more doubting the legitimacy of this as a factual starting point for art discussion. If you were talking about chemical reactions within the brain that I could understand. But not cells individually. You also have no basis for your assertions about what the "cells" want etc. It feels like im talking to a mentally disabled redditor who latched onto a couple funny phrases from one or two articles. Your description of how the cells tie into your ideas is lacking at best. It just makes you sound like a discord mod not as wildly intelligent as you are thinking. More somebody Jordin Petersans as you call him would make fun of than somebody truly in a position to look down upon him.

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*quasi

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It just sounds like discord administration garbage tbh. It makes no sense lol. It works in your head because you're a massive try hard who's actually retarded.

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Frank Zappa and Dreamtheater are bands people rightfully make fun of you for liking in tbe real world. I garuntee nobody else thought this made sense either.

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Nonsensical gooner retard shit appealing to concepts you barely even understand. The cells are not sentient. The larger structure is. They're not like venom talking to you lmao. No wonder you "like" Frank Zappa.

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Cell Theory not explaining why I should listen to 60s I am a Matian in current year.

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I'm sorry dude im just thinking the cells are more like reacting to each other in a chain of sorts and then those explosions or that energy running through it really "forms" the thoughts but nothing on a smaller level than that would resemble a "thought" as we understand it. I know that's not very scientific. My friend had to explain this theory to me tbf. The shit you were saying was confusing as fuck. I think the overarching idea might have Merritt but I really doubt that the cells themselves are having "thoughts" persay. I think its probably morelike energy being transmitted or explosions on some microscopic level that form into "thoughts" on a larger scale. So not the cells themselves. I know that's probably not consensus but I just have a hard time believing something that small and on such a simple level could in a genuine sense have complex thought patterns. It doesn't sit right with me. Thats what I thought you meant tbh I was just yk confused by the whole concept bro. I'm skeptical. Even like fish don't have complex thought on the same level as a human does so why would a cell?

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If Fish can't conceptualize who Frank Zappa or CAN were why would an individual cell even have an idea of things like sex or philosophy or a measurement of intelligence or personal achievement? I don't think they're really "thinking" on the level we are bro. At least thats just me. Like if a fish can't have an opinion on Frank Zappa or conceptualize what that is or what he was doing. Like I don't think the human cell can do that. Because think about it. The fish is way more complex than an individual cell. It might not be more complex than an entire human,but if a fish can't conceptualize Frank Zappas music or just him as a person fully than an individual cell certainly couldn't. If a cat couldn't conceptualize just the idea of libertarianism or ayn rand how is a individual human cell going to conceptualize a "zappa" or a "CAN"? It's an oversimplified theory. It's lacking nuance. I imagine a small chain of explosions sets off neurological responses which then eventually translate into "thoughts" maybe. But you're not genuinely fucking telling me that your cells told you to listen to Frank Zappa and not CAN. That's retarded.

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I can believe other parts of your body make decisions beyond the brain aswell even. Just not that individual cells are capable of complex enough thought that they would even be able to have a concept of music. Not when a Fish couldn't or a Cat couldn't full understand who or what a CAN or a Zappa was.

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I mean half of your argument seems to be that the bands you like are more technical and mathematically complex than the ones I like. How would a cell have a measurement for that when a Cat or a Fish wouldn't? When a fish doesn't even have music how the fuck would an individual cell be able to fully conceptualize something like Dreamtheater? Can a Cell read time signatures? I think you're overapplying and oversimplifying this concept. It was good to confirm that cell theory is what I thought it wad though. Im just not sure about an individual cell being able to do all that.

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Like if not all animals even have a concept of music muchless time signatures and you don't think im smart enough to understand it than how would a cell which is a much much much simpler organism in all ways be able to? It just feels doubtful at best. Personally I don't think the cells have thought at all in genuine. A fish barely does so why would an individual cell know what time signatures or tone something was in? Exactly. You're giving complex conceptual reasoning to something microscopic. So that's like kinda hard dude.

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Like consider that there are entire species of animals that don't have a concept of music and then consider how much simpler an individual cell is. That's what I'm having a issue with. Not the generalized concept of cells.

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>>124304
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, your cellular membranes are so weak that it's not even funny, the mitochondrial jelly is floating freely throughout your bloodstream and it just makes you sound like a retard honestly. Thirdly, fuck you. Fourth of all, your cerebellum is leaking so much cerebral fluid that your entire kidney is beginning to rupture. Fifth of all, you haven't watched a sex tape, and you will never watch a sex tape. You try to deny this over and over again but you aren't fooling the hundreds of people in this thread who can see it plainly lmao. Sixth of all, fuck you. Seventh of all, you don't understand Zappa because of everything mentioned above, but in addition to that you've never jerked it to him and that's because your cells are failing to undergo proper respiration. It's sad really

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>>124359
You dont think its weird that the membranes of the cells just happen to align with everything you like and nothing anybody else likes? Does that really seem logical? Idk feels like an appeal to pseudointellectualism where you're throwing out random scientific terms and hoping they stick. Do you have any substantial evidence that the cells would in fact react to zappa this way? My skepticism is seeming fairly founded.

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>>124359
Cerebellum Sex Tape Botttom Text but none of this connects directly to Zappas work particularly well. Maybe if you were less of a faggot maggot you'd be able to appreciate high eq high iq high testosterone intellectual wholesome traditional screaming more than funny fart noises? I feel like this is you having lower reasoning or emotional inhibition tbh. That seems much more likely. Zappa isnt as challenging artistically and is written at like a middleschool level so you see yourself in it more. But more retarded random blathering won't really change that. Check bros hard drive cia lololol

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OH OH OH OKAY

CEREBELUM SEX TAPE

ZAPPA WAS PROBABLY ACCUSED OF RAPE

FUCKING ON MY ANIME PILLOW

ZERO FOCUS

YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT

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Bro talks shit about me disappearing for like only three hours during the day on some weekday but then disappears for ten hours and only comes back to bitch and wine the next day. Society.

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>>124404
Fuck off motherfucker. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND CELL THEORY. YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED A SEX TAPE. YOUR CELLS HAVE WEAK MEMBRANES WHICH LEAK MITOCHONDRIAL JELLY. YOUR KIDNEYS ARE ON THE VERGE OF FAILING. YOU'VE NEVER JERKED TO ZAPPA. Cells are the only thing in our body that can produce energy at will and when our body does something or seeks or produces energy it is different and there is a chemical substance that produces energy called a cell. I’m not suggesting that the word it complex can mean a chemical that can produce energy that can function and produce energy like a normal person. The best example of this is sex, you could say that using it makes the best condoms even stronger and the best condoms you have even more enjoyable.

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The condoms are the new ones that offer a lot more than the ones I bought a few months ago and they aren't too big and I think I'll get one soon too lol. This one will be better than the one I bought a few months ago so I think I'll have it soon lol but it's still new so I think it will fit well in my wardrobe. Thanks to the other advertisers for their contributions to this post, I'm starting to look into these for my next collection and will want to get some in the next few years when I have more experience with the local retailers around the apartment where I live. If you want to do it for your birthday, can I invite you both to my birthday party? That's nonsense.

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I love phone sex, but that doesn't mean you have a choice between being in the bedroom and not having sex, being alone, being in the bedroom, or being in the bathroom with your partner and not in the shower. Phone sex will make you a better partner and it won't make your life worse. And it doesn't matter how you are to me. You are not the best person because you are you and your phones and you have no right to them. I have to say you have no right and I have no right. And if I'm not in the right place, I have no rights. You have a choice and the wrong choice. Cell phones and cell phones give you a lot more rights to be in relationships with others, and phone sex with you has a lot of rights. You are not a masturbation problem and you are not the same. I am more of a sex tape and phone sex slut and you have no right to your phone.

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>>124453
Have you had like real actual sex or nah? Im guessing the "phone sex" in question was helluvaboss role playing shit?



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