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>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Eswatini, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there
<Hello /int/ my name is Siegfried Hitler III and I am Eswatinitan, nice to meet you guys
>Can you tell us more about this country ?
<Well Eswatini is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure Aryan country on earth, modern Europeans only have less than 60% of Aryan DNA while modern Eswatinians have more than 1000% of Aryan DNA
>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Eswatini's history ?
<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Eswatini" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Eswatini is a proto Aryan word meaning "Land of the Aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Eswatini we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure Aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water
>Some people say all Eswatinians are not Aryans but stinky black gorilla niggers pointing the fact that when you search "Eswatini" on google images you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop
<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions
>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?
<Yes, my Aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Eswatini. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Eswatini, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.